Paging Buford T. Justice! White courtesy telephone.
Buford T. Justice: Hey boy, where's Sheriff Branford? Sheriff Branford: I AM Sheriff Branford. Buford T. Justice: Ooo, Hee-Hee. For some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio, hee-hee.
"two diametrically-opposed political parties"? Wha?
"two (pick one: strategically, reflexively, apparently, not-really) diametrically-opposed political parties"
From the point of view of a neighbour to the north, the US political system doesn't really offer a clear/any choice to the electorate. Witness the range of political discussion [that's allowed] in the mass media and on C-SPAN. It's like watching two people discuss whether they should paint the kitchen salmon or peach.
Compare this with the range of political opinion that's expressed in other countries' parliaments.
It's been evident to many, and for some time now, that this is because the electorate doesn't count. The only thing that counts, are the donors.
FTL: "Still, the report includes several redacted paragraphs describing “success” cases."
Here, lemme unredact those paragraphs:
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"...Are my domain costs now going to double.."? Uh, no?
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