<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!--generator='jetpack-16.2-a.5'-->
<!--Jetpack_Sitemap_Buffer_News_XMLWriter-->
<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="//www.techdirt.com/news-sitemap.xsl"?>
<urlset xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9" xmlns:news="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-news/0.9" xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xsi:schemaLocation="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9 http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9/sitemap.xsd">
 <url>
  <loc>https://www.techdirt.com/2026/09/04/tom-cruise-parrots-paramounts-empty-merger-promises-because-he-loves-his-hollywood-family/</loc>
  <lastmod>2026-09-04T04:24:29Z</lastmod>
  <news:news>
   <news:publication>
    <news:name>Techdirt</news:name>
    <news:language>en</news:language>
   </news:publication>
   <news:title>Tom Cruise Parrots Paramount&amp;#039;s Empty Merger Promises Because He Loves His &amp;#039;Hollywood Family&amp;#039;</news:title>
   <news:publication_date>2026-09-04T12:25:20Z</news:publication_date>
   <news:genres>Blog</news:genres>
  </news:news>
 </url>
 <url>
  <loc>https://www.techdirt.com/2026/09/03/court-tells-hhs-to-stop-using-ai-to-cite-fake-studies-or-willfully-misinterpret-others-in-grant-solicitations/</loc>
  <lastmod>2026-09-04T01:00:01Z</lastmod>
  <news:news>
   <news:publication>
    <news:name>Techdirt</news:name>
    <news:language>en</news:language>
   </news:publication>
   <news:title>Court Tells HHS To Stop Using AI To Cite Fake Studies, Or Willfully Misinterpret Others In Grant Solicitations</news:title>
   <news:publication_date>2026-09-04T03:04:37Z</news:publication_date>
   <news:genres>Blog</news:genres>
  </news:news>
 </url>
 <url>
  <loc>https://www.techdirt.com/2026/09/03/colorado-sees-first-lawsuit-under-right-to-repair-law/</loc>
  <lastmod>2026-09-03T22:14:43Z</lastmod>
  <news:news>
   <news:publication>
    <news:name>Techdirt</news:name>
    <news:language>en</news:language>
   </news:publication>
   <news:title>Colorado Sees First Lawsuit Under &amp;#039;Right To Repair&amp;#039; Law</news:title>
   <news:publication_date>2026-09-03T22:19:09Z</news:publication_date>
   <news:genres>Blog</news:genres>
  </news:news>
 </url>
 <url>
  <loc>https://www.techdirt.com/2026/09/03/working-with-ice-is-so-toxic-ice-is-now-offering-liability-insurance-to-local-police-officers/</loc>
  <lastmod>2026-09-03T19:36:36Z</lastmod>
  <news:news>
   <news:publication>
    <news:name>Techdirt</news:name>
    <news:language>en</news:language>
   </news:publication>
   <news:title>Working With ICE Is So Toxic, ICE Is Now Offering Liability Insurance To Local Police Officers</news:title>
   <news:publication_date>2026-09-03T20:04:07Z</news:publication_date>
   <news:genres>Blog</news:genres>
  </news:news>
 </url>
 <url>
  <loc>https://www.techdirt.com/2026/09/03/hackers-had-a-live-feed-of-every-id-this-verification-company-scanned-for-over-a-year/</loc>
  <lastmod>2026-09-03T17:49:21Z</lastmod>
  <news:news>
   <news:publication>
    <news:name>Techdirt</news:name>
    <news:language>en</news:language>
   </news:publication>
   <news:title>Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.</news:title>
   <news:publication_date>2026-09-03T17:57:48Z</news:publication_date>
   <news:genres>Blog</news:genres>
  </news:news>
 </url>
 <url>
  <loc>https://www.techdirt.com/2026/09/03/daily-deal-babbel-language-learning-all-languages-26/</loc>
  <lastmod>2026-09-03T17:48:29Z</lastmod>
  <news:news>
   <news:publication>
    <news:name>Techdirt</news:name>
    <news:language>en</news:language>
   </news:publication>
   <news:title>Daily Deal: Babbel Language Learning (All Languages)</news:title>
   <news:publication_date>2026-09-03T17:52:48Z</news:publication_date>
   <news:genres>Blog</news:genres>
  </news:news>
 </url>
 <url>
  <loc>https://www.techdirt.com/2026/09/03/doj-issues-memo-saying-theres-nothing-illegal-about-the-military-arresting-migrants/</loc>
  <lastmod>2026-09-03T06:50:24Z</lastmod>
  <news:news>
   <news:publication>
    <news:name>Techdirt</news:name>
    <news:language>en</news:language>
   </news:publication>
   <news:title>DOJ Issues Memo Saying There&amp;#039;s Nothing Illegal About The Military Arresting Migrants</news:title>
   <news:publication_date>2026-09-03T16:30:00Z</news:publication_date>
   <news:genres>Blog</news:genres>
  </news:news>
 </url>
 <url>
  <loc>https://www.techdirt.com/2026/09/03/apple-google-pathetically-buckle-to-trumps-dim-and-lazy-effort-to-rename-lake-ontario/</loc>
  <lastmod>2026-09-03T04:08:49Z</lastmod>
  <news:news>
   <news:publication>
    <news:name>Techdirt</news:name>
    <news:language>en</news:language>
   </news:publication>
   <news:title>Apple, Google Pathetically Buckle To Trump&amp;#039;s Dim And Lazy Effort To Rename Lake Ontario</news:title>
   <news:publication_date>2026-09-03T12:24:00Z</news:publication_date>
   <news:genres>Blog</news:genres>
  </news:news>
 </url>
 <url>
  <loc>https://www.techdirt.com/2026/09/02/sony-tells-courts-any-reasonable-customer-knows-digital-purchases-are-actually-licenses/</loc>
  <lastmod>2026-09-02T23:46:28Z</lastmod>
  <news:news>
   <news:publication>
    <news:name>Techdirt</news:name>
    <news:language>en</news:language>
   </news:publication>
   <news:title>Sony Tells Courts Any &amp;#039;Reasonable Customer&amp;#039; Knows Digital Purchases Are Actually Licenses</news:title>
   <news:publication_date>2026-09-03T03:03:00Z</news:publication_date>
   <news:genres>Blog</news:genres>
  </news:news>
 </url>
 <url>
  <loc>https://www.techdirt.com/2026/09/02/metas-17-billion-settlement-is-a-bad-deal-for-teens-and-all-social-media-users/</loc>
  <lastmod>2026-09-02T20:13:20Z</lastmod>
  <news:news>
   <news:publication>
    <news:name>Techdirt</news:name>
    <news:language>en</news:language>
   </news:publication>
   <news:title>Meta&amp;#039;s $17 Billion Settlement Is A Bad Deal For Teens And All Social Media Users</news:title>
   <news:publication_date>2026-09-02T22:17:22Z</news:publication_date>
   <news:genres>Blog</news:genres>
  </news:news>
 </url>
 <url>
  <loc>https://www.techdirt.com/2026/09/02/ice-finalizes-stun-glove-purchase-claims-theres-no-other-way-to-handle-violent-migrants/</loc>
  <lastmod>2026-09-02T20:12:23Z</lastmod>
  <news:news>
   <news:publication>
    <news:name>Techdirt</news:name>
    <news:language>en</news:language>
   </news:publication>
   <news:title>ICE Finalizes Stun Glove Purchase, Claims There&amp;#039;s No Other Way To Handle &amp;#039;Violent&amp;#039; Migrants</news:title>
   <news:publication_date>2026-09-02T20:16:22Z</news:publication_date>
   <news:genres>Blog</news:genres>
  </news:news>
 </url>
 <url>
  <loc>https://www.techdirt.com/2026/09/02/whistleblower-usps-defied-a-court-injunction-to-build-an-untested-undocumented-ballot-blocking-system-its-own-staff-call-the-process-a-shit-show/</loc>
  <lastmod>2026-09-02T17:58:59Z</lastmod>
  <news:news>
   <news:publication>
    <news:name>Techdirt</news:name>
    <news:language>en</news:language>
   </news:publication>
   <news:title>Whistleblower: USPS Defied A Court Injunction To Build An Untested, Undocumented Ballot-Blocking System. Its Own Staff Call The Process &amp;quot;A Shit Show.&amp;quot;</news:title>
   <news:publication_date>2026-09-02T18:07:55Z</news:publication_date>
   <news:genres>Blog</news:genres>
  </news:news>
 </url>
 <url>
  <loc>https://www.techdirt.com/2026/09/02/daily-deal-the-adobe-graphic-design-bundle-3/</loc>
  <lastmod>2026-09-02T17:58:15Z</lastmod>
  <news:news>
   <news:publication>
    <news:name>Techdirt</news:name>
    <news:language>en</news:language>
   </news:publication>
   <news:title>Daily Deal: The Adobe Graphic Design Bundle</news:title>
   <news:publication_date>2026-09-02T18:02:55Z</news:publication_date>
   <news:genres>Blog</news:genres>
  </news:news>
 </url>
 <url>
  <loc>https://www.techdirt.com/2026/09/02/flock-stalking-nazi-saluting-deputy-given-top-cop-honors-before-hastily-retiring-ahead-of-criminal-charges/</loc>
  <lastmod>2026-09-02T14:58:17Z</lastmod>
  <news:news>
   <news:publication>
    <news:name>Techdirt</news:name>
    <news:language>en</news:language>
   </news:publication>
   <news:title>Flock-Stalking, Nazi-Saluting Deputy Given Top Cop Honors Before Hastily Retiring Ahead Of Criminal Charges</news:title>
   <news:publication_date>2026-09-02T16:26:27Z</news:publication_date>
   <news:genres>Blog</news:genres>
  </news:news>
 </url>
 <url>
  <loc>https://www.techdirt.com/2026/09/02/gop-begs-supreme-court-to-let-it-flood-airwaves-with-cheap-midterm-propaganda/</loc>
  <lastmod>2026-09-02T04:32:19Z</lastmod>
  <news:news>
   <news:publication>
    <news:name>Techdirt</news:name>
    <news:language>en</news:language>
   </news:publication>
   <news:title>GOP Begs Supreme Court To Let It Flood Airwaves With Cheap Midterm Propaganda</news:title>
   <news:publication_date>2026-09-02T12:36:41Z</news:publication_date>
   <news:genres>Blog</news:genres>
  </news:news>
 </url>
</urlset>
