Hey. Maybe we can get the government to do this with all the sports stars that use performance enhancing drugs. That way they only play other athletes that use performance enhancing drugs. Oh wait... NM. They already do.
Wow. I mean WOW. And we wonder why there are so many "What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean..." flavored jokes.
So the solution to an already bit of crazy is WAY MORE crazy. Did this guy represent Charlie Sheen?
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