If you've ever wondered what it's like to watch comedy as a concept die, I can assure you it's me sitting in a freezing room explaining to two angry government agents why "murder-boner" is an inherently more richly comedic pairing of words than "death-erection."
this wins the internet for the day. i'm turning off my computer and going to bed, because nothing will beat this quote.
i'll be damned, my kids school made techdirt. about two weeks ago my kindergartener got in trouble for precisely the same thing, sent to the in school detention room. I'm pissed, and pretty much have no avenue of doing anything about it, since the zero tolerance bullshit is mandated from much higher than local level.
best i can do is go get thrown out of a school board meeting.
i specifically pay for netflix for two reasons- 1. cartoons on tap for the kids that i don't have to download myself and 2. random channel surfing, for content outside of what i've specifically gone and gotten and already added to my home media server.
basically netflix IS my channel surfing randomness.
look, sometimes i really wish you'd just go ahead and give us a live target. it's late, i'm tired, i just need a facebook page to go shit on, while i wait for the kids to go to sleep so we can play santa,