Just had an awesome idea. How about we make a law saying that safes cannot have doors on them. Think about what people put in safes: criminal stuff! Obviously! There are probably hundreds of kidnapped kids locked in safes RIGHT NOW!
"Despite the fact that the investigation has been widely condemned by legal experts and Constitutional scholars—former Times general counsel James Goodale said Holder might as well be investigating WikiLeaks for “a conspiracy to commit journalism”—recent court documents show the grand jury is still active."
Too bad we don't have a constitutional scholar in charge over the DoJ that could step in and make sure what they are doing is constitutional.
Wait! What? Obama is a constitutional scholar?!? WTF!?!
I don't want to make it another wikipedia (because it definitely has its issues), but it seems like the OED could have the menial work done by crowd-sourcing.
If you wanted to have a bit more control, develop a github-like control environment where people can make commits and then the experts review. Others could vote on the commits so the experts could review the important/popular first.
Building something like Ubuntu would probably take as long as the OED if they didn't use tools like launchpad and github.
Is your newborn crying all the time? Terrorist. Is your 1 year old pooping in their pants all the time? Terrorist. Is your 2 year old out of control? Terrorist. Is your 3 year old whiny? Terrorist. Is your 4 year old indecisive? Terrorist. Does your 5 year old ignore everything you say? Terrorist. Does your wife never want to have sex? Terrorist Is your husband always horny? Terrorist. Does your grandmother complain about health issues constantly? Terrorist.
Seriously, isn't this just a list things that teenagers just do? Like all the time?