"one for obstructing the flow of traffic as she was walking down the street"
There are no sidewalks in her neighborhood. In fact, most of the town has no sidewalks. So, everyone who walks around town "obstructs" traffic.
One can only hope that the ACLU is awarded legal fees.
Maybe, Charles Carreon is not a douchebag, but is continuing this futile war in order to increase the amount of money that will be contributed to the charities.
Maybe, he actually works for the WWF.
Think about it.
Have we seen his birth certificate?
Even the best looking, most successful men in the world contract those dreaded STDs. Yes, even celebrities. Yes, even Chris Evans.
I received a juicy tip this morning from one of my best sources in Los Angeles and what they’re telling me is something a lot of you might not want to hear. The gorgeous and talented Chris Evans (Fantastic Four, The Avengers, Captain America) has been treated for a sexually transmitted disease. Not even his SuperPeen could withstand the toxic environment in which he entered, presumably within the last 30 days.
My source revealed that Evans was treated for the STD “gonorrhea” and subsequently filled a prescription for the infection. So take note, if you hooked up with Chris recently, you might wanna haul your pretty little ass down to the doc’s for some penicillin.
Chris was recently quoted as saying he likes his women a little feisty: “I like wet hair and sweatpants…and ponytails. Girls who give me a hard time, bust my chops a little.” Well, it looks like he got more than his chops busted this time.
So the question is…would you hit it – AFTER the meds kick in? (Heh. Yeah, I’m sick.)
for the last 30+ years.
It was a joke 32 years ago when I lived in Colorado Springs.
It was thin and almost devoid of content.
The former owners ("Freedom") were extremely right-wing and it showed in every bit of the paper.