Australia's Idiotic War On Porn Returns, This Time Using Facial Recognition

from the this-isn't-going-to-work-out-you-ninnies dept

For years now, governments around the world have attempted to block, filter, or otherwise restrict the public’s access to porn. And for just as long those efforts have routinely and repeatedly fallen flat on their face. Whether it’s the UK’s bungled and incoherent plan to employ age-checks to restrict porn access, or Utah’s seemingly endless efforts to fiter porn entirely, history is filled with examples of how trying to thwart porn simply doesn’t work. Filters are easy to bypass and tend to cause more problems than they solve. Waging war on porn at scale always ends in wasted money and headaches.

Apparently learning nothing from that time a teenage kid bypassed Australia’s $89 million porn filters in a matter of minutes, Australia’s back with a new idea to combat porn: restricting access to it via the use of facial recognition technology:

“Under the proposal from the Department of Home Affairs, a computer user?s face would be matched to images from official identity documents. It does not say how the user would submit a facial image at the beginning of each online session.”

Obviously the government retaining a massive database of not only citizen facial scans — but who is or isn’t watching porn — isn’t being received well by privacy advocates. A parliamentary committee of the Australian House of Representatives began an inquiry last month fielding feedback on the effectiveness of age verification systems for adult websites and internet gambling. A filing from Australia’s Department of Home Affairs championed the idea, suggesting an expansion of the government’s existing facial recognition database to restrict access to online porn.

Beyond that, it’s pretty clear that nobody can really explain how it will work, which is always a good sign for these types of efforts. And nobody in the Australian government wants to actually own or even talk about the dumb plan:

“The Department of Home Affairs did not respond to questions about the proposal, and the attorney general?s office, when asked to comment on the legal ramifications of the system, directed all questions to Home Affairs.”

It’s not clear how many times we need to go through this before governments realize that restricting access to internet porn on any meaningful scale is not only impossible given technical countermeasures like proxies or VPNs, it usually results in more problems than it causes — be that legitimate websites being caught in the filter trap, or collected data being compromised by hackers or used by governments in ways not originally advertised.

In about two years after millions are wasted, Australia will shelve the project and lives will go on, with people worried about illegal underage access to porn doing what they should have done from the start: a little thing called responsible parenting.

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Anonymous Coward says:

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"If it exists there’s porn of it." Would imply anything is potentially porn to the right person. I’m sure that governments love indulging their fetish of looking at mugshot photos of their slav….err…. citizens. Unfortunately we citizens don’t get to put such locks on their access.

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Michael says:

"It does not say how the user would submit a facial image at the beginning of each online session"

It’s easy. When someone navigates to a porn site, they will be prompted to "Upload a facial".
If they appear of-age, they can continue.
If they do not appear of-age, they will be immediately arrested for distribution of child pornography.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: Re:2 Re:

If they outlaw VPN in the USA, I will continue to use it in violation of the law.

And arrest warrants are computerised. Just break into their computers and erase them, and that will be the end of it. If they put out any warrants for your arrest, jut erase them from their computers, and that will be the end of it.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re:

"You are the other. You shall be stripped of all rights and dignity through my suspicion. You are less than myself, for I am holy and just and you are not me. You will never be free of my suspicion, nor you shall ever satisfy my demands of surveillance. You are guilty. Of what is of no importance. The only thing sitting between you and death, is my willingness to reveal my true nature to the world."

  • Every authoritarian out there.
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Bergman (profile) says:

It's worse than just a facial recognition database

In order to ensure that not just the person at the computer is of age but everyone in the room is, the computer will have to be equipped with a webcam, and that webcam must be sufficiently wide-angle to see the entire room. Further, it must be constantly scanning while the porn is being viewed.

Bets on whether those cameras will come with working off buttons, and whether they might just ‘accidentally’ keep scanning the room for anything illegal even when porn isn’t being viewed?

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Wyrm (profile) says:

How to make the government drop the idea after implementation:

  • let people submit the picture of the prime minister (example) at the age validation check of as many sites as possible.
  • watch as hilarity ensues when the prime minister is revealed to visit all known adult sites.
ECA (profile) says:

I wonder..

"Under the proposal from the Department of Home Affairs, a computer user’s face would be matched to images from official identity documents. It does not say how the user would submit a facial image at the beginning of each online session."

Drivers license and ID cards, and just register for it..BUT what site is going to do that?
Dad, come here, let me take your picture..

Also, its a great way to get every ones pictures.. remember, they monitor the Servers and modem ID over there..(if implemented yet)

Lets understand something here…
TEENAGER..
HORMONES FROM HELL..
What to do… you cant go out and Rape a girl. And you may not have a willing girl friend…On the Pill(regulated), or take a chance to have a kid in your teens..
Do you think the Girl will take the chance?? That YOU WILL MARRY HER?>?>????

How many religions WANT you to be married and have sex and children at a young age??(even after science found that human women are having a hard time giving Birth, in the last few hundred years)

GET ON WITH SOME LOGIC YOU IDIOTS, let the kid do it in the bed room by themselves… Im not running around looking for a gay friend or a Girl with a good hand..

Anonymous Coward says:

Between this, and the enviro-loonies belief that streaming, both legal and illegal, are contributing to global warming, I think the VPN business is a good business to get into right now, if you have to the starting capital to do it.

Whether it is Australia wanting to restrict access to porn or enviromentalists wanting to find some way to block or restrict streaming, both legal and illegal, I see a big boom in the VPN business coming, as people will use VPNs to hide either streaming, or watching porn.

Anonymous Coward says:

"It’s not clear how many times we need to go through this before governments realize that restricting access to internet porn on any meaningful scale is not only impossible given technical countermeasures like proxies or VPNs, it usually results in more problems than it causes"

You got that right. Like I said in another comment, between this, and environmentalists wanting to block or restrict streaming sites, both legal and illegal, because they say it contributes to global warming, I see the a coming boom in the VPN business, and why you need to get into the VPN business now, if you have the capital for it.

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