'Honey Badger' Narrator Sues Greeting Card Company For Selling Products Featuring An Apathetic Honey Badger

from the and-a-huge-number-of-shits-were-given-that-day dept

Honey badger may not care, but "comedic narrator" Christopher Gordon certainly does. The voice behind viral "Honey Badger Don't Care" video is suing (yet another) entity, alleging that Papyrus Recycled Greeting, Inc. infringed on his trademarks with its line of honey badger greeting cards.

Sarah Jeong has more details at Motherboard, including that a) the "rip off" cards aren't very amusing…

The allegedly infringing greeting cards—apparently manufactured under Papyrus’s “Recycled Greetings” brand—are invariably formulaic and deeply, deeply unfunny.
“It’s Your Birthday!” a honey badger appears to say. Within, the heartbreaking revelation that Honey Badger don’t give a shit.
and that b) the allegedly infringing phrase only appears in the video once and isn't among the trademarks Gordon has registered.
Here’s the thing: when Randall’s video blew up all those years ago, he went ahead and did register some trademarks, which he used to sell shirts, mugs, toys, and game apps. But he only registered HONEY BADGER DON’T CARE, not HONEY BADGER DON’T GIVE A SHIT, which now makes his case a bit weaker.
You can probably chalk up the lack of a "HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A SHIT" trademark to the Patent and Trademark Office's general resistance to all things sweary. Gordon either didn't think to register this phrase or knew it would be futile. Even if he had attempted registration, it's likely it would not have received protection, meaning Gordon -- along with anyone else similarly motivated -- could use the "SHIT" variation without trampling on each other's trademarks.

That hasn't stopped Gordon from pursuing this lawsuit, even though the defendant isn't using the trademarked phrase or anything else of Gordon's other than his general portrayal of honey badgers and their give-a-shitness.

But the most likely reason this lawsuit exists is because IP law tends to encourage speculative litigation. Trolls of all varieties (trademark, copyright, patent) have long capitalized on the low barrier to entry (a relatively low filing fee) and the sky-high potential costs of defending against a lawsuit (limited only to the defendant's imagination) to extract settlements from all and sundry. This "comedic narrator" is no different, as Jeong points out via a PACER screencap.

Considering its a pretty standard (and pretty baseless) trademark infringement lawsuit, you might be wondering why the filing is 114 pages long. Well, it appears Gordon has implemented the Zarrelli Complaint Collation Technique™ , which involves printing out screenshot after screenshot of anything that might conceivably be considered relevant... and then adding several that aren't. In Gordon's case, this means printing out what appears to be his entire website and submitting it as an exhibit.

Will Gordon succeed? It's tough to say. Taken on its merits, the lawsuit seems unlikely to be resolved in his favor. However, if he has more disposable income available or just an insane amount of persistence, he could outlast his opponent and obtain the settlement he would obviously prefer to an injunction. Unfortunately, if Gordon's looking for a quick settlement, the arrival of a motion to dismiss by the defendant isn't a welcome development.

One thing is certain, though: IP law has a lot to answer for. Jeong sums it all up in this pithy paragraph.
This is what you do now, I guess. Make one joke that resonates with the internet, trademark it, and then find a lawyer. Money Badger don’t give a shit?

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  1. identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 25 Jan 2016 @ 12:55pm

    "Honey Badger Don't Care" is just a spin-off of "Homie Don't Play Dat" and countless others that pre-date In Living Color. Hope it gets thrown out of court and trademark invalided.

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    Crazy Hong Kong Monkey (profile), 25 Jan 2016 @ 1:18pm

    I guess "Honey Badger Does Care"

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  3. identicon
    Anonymous Anonymous Coward, 25 Jan 2016 @ 1:32pm

    Reap what you sow.

    Anyone that would use Patrick Zarrelli's antics as a role model deserves whatever consequence they get, or don't get.

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  4. identicon
    Mark Wing, 25 Jan 2016 @ 2:07pm

    Honey Badger should go on tour with Honey Boo Boo.

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  5. identicon
    Lawrence D’Oliveiro, 25 Jan 2016 @ 5:16pm

    Constipated Badger Doesn’t Give A Shit

    I can has trademark?

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    Dave Cortright (profile), 25 Jan 2016 @ 10:48pm


    The video footage Mssr. Gordon used in his iconic work was taken by Keith and Colleen Begg and used without their permission. Since they are based in South Africa, they don't have US standing. If anyone wants to become the US copyright holder of said video and sue the hell out of Chris, get in touch with them.

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    Jeremy Lyman (profile), 26 Jan 2016 @ 5:43am

    Expert IP Tip

    Hey now there's a reason to pepper my dialog with random profanities. No I don't have turrets, I'm just making sure my words don't infringe any trademarks.

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    Wendy Cockcroft, 26 Jan 2016 @ 6:14am


    Damn it, Mark, I just spat out my coffee! XD

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  9. identicon
    Anomynuos Crowad, 26 Jan 2016 @ 6:41am

    Re: Expert IP Tip

    I'm not sure what a turret has to do with anything, but the condition you're looking for is Coprolalia.

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    M. Alan Thomas II (profile), 27 Jan 2016 @ 11:58am

    Does anyone know if any of the other suits were valid? A lot of them seem to be against t-shirt companies, and I can see that being a lot more likely. Not just because they're a likely place for a meme, but because I've seen plenty of t-shirt companies with rapidly-rotating stock that strikes me as dubiously licensed (but gone too fast for most people to notice). But I want to know if I'm being overly-cynical here.

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    Marvin, 28 Jan 2016 @ 1:15am

    I love this

    Oh my god I love this article. subscribe us on Amolink.

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