I'm there only for the perks and benefits after serving office. And one free beer to every citizen of legal drinking age when inaugurated paid by the government. Hey, it won't break the bank 'cause it's already broken. Ah hell, undocumented immigrants welcomed to the free beer after signing approval for 3 years of house arrest (yes, you get to work), payment of yet undetermined fine, and first American born child of legal age drafted to the peace corps or military.
That is my platform.