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  • Nov 28th, 2011 @ 1:48pm

    Yeah, let's stop these Commie SOBs!

    They're poisoning our children by putting homosexuality-causing chemicals in the water and they're either making us smoke cigarettes or quit smoking, I can't tell yet, but whichever one it is will cause birth defects in genetically homogeneous children, meaning only mixed-race babies will survive the coming Apocalypse!

    What?... What's a 'terrorist'? I thought we were still fighting commies....

    Yeah... those terrorists are... uh... aborting 9-month old babies and selling crack to 5 year olds! (Someone please get me evidence backing me up... or just fabricate it. Thanks!).