I'm thinking the gov should foster an Icelandic Foods program to spread interest in the foods of Iceland. A sort of co-op that fosters pride and shares yum-yums with the rest of the world, except not in the EU, of course. Imagine that.. an Iceland Foods market with product on the shelves stamped Official Product of Iceland. Ick. I'm already confused. Iceland's simply going to need a name change. The one they have now simply won't work.
High level delegation, to Iceland, from foodCo, powns country's name. I don't understand.
Iceland Foods (owns Iceland) *Iceland Fairies (yes, for sale) *Iceland Chopsticks (yes, for eating Iceland Food) *Iceland Autowerks (autos work, wallets twirk) *Iceland Chicks (very hot girl band types in my imagination) *Iceland Snowland (very cold winter playground, also in my imagination) (someone's gotta see what I did there) *Iceland is Your land (slow jam) * Iceland (big little place where people can put feet on earth)
(* Wholly owned subsidiaries of Iceland Foods ™ - any references to those living or dead are purely coincidental. These people are professional actors. Animals may have been here.)
I imagined an imaginary scene from an imaginary play with .. deference to these poignant words: The people can not be all, and always, well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions it is a lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. We have had 13 states independent 11 years. There has been one rebellion. That comes to one rebellion in a century and a half for each state. What country ever existed a century and a half without a rebellion? And what country can preserve it's liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is it's natural manure.
Since it's fairly obvious you derived that I was telling him he was wrong you seem perfectly qualified for interpretive duties at the Hineylick Center for the Rehabilitation of Crack Abuse Victims. Thank your insight, sir. May I have another?
Here I sit broken hearted I tried to vote and only farted.
But really, here's the thing, the harder you squeeze the more the juice comes out and the more juice that comes out the bigger the mess and the bigger the mess the less juice you have and when you run out of juice and you just keep squeezing in self-righteous indignation the ground becomes nourished and writhes beneath you and you learn, slowly, that you are being squeezed and you are being eaten and you are bleeding and only then do you see the error - you should have squeezed harder, you should have squeezed faster and you should have squeezed over a bowl because all is now lost and there's shit everywhere and you're bleeding. And you crawl towards the Tree of Liberty looking for more fruit and there is none. At last, we are safe.
Since it's fairly obvious Mr. Pres. Elect needs to start focusing now you kind of seem perfectly qualified to take over these truth and criticism duties. Truth to Powah, Brutha! Truth to Powahhh. Don't fuck this up.
You mean calling a spade a spade isn't cool? Too quick to qualify? Is he wrong? Wrong tone? Not CNN enough? Too much CNN? Were you guys upset? Is this a search for acceptance gone wrong? The power to change minds backfiring? What?
The guy is POTUS in a twitter tister with the NYT. Dude's pretty much whining. I might be with you on the "Constant" part though because that might tend to imply to infinity and beyond. He should definitely change that, like, immediately, or I could, you know, I could freak the fuck out. It's not right. Not cool.