Smart Vibrator Company To Pay $3.75 Million For Private Data Collection
from the masturbatory-metadata dept
Given the often-comedic “security” featured on “smart” tea kettles, televisions, refrigerators and light bulbs — was there any question that your sex toys would suffer from the same problems plaguing other Internet of Things devices?
Last fall, a company named Standard Innovation was sued because its We-Vibe vibrator collected sensitive data about customer usage. Specifically, the device and its corresponding Bluetooth-tethered smartphone app collected data on how frequently (and for how long) users enjoyed the toy, the “selected vibration settings,” the device’s battery life, and even the vibrator’s “temperature.” All of this rather personal data was collected and sent off to the company’s Canadian servers, where the company claims it’s used to conduct research for future products and product updates.
Unlike many IoT products, Standard Innovation does fortunately encrypt this data in transit, but like most IoT companies, it failed to fully and clearly disclose the scope of data collection to customers, what was being done with that data, and how to opt out (or preferably, opt in).
The end result was a lawsuit by one of the device’s users (pdf) claiming this improperly-disclosed data collection violated Illinois privacy laws. This week, Standard Innovation struck a $3.75 million settlement (pdf). Under the terms of the deal, Standard Innovation will designate $3 million of the total for customers who downloaded the app and used it with the We-Vibe device, each individual receiving about $10,000 each. The remaining $750,000 is then destined to be divided between customers who purchased the devices alone, with each individual in that instance receiving roughly $200 each.
The company tells the Chicago Tribune it had learned its lesson about the collection of masturbatory metadata:
“Standard Innovation denied any wrongdoing in the settlement, which spokesman Denny Alexander called “fair and reasonable.” Some changes agreed to in the settlement have been in place since We-Vibe updated its We-Connect app and privacy notice in September, he said.
“At Standard Innovation we take customer privacy and data security seriously. We have enhanced our privacy notice, increased app security, provided customers more choice in the data they share, and we continue to work with leading privacy and security experts to improve the app,” he said.”
Of course the real lesson here continues to be: if you want to be smart about device security in the internet of broken things era, you’re almost always better off with the dumb alternative.
Filed Under: iot, privacy, security, smart vibrators
Companies: standard innovation
Comments on “Smart Vibrator Company To Pay $3.75 Million For Private Data Collection”
Here’s me hoping this is turned into some sci-fy porn parody.
Swordfish doesn’t count.
What, no embedded camera?
How are they supposed to “conduct research for future products and product updates” without video?
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No Accelerometer? Pfft. And they call themselves innovative.
IoT: product in search of a market
ProTip: Stupid products do not have a sustainable market
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“ProTip: Stupid products do not have a sustainable market”
Huh? What is your address? 101 Under Rock trail?
Barrister Johnson, “Your Honor, I can prove that my client was NOT at the scene of the murder. She clearly was using her Iot vibrator for 7 hours and could not have been at the scene of the crime!”
Judge Smith, “Mr. Johnson, I am impressed with your attention to detail as well as your client’s stamina. Case dismissed!”
Judge Smith, “Miss Jones, maybe we could go get a cup of coffee after dinner tonight?”
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But, was it her or someone else? That’s why it needs the camera!
You know...
…for an exhibitionist, that’s not a bug. It’s a feature!
$3.75 million? Well, they’re fucked.
How many of these companies decide to collect all the data that they can just because they can, and then try and figure out how to profit from it latter?
I guess that the company just learned that truth is a double headed dildo. With telemetry.
But without lube.
I like the phrase Internet of Broken Things…
This reminds me of how often we hear security advice about protecting our personal info from "bad guys".
I’m strongly inclined to think of regular companies and corporations as are part of those bad guys. I think they started all this by believing they could collect, use and sell user data as they please. Many, if not most, didn’t even bother to protect the data from internal or external theft. How much credit card and identity theft came directly from this?
I remember routinely getting junk mail with my social on it. Or having school IDs with my social on it. Boooo!!
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Oops. That was me. I thought I was logged in.
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I’m strongly inclined to think of regular companies and corporations as are part of those bad guys.
Signs of a company I will avoid:
Given the lack of user controls, this is probably activated much like hidden features in games:
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Up….
Lots of companies collect lots of data. Where is the line?
“Dear Miss Jones,
You smart vibrator has detected that you have the beginnings of a yeast infection. We recommend that you get that taken care of immediately.”
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That would actually be useful, but I daresay they’d follow it up with ads for Canestan everywhere she went online. Now imagine she’s carrying out an online search at work. Awkward!
My GF and I have one, and it’s pretty fun. It would be more fun if it didn’t constantly drop the connection. We were in a LDR for a while and when it worked properly, it was a ton of fun to be able to remotely control her vibe. She’s since moved in with me, so we have less need for a remote control vibe. 😉
As for the data collection… I’m not particularly bothered. Seems like usage stats. Did it need to be personally identifiable? No. But that seems more like somebody just didn’t think through the implications of how they were collecting the data.
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We would also like to know if your girlfriend is happy with the dumb alternative or is she moving out?
Life lessons
Lessons learned the hard way tend to stick to you.
Smart Vibrators
The product on many peoples lips 🙂