Soooo, the afformentioned "thieves" were thieving less than $00.01 in actual damages and so the government is going to expend anywhere NORTH OF $10,000 to prosecute this? TIMES TWO DEFENDENTS! Really? Way to keep Portland stupid....er weird!
I believe the government would argue that this case being handled WITHOUT the special laws just PROVES HOW BADLY WE NEED THEM!
After all, he wasn't actually convicted of revenge porn, just piddling hacking & Id theft. If they'd had brand new, sparkly ANTI-PORN STATUTES then they could have locked this miscreant up for life....and let us pay for his upkeep the whole time.
that thinks it just MIGHT be a good idea to examine the product specs BEFORE you make it? I mean, for instance, what if your business model were mixing chemicals and you mixed metal powder, Aluminum & Boron (III)Oxide? Just mix that baby up and ship it off for someone else to find out you just MADE FREAKING THERMITE and burnt a whole town to the ground because nobody in the transportation chain took any precautions.
Doesn't make their OUTSTANDINGLY BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE any less offensive. Quality customer service is NOT dependent upon the size of the market or number of competitors....it is a VITAL FACTOR of doing business which COMCAST will (apparently) never learn.
Just send your personal information and back accounts straight to me through email. It is safer and more secure than your company servers and I promise to steal your identify in a more gentle manner than those "evil" North Koreans. (just in case someone without a sense of humor is reading this.....Northumbria Police Department..... this is called SARCASM and HUMOR....google it)