In Philly, you can not only NOT get Flyers home games on the air or on Dish etc, you can barely get the games if you don't have Comcast. They should change the name of the Philadelphia Flyers, Sixers and Phillies to the Comcast Flyers or Comcast Phillies. It's bad enough you have to be an oil tycoon to afford tickets to a live game so we stay home and watch but if you don't have Comcast (which is the most expensive of your options here) guess what? You can stick your finger in your arse as far as they're concerned. Streaming of live games? You've got to be freakin' kidding!!
How did the human race ever make it through 5000 years without the help of our government? We should be extinct now without their "guidance". For your copy of "How To Raise Your Children In The Eyes Of The Law" just send all your tax dollars to...
Penises can be used for rape so let's castrate every Man...
This, in turn will help the 1 percenters...
In time the population will die off leaving only thode who will be able to afford to buy laws exempting them from castration so their families will flourish.
I say let's beat 'em with a chair...
Oh shit, they'll make chairs illegal.
We'll have to stand forever.
The government's way of over-reacting.
If one person does something, they ban it across the board.
If you hit your head, the world has to wear hard hats from now on. Drop something on your foot? Steel toed boots for everyone.
Three of the biggest catch phrases of the year:
It's to "Protect The Children". If you are against the bill, you are against the children and you are against America, which makes you a terrorist.
It's "for the troops." If you are against the bill, you are against our troops and you are against America, which makes you a terrorist.
It's "for your protection". WOW! I didn't know that after 53 years I wasn't capable of protecting myself! But I need the government to protect me from becoming a terrorist!
Suddenly, everyone is a criminal, a terrorist and a child molester. When did this happen?
How many countries is the legal age of consent 14 years old? It's 16 in the US so we should extradite anyone from those countries and lock them up as child molesters. The world MUST see things our way or die!
So this is how it would go down eventually... We have cable TV. The account is in my name. I have 4 boxes. According to the new law, I would be the only one allowed to watch TV and only on one box at a time. Anyone watching with me OR on any other box without having their own account makes us felons and we'd be tossed into the pokey? So, if I'm watching one box and my daughter is watching something else on a different box or even if she watches with me, she's a criminal if she doesn't have her own cable account and box? Cool! I really like that! Idiots! I'd go to court and ask the judge: 1 - Do you have cable? Who's name is the account in? 3- How many boxes? 4 - Are you the only one who watches? If you can't answer: yes, mine, one and yes... I'd place him / her under arrest right in the courtroom (along with anyone else who fits the above.) Wouldn't THAT be a blast!!! Listen to the radio on the way in? Your radio? Have someone in the car with you?? PAY UP YOU FELONS!!! Oh yeah... this is gonna work REAL WELL!! Oh yeah... while we're all in jail... you know that TV playing in the background for all of us?? :)