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  • Jul 13th, 2017 @ 11:14am

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    True Story. My friend's 5-year-old, raised on iPads with Netflix, said this yesterday:

    "You know how Grandma's TV has something called...channels? Yeah, I think it's called channels. And there are breaks where they play commercials?"

  • Jul 28th, 2016 @ 3:12pm

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    Now I have visions of intellectual property counsel rushing to adopt new policies dancing through my head.

    "All fictitious, sensationalized, or caricatured characters must from this point henceforth adopt fictitious names..."

  • Jan 18th, 2016 @ 3:28pm

    Establishment clause violation

    Now Survivor can itself counterclaim that Huckabee's invocation of that defense is an unconstitutional establishment clause violation. An article I wrote in law school about this obscure provision of the copyright act is actually relevant!

  • Dec 22nd, 2014 @ 10:37am


    This won't even reach the First Amendment issues. Very clear law says taxpayers don't have standing to sue based on how the government spends money. I expect the ACLU will file a motion to dismiss on standing grounds and the entire case will be over in about 3 months.

  • Oct 10th, 2014 @ 5:40pm

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    I would have written the letter differently.

    Dear Roca,

    We believe you have failed to take account of two elementary facts. One, it's almost legally impossible to defame a corporation, because courts assume that part of the privilege of doing business is the burden of being subjected to criticism. Two, America has this thing called a "Constitution" which includes something known as "the First Amendment."

    Free Speakingly Yours,


  • Oct 10th, 2014 @ 5:34pm

    Copyright Law Doesn't Apply Overseas!

    Obama Says: “Piracy ends up being a huge problem overseas, and that’s an area where we’ve stepped up enforcement."

    Courts Say: It is an “undisputed axiom that United States copyright law has no extraterritorial application.” Subafilms, Ltd. v. MGM-Pathe Commc’ns Co., 24 F.3d 1088, 1093 (9th Cir. 1994) (en banc)

    Anyone notice a contradiction?

  • May 9th, 2014 @ 8:11am

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    If he tells financial institutions where to patch holes, isn't he a leaker doing critical harm to national security? We should prosecute him under the Espionage Act!

  • Oct 19th, 2013 @ 11:16am

    Re: Sorry, no cigar

    I don't think you're quite understanding some of the nuance of the issue here.

    If you're arguing that the Supreme Court won't reopen the specific "standing" decision they made regarding the FAA -- you're almost definitely right on that.

    But if someone with standing comes to the court, then the Supreme Court will address the merits. There are multiple cases currently pending where parties clearly have standing. Most notably, the ACLU-as-Verizon-Customer case file within days of Snowden's first leak.

    Merits issues vs. standing issues are entirely different questions. The Supreme Court has sidestepped issues on standing, only to be forced to address the merits in a new case a few years later, more times than I can count. (It's been a particularly popular tactic in First Amendment cases). The Supreme Court (or at least, a variety of appellate courts) are going to be forced to address the 4th Amendment merits on this one.

    And to those who think this won't reach the court, citing the statistics of certiorari grants, those are pretty misleading in this case. The cases the Court is most likely to take are (a) cases of major national political importance, and (b) cases where a Circuit split develops. This is easily a "case of major national importance." Remember: The DOMA/Prop 8 cases sailed to the top of the court's docket last year, even though they were "young" disputes under traditional court-watching criteria.

  • Oct 18th, 2013 @ 1:11pm

    Re: Re: Thank God for separation of powers

    But no ARTICLE III judge has yet to address the merits, just the secret FISA court ones. The Article III judges (i.e. DC Circuit Court of Appeals, Supreme Court) are going to be FURIOUS.

    I'll agree that a lot of Congressmen are every bit as condemned in this as the executive branch itself. But as Snowden's leaks have brought these stories to light, more and more Congressmen are agitating for change, as covered extensively by Techdirt. So there's some powerful Congress vs. Executive Branch dynamics at play here, too.

  • Oct 18th, 2013 @ 12:22pm

    Thank God for separation of powers

    One thing I learned in law school is that the only thing stronger than the political party divide in America is the constitutional separation of powers divide. So whatever you may think about activist, political judiciaries, I will assure you of one thing: JUDGES DO NOT LIKE TO BE LIED TO. Especially not by their "co-equal" branches of government.

    Even though the original case was 5-4 on standing, I'll officially wager that the first case to reach the Supreme Court on the 4th Amendment merits of NSA Surveillance will be 9-0 against the intelligence community.

    I'll further wager that the majority opinion will be filled with glorious language like "A constitutional democracy cannot function if the government itself willfully lies to the judiciary in order to prolong their unconstitutional abuses; such behavior is but one step removed from despotism."