UK Prime Minister Apparently Last To Realize New EU Net Neutrality Rules Mean No Porn Filtering

from the Cameron-noted-he-'doesn't-really-keep-up-with-the-news...' dept

The EU’s new net neutrality “protections” are largely deserving of the scare quotes, what with their myriad loopholes and built-in provisions that allow ISPs to throttle/manipulate traffic to prevent “congestion” — something that has yet to be the actual source of any ISP’s “traffic $haping” efforts.

But what the rules did do is throw off David Cameron’s ongoing plans for a porn-free UK. And, of course — considering Cameron has no idea how ISP-level filters work, much less aware of numerous logical fallacies “supporting” his claims this will actually prevent porn consumption by minors — the Prime Minister was the last to know.

During Prime Minister’s Questions, Cameron said he realised the knock-on effect from the EU bill over breakfast.

“When I read my Daily Mail this morning, I sputtered over my cornflakes because we worked so hard to put in place these filters,” he told fellow MPs.

The new neutrality rules forbid traffic discrimination (except when they don’t; see above). Porn filtering at the ISP level is exactly that: blocking certain traffic simply because of its originating source. So much for Cameron’s “voluntary” porn-filtering scheme.

under the threat of legislation

And now the man who reckons porn filtering will work because he says it will work has secured a temporary exception from the EU’s new rules. How long it will last is unknown. In the meantime, Cameron will be working hard to legislate a UK-only neutrality loophole that will hopefully survive inspection by the EU. This unexpected dismantling of his slapped-together, officially unofficial porn ban has resulted in Cameron stepping up his push to upgrade “voluntary” filtering to “mandatory.”

Cameron continued: “I can tell the House that we will legislate to put our agreement with internet companies into the law of the land so that our children will be protected.”

LOL at agreement. “Do this or else” isn’t an “agreement.” Now, despite being previously voluntold by Cameron to make with the porn filtering, ISPs will now be legislated at by the shocked and worried Prime Minister. Presumably this effort will ultimately be successful, as voting against this would suggest the reluctant legislator(s) believe underage children should have access to porn, rather than said legislator(s) feeling the government shouldn’t be in the business of deciding what forms of legal entertainment ISP subscribers can access.

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Anonymous Coward says:

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Filtering the net on ISP-level is not a smart move. Relieve the filtering software from the ISPs and give people the option of getting it for free as soon as you change ISP.

In that way he can still get his filter and keep net neutrality.

But ISPs should be kept out of the censorship battles. They are too easy to abuse for circumvention of human rights.

Anonymous Coward says:

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The most likely result of the filter is that some parents feel good about protecting their kids without changing their actual access to porn. When kids reach an age that porn becomes of interest they will find a way to get hold of it.
Like DRM, such filters fail when one person in a group can bypass their control.

Mark Wing (user link) says:

A co-worker once asked me what she could do to prevent her 15 year old son from finding porn on the Internet, and I said “Have you considered acceptance?”

At least I kept that stuff mostly off my home network with all the kids. Being a computer expert, it was a viable bluff when I told the kids that I had a packet sniffer running on the network at all times, which told me the sites they were visiting. I think they believed that into their 20s, when they correctly guessed I was too lazy and called me on it.

Anonymous Coward says:

Politics

This is the thing about politics, at least in the UK: Cameron couldn’t give a damn about porn, or protecting anyone from it – he just wants to look as if he does, because he thinks it will make him popular. So, who cares whether the filters work? Not him.

And not me, since they seem to be so ineffective that I have circumvented them by accident…?

Anonymous Coward says:

“When I read my Daily Mail this morning, I sputtered over my cornflakes because we worked so hard to put in place these filters,” he told fellow MPs.

@ David Cameron: There’s your problem, Oinky, deal with that. And by “That” I mean “Stop reading a paper that regularly makes things up.”

Well now we know where he gets his policy ideas from. *Eyeroll*

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