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  • Jun 16th, 2017 @ 12:54pm

    I wonder what the good doctor would say about this if he were still around

    One troll, two troll
    Rhyme in your work
    And we'll sue troll.

    I didn't know the author personally, but I'm pretty sure he would have appreciated the mashup.

  • Mar 14th, 2013 @ 7:42pm


    I would welcome some current and active wikipedia information on legislation. It would certainly help raise awareness a little as well as increase access to UNDERSTANDABLE translations for those of us who are watch-dogging our elected officials. It has the added benefit of allowing alternative voices and requests for citations(BS calling). Could any open and truly democratic civilization strive to have any more of a meaningful tool than one that allows an inclusive discussion open to EVERYONE on current legislation? The fathers of democracy could only have dreamed of the potential such a system has. Look at wikipedia's success. It is a perfect example of democracy in action and is not draining tax dollars.

    Granted, we have THOMAS but it is a pathetic piece of garbage that you just know is hiding divide by zero SQL errors behind the lame GUI.

    End of File.

  • Mar 9th, 2013 @ 10:17am

    Finger Mouse

    The finger mouse was done in the 1990s and was a terrible flop. I had one and it was the worst $30 I ever spent on a peripheral. Hope the new one is better but looks to be built around the same ideas as the old. Wonder if they worked out the "nose scratch" problem. Anywho, appreciated the film relic. Thanks for posting.

  • Mar 6th, 2013 @ 3:07pm


    I agree. I have supported GWF and now am totally unsure whether I will in the future. What is his salary from the GWF anyway? How much of my money ended up funding his 10K MPH jet (full of sharks with lasers on their heads)?

    In Mr. Matherne's defense, he could just be feeling the effects of toxic gasses released by fracking in the 11,000-feet-deep Haynesville Shale deposits. Maybe?

  • Feb 23rd, 2013 @ 9:10am

    What can we do?

    Forgive my ignorance of legal matters, but I have wondered many times if an average joe such as myself (not the infamous AJ from TD) can do anything to contact courts and judges to input opinion and facts so that judges can make informed decisions. Anyone got suggestions on where to start reading? I'd like to avoid being laden by a lifetime of debt to get this answer via university law degree.

  • Feb 7th, 2013 @ 1:43pm

    Freedom Fighters

    "Freedom Fighters" Think about what those words mean when put next to each other. I find it interesting and more than a huge blunder on their part to characterize their detractors as "Freedom Fighters". When I hear those words, I think of the French resistance in WWII or the great and noble William Wallace rather than a bunch of "I want everything for free" pirates; which is how they would have everyone think of downloaders, open source software users, the likes of SOPA/PIPA or Occupy protesters and anyone else who isn't ready to play the MONETIZE THE HUMAN RACE game.

    But I digress, and tip my hat to you SMAIS. Even in your blunder you've managed to point out a very real truth. A pair of words that most won't say because the term has been trivialized by the lamestream media, and never use when talking about themselves, even when it is true (talking to you Aaron RIP). My hats off to the people of Iceland. Once again proving what a cool place Iceland is.

    End of File.

  • Feb 5th, 2013 @ 5:00pm

    Re: Error

    Actually, it is kinda true. We are living in the beginning of a permissions society in America so it is a "now" thing.

  • Jan 30th, 2013 @ 8:41pm

    Hedgehog vs. Kitten


    worth it to watch past 1:30. You're welcome, Dirtechs.

  • Jan 29th, 2013 @ 9:05am

    Last thing.

    The last thing I bought from Electronic Arts was for the Sega Genesis. Must've been 18 years ago. I was shocked to hear that they were still around. Doesn't sound like they will for much longer, though.

  • Jan 28th, 2013 @ 3:20pm

    A New Variant.

    We can call it Prenda Hour.
    You can only play it when Prenda is in court and you must take a shot every time they do or say something stupid or shady.
    Anyone up for that kind of challenge?

  • Jan 18th, 2013 @ 10:03pm

    Re: No opinion.

    lol, "POST-modern" but I bet the original post applies.

  • Jan 18th, 2013 @ 10:01pm

    No opinion.

    except to say that I generally don't get into pot-modern folk music, but this version of the (dare I say CLASSIC) Sir-Mix-A-Lot tune was pretty c.o.o.l.

  • Jan 14th, 2013 @ 9:53am


    I'll hold my breath.

  • Jan 12th, 2013 @ 1:15pm


    And now he is gone. Bullied to death by a fascist AG and an institution of higher learning (lost all respect for MIT). Funny how Rupert Murdoch hasn't spent a day behind bars for his technology breaches which were of PRIVATE information rather than public information like the stuff in JSTOR which is comprised of content originally meant for public and institutional libraries. Much of the research documented in the journals at JSTOR was publicly funded as well. Guess that access to JUSTICE and INFORMATION truly are only for the wealthy and well connected.

    We have lost a great mind today. I am very sad.
    R.I.P. Aaron Swartz

  • Jan 11th, 2013 @ 11:43am

    I want to know what the researcher was querying.

    Anyone know what the question was that produced the "bullshit" response? I've looked at a couple of articles at other sites but no one seems to be specific.

  • Jan 9th, 2013 @ 10:59am

    Re: Re: Re: Re:

    I took the time to read everything you wrote. I think many here are having an issue with what you consider "valid" to mean. Laws regarding the length of a woman's skirt were written to keep men "moral". Thoughts being that they would be "led into temptation" and harm might come to their immortal soul. That position had enough "validity" with enough people get it onto the law books.

    To any law enforcement officer, if you ask, "valid" means if it is still on the books, it is still the law. Hypot: Is the officer then, seeing a woman in short pants, violating the law by not citing the woman? Is that a benign violation?

  • Jan 9th, 2013 @ 10:16am

    Re: Re:

    There are some seriously outdated and socially irrelevant laws on the books. There are also some very badly written and just plain bad laws. Violations of those laws ARE benign and trivial. For instance, in some places, there is still a law on the books that prohibits women from wearing short pants. Yes, this is here in the U.S.A. The problem is that laws are made to reflect social and moral beliefs that are different from one person, region, and time period to the next. Since many of these laws are written by religious zealots or those with a monetary interest; progress, advances in knowledge, and logic do not come into play when repealing or rewriting them. What we're left with is a hodgepodge of secular and religious legalisms that are antithetical to reality.

  • Jan 7th, 2013 @ 1:44pm


    FTA=Classy title! I wonder how he feels having his name in print next to it? This is a superb example of why I don't want to give up a free internet.

    Luv Much, UCH

  • Dec 31st, 2012 @ 3:53pm

    Nappy Yew Hear!

    What if lowering the tax rate and simplifying the tax code were to reduce tax fraud and raise revenues? Would you be asking for more IRS workers to conduct more tax audits? What if building sidewalks overpasses or underground streets in school zones reduced car accidents? Would you still be advocating 15mph speed zones? What if legalizing drugs and providing addiction recovery help and other self help systems for drug addicts reduced the amount of drug users and/or drug related crime? Would you still be crying for longer jail terms?

    Common sense. This kind of discourse is why I return to TD time and time again. Hope everyone, even AJ and OOTB, has a peaceful and blessed new year.

  • Dec 19th, 2012 @ 11:08am

    What the NRA should be talking about right now...

    is this.
    Our teachers and school staff should be armed and trained to use said arms. If the NRA wants to make a point, let it be that we cannot stop the results of one infraction on the Bill of Rights (Gun Free Zones) by creating another infraction on the Bill of Rights. Newton was as bad as it was because teachers can't carry arms, not because there are too many arms.

    As to the NRA and this weak diversionary tactic, I would point out again that creating laws that infringe on the First Amendment is just as bad a solution (and illegal) as one that infringes on the Second. There are no "lesser" or less important rights in that bill.

    The founders did not intend for Our Constitution and Bill of Rights to be optional, subject to narrow or restricted interpretation, or subject to change. They were written and written vaguely intentionally with broad meanings to keep government from doing exactly the kinds of things they are doing with Speech (“Anti-Protest” Bill H.R. 347) and now are going to try to do with our arms.

    Before you react, call your elected officials, and cry out "Won't someone think of the children?", consider that criminals and crazies don't care about gun laws.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun-Free_School_Zones_Act_of_1990#Prohibition_of_unlicensed_carr y

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