The Cartoonist Has No Idea How Net Neutrality Works

from the just-like-the-reporter,-the-tv-commentator-and-the-internet-commenter dept

Update: Please read our update on this story, The Cartoonist Has No Idea How Fair Use Works, explaining how one of the cartoonists parodied below has decided to send DMCA takedown notices.

Earlier this week, the A Good Cartoon tumblr first posted a bunch of ridiculous and misleading political cartoons about net neutrality that showed zero understanding of net neutrality. And then the person behind the site remade many of those cartoons, but replaced the words in them with “the cartoonist has no idea how net neutrality works!” For reasons unknown, the original Tumblr post that had all of them has been taken down, but many of the images are still viewable via John Hodgman’s blog, and they’re worth checking out. Here are just a few with some additional commentary (because how can I not provide some commentary…)

Right, so actually, the rules are designed to do the exact opposite of the image above. They’re designed to make sure that the big broadband access players can’t delay things and have to deliver your content faster. The idea that the FCC will be stepping between the content and people who want to see it is completely false.
I don’t even know what the original cartoonist was trying to say here, because it doesn’t even make the slightest bit of sense. The text in the original cartoon was “time’s up, next!” which makes even less sense than the first cartoon. The whole point of the new rules is to prevent broadband providers from putting these types of controls on your internet usage.
Sensing a pattern yet? All of these cartoons are pretending that the new rules insert the FCC between you and the internet. And all of them pretend that the FCC is going to do what the broadband providers themselves have said they want to do — which these rules are designed to prevent. So, yes, the cartoonist has no idea how net neutrality works.
At least this one doesn’t go for the easy (but wrong) joke pretending that the FCC is now watching what you do online. Instead, it’s claiming that there’s no reason for the FCC to “fix” anything because it’s “not broken.” But that’s only true if you ignore the attempts to break neutrality along with how the broadband providers purposely made your Netflix slow in order to get the company to pay its tolls. And, of course, it also means having to ignore what the broadband providers have been saying themselves for a decade now about how they want to double and triple charge internet services to reach end users. If you pretend all of that isn’t true, then maybe the original cartoon makes sense. But, all of it is true, so the cartoonist has no idea how net neutrality works.

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Anonymous Coward says:

These same cartoons can be found on the site http://townhall.com/political-cartoons/ A conservative leaning site. Every time I saw one of them I wondered if the cartoonist was working for the Telcos or if they just genuinely don’t understand what net neutrality is.

Either way FUD like this is spread all over the place and it is amazing to see and hear how much people believe it instead of seeing the cartoon and investigating more fully the matter to get real facts surrounding the issue.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re:

If you are a zealous conservative, you will listen to republican politicians who repeat that message ad nauseam. It is becoming a closed circle where republican politicians makes claims about big government, the conservative press repeats the claims, the conservative people takes the press story and increase the FUD. The conservative politicians then rejoice for their segment of the population are in sink with them and that is all that matters.

It is the same with liberals and democrats. Zealots in the politically leaning press are hurting democracy by shortcirquiting facts in discussions.

Uriel-238 (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:3 My poli-sci is rusty but I don't think those describe the same things.

Granted it’s the US was never supposed to be a participatory democracy If by a Republic, you mean a representative democracy, I think that was the intent of the framers, yeah.

I don’t think it’s that either. None of those for whom the people vote actually represent the will of their constituency. The US is a failed republic.

Uriel-238 (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:6 The implication is correct.

The fact that the US republic has clearly failed in only two centuries makes for a sorry and embarrassing beginning to a civilization with such promise.

Since the land stays and the people stay, no matter how we organize them (or don’t) we still cannot say whether the US is just plain an embarrassment. All the nations go through their phases of glory and shame, and this one is so very young.

David says:

Re: Re: Re:7 The implication is correct.

Well, the settlers took the lands and its riches from the Indians, herding them into reservations. The corporations take the lands and its riches from the settlers, herding them into cities.

And dollar bills are cheaper to print than glass beads were. And the dollar bills still are valuable because you can buy weapons and use them for stealing land and goods. It’s just that nowadays we prefer supplying the thieves in other countries with weapons in return for a share in their spoils. So the dollar/weapon/goods circle has been globalized.

Cal (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:

What makes you think that it is “Net Neutrality” concept that is the problem that they have, and not the government agency itself?

May as well give that over to the NSA,… Oh, basically they did.

If you do not understand our legitimate government; and you do not understand what is going on with those who serve within it now then how will you ever understand what the people are objecting to, and if they are correct to be worried – and they are.

File this somewhere and see if later down the road I am not correct. I will be.

cypherspace (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re: Re:

What makes you think that it is “Net Neutrality” concept that is the problem that they have, and not the government agency itself?

The root cause of the problem is that the FCC has been captured by corporate interests who act against the wishes of the public – like the pro-telco FCC commissioners that are holding up the release of the new rules. And keep in mind that Antonin Scalia – who is probably the closest in terms of political views to these cartoonists – says Title II is the most constitutionally sound way to obtain Net Neutrality!

May as well give that over to the NSA,… Oh, basically they did.

You’re conflating two separate issues. Do you realize the pro-NN crowd – including EFF and ACLU – is and has been vehemently trying to push back against the NSA?

File this somewhere and see if later down the road I am not correct. I will be.

I suspect you’d say the same thing about phone companies if we were having this discussion in 1934.

JEDIDIAH says:

Re: Re: Re: Horrible historical irony.

What makes you think that it is “Net Neutrality” concept that is the problem that they have, and not the government agency itself?

That’s even more retarded. These rules that they are fighting against are the same rules that reigned in the original telecom providers and allowed the Internet to flourish.

These people are collectively trying to saw off the branch they are sitting on right now.

I don’t recall Reagan Republicans fighting this stuff like the Palin Republicans have been.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: Re:

1) There is no such thing as The Free Market, with the possible exception of the black market.

2) Voices of the American right heard from various media are indeed paid industry shills and yes, they are confused.

3) There is much confusion of incumbent’s interests with constituent’s interests on both sides of the aisle.

Cal (profile) says:

Re: Re:

Or can it be that there is no real idea of how the FCC functions and how everything that it “monitors” to keep it freed u is now under the auspices of a cartel?

Supreme Court, Red Lion v. FCC, 1969: “It is the purpose of the First Amendment to preserve an uninhibited marketplace of ideas in which truth will ultimately prevail, rather than to countenance monopolization of that market, whether it be by the Government itself or a private licensee. It is the right of the public to receive suitable access to social, political, esthetic, moral, and other ideas and experiences which is crucial here. That right may not constitutionally be abridged either by Congress or by the FCC.”

Guess what? They “abridged” it.

nasch (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:

They could very well abuse this to censor content they don’t like, etc.

What part of Title II authority would let them censor content? Bearing in mind of course that we haven’t actually seen the rules, but I have not seen anyone point out what part of this law would even permit the FCC to create rules that allowed them to censor what content is available.

Anonymous Coward says:

So confident of those 300 pages of secrecy?

You seem to sure know what’s in that 300 pages and reclassification that qualifies us for a 16% tax.

Does it take 300 pages to define Net Neutrality?

Are you sure RIAA didn’t get their grubby claws in this for suspending sites, servers or IP ranges that are accused of copyright violation. Anyone that runs an even semi-controversial facebook page or Youtube channel knows the annoyance of falsely accused copyright violations suspending their content or sometimes entire service until they prove they are innocent.

What I want is a full review of those 300 pages. Enough of the back and forth from people who don’t know what it contains. Even supporters of net neutrality need to be concerned as to why it took 300 pages to define and why all the secrecy from “the most transparent administration in history” LOL

Mike Masnick (profile) says:

Re: So confident of those 300 pages of secrecy?

Does it take 300 pages to define Net Neutrality?

No, it takes 8 pages. The rest are the legally mandated responses to comments.

Are you sure RIAA didn’t get their grubby claws in this for suspending sites, servers or IP ranges that are accused of copyright violation. Anyone that runs an even semi-controversial facebook page or Youtube channel knows the annoyance of falsely accused copyright violations suspending their content or sometimes entire service until they prove they are innocent.

Indeed. As we’ve stated repeatedly, we are concerned about the details in the actual rules.

What I want is a full review of those 300 pages. Enough of the back and forth from people who don’t know what it contains. Even supporters of net neutrality need to be concerned as to why it took 300 pages to define and why all the secrecy from “the most transparent administration in history” LOL

Except that it’s not 300 pages, it’s 8. So, really, you look silly when you keep saying 300 pages.

And, as has been made clear, the FCC can’t release it yet because the two dissenters, Pai and O’Rielly have not provided their dissents, which needs to be included for the rules to be released.

That One Guy (profile) says:

Re: Re: So confident of those 300 pages of secrecy?

And, as has been made clear, the FCC can’t release it yet because the two dissenters, Pai and O’Rielly have not provided their dissents, which needs to be included for the rules to be released.

That brings to mind something that I’ve been wondering, is it possible for them to essentially veto the entire vote on their own by simply refusing to ever submit their dissents, and therefor block the rules being made public? Are there rules in place where they have to submit their dissents by a certain point, or can they refuse and nullify the entire thing basically?

Mike Masnick (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re: So confident of those 300 pages of secrecy?

That brings to mind something that I’ve been wondering, is it possible for them to essentially veto the entire vote on their own by simply refusing to ever submit their dissents, and therefor block the rules being made public? Are there rules in place where they have to submit their dissents by a certain point, or can they refuse and nullify the entire thing basically?

Yes, they’ll submit their defenses. They’re trying to stall as long as possible to see if Congress can do something in the meantime, but they have to submit their dissents eventually.

That One Guy (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:2 So confident of those 300 pages of secrecy?

If so, the question becomes “How soon is ‘eventually’?”

With how they’ve been acting so far, I could totally see them putting the matter off for months, as they try and stall and whip up the people with horror stories about what’s in the rules(leaving out the fact that they are the reason the rules aren’t public yet), in hopes that that will drive people to tell their representatives to try and undercut the FCC on the matter.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: So confident of those 300 pages of secrecy?

Mike, IMHO he is right to an extant, this document will be legally looked at through a fine toothed comb, probably at the atomic level. If there is any loophole which could be exploited by the MPAA, oligarchy of ISPs, or anyone else with self serving interests this could be worse than no legislation at all. In the current system it’s usually shaming, and public dissent that curb the tides, though the FCC has done a few things like Comcast’s blocking of BitTorrent protocol, or Madison River Communications blocking VoIP calls to name some examples.
So if the 8 pages and contradicted by a simple misstep in one of the 300, this could cause an issue legally, and I’m sure the lawyers are probably already drooling to take a look and offer services to company X. So while this is one of the things I absolutely hate about the US, it’s also the reason that I’m sort of happy that the FCC is holding back on releasing anything, hoping that they will cross every t and dot every i.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: So confident of those 300 pages of secrecy?

I agree. I’d love for the dissenting Republicans in the FCC to get their act together and allow the pages to be viewed by everyone. This political game is getting stale. It’s almost like they’re attempting to stall the release of the ruling until a majority of Republicans can get into power and replace this with a “prioritized network” bill.

And I’m non-partisan — but the amount of outright lying being done here and intentional misleading done for nothing else than the sake of the Republican party whims is even worse than the stuff that was being churned out that made the healthcare bill into something that nobody really wanted and didn’t really accomplish the original goals.

Sure… there’s compromise. These tactics aren’t aimed at compromise, they’re aimed at compromising the democratic system. It’s disgusting, and displays an outright lack of ethics. So much for Republican traditional Christian values (yes, I went there, because they go there too).

The US needs to get a few new political parties that actually serve the people instead of multinational “American” corporations based in Ireland.

Pragmatic says:

Re: Re: Re:2 So confident of those 300 pages of secrecy?

Yes, but they’ve got to go where the people are at, so it makes sense to go there. How else can you connect with voters if not on the social media spaces they inhabit.

That you’re right about privacy is not the point, AC. It’s about connecting, and that’s how it’s done unless you want to end up in a circle jerk.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: Re: So confident of those 300 pages of secrecy?

I’d love it if the Pirate Party was able to make a major showing in US politics

All political parties have to be able to show they can govern.

Normally how that is done is you show you can deliver something to the voters. Existing parties do this via the system “we” are “complaining” about. In places where things are really corrupt/broken groups like ISIS/Taliban are able to rise to power by being LESS broken than what they are replacing.

If the Pirate Party wants to show they can govern a project they can take on is court watching and gathering information on the broken actors in the legal system. Building out the software to organize watchers is well within the skill set and budget of the Pirate Party.

But actually DOING something beyond whining about how the system is broken isn’t what the alternative political parties are about.

Uriel-238 (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:2 "All political parties have to be able to show they can govern."

So far, our two political parties have shown they cannot govern.

Ours is a sorry state in which the constituency don’t get any actual representation.

Remember the USSR had their elections too, during their most totalitarian regimes. It gives a sense of legitimacy, like fuzzy dice dangling from your mirror.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: Re:3 "All political parties have to be able to show they can govern."

So far, our two political parties have shown they cannot govern.

Obviously they have otherwise they would have been replaced.

Like it or not, the wanna-be upstarts have not bothered with actual actions like setting up Court watching and therefore have not shown they can govern.

Uriel-238 (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:4 That word: I don't think it means what you think it means.

Apparently you are using a form of the term to govern of which I was previously unaware. I suspect by your definition Man Haron Monis successfully governed — that is exerted his will by force — for seventeen hours.

I think the Federal Shutdown of 2013 illustrates my point. Neither party could prevent it and a subset of one party felt they had to resort to such measures to press their issue, and ultimately failed.

So, considering the definitions of governance that I understand (which, granted, may be a tad more idealistic than forcing-others-at-gunpoint-to-do-your-will) neither the DNC or the GOP are capable of governance at all. At best, they completely suck at it, considering their recent record of getting things done in accordance to their constituencies’ wants / needs (e.g. not).

Also this notion that third parties cannot win seats because they cannot govern (or more accurately they cannot sell that they can govern) belies a dissmissal of the consequences of a first-past-the-post electoral system which largely encourages defensive voting. Even a perfect third party that could otherwise secure a plurality vote couldn’t get elected since no one is willing to risk letting the other guy win.

eye sea ewe says:

Re: Re: So confident of those 300 pages of secrecy?

As long as you Americani continue with your present electoral system, you will NEVER get any significant change in your political environment.

Your specific problems with government, law enforcement and security force corruption is endemic with your chosen political environment. Even though you have a basis for responsible government and law enforcement, that is your constitution and other various documents and its system of checks and balances, your basic attitudes are an actual hindrance to improving your society.

The most prominent of these is your innate sense of superiority to all others and that your way is the best and only way to do things. This basic arrogance, which is a fundamental blindness in you as a society, ensures that your continued walk to the precipice will end in you going over the edge.

This is a real pity as your nation was founded on principles that were outstanding. Your national attitudes give permission for all other nations to become more authoritarian and corrupt as you’re becoming more so. You are no longer able to take the high ground because, as a nation, you are now visibly mired in the swamp of destitute corruption.

A simple example, your nation once accepted people from everywhere, encouraged them to be American and build a better life. But now, the descendent of those people have a terror of alien invaders, irrespective of political leanings. I remember the conflicts in the 70’s and 80’s over the involvement of foreign nationals in any and all technological developments. The fear that these alien invaders would take back to their nations all these American technological developments and innovations, which in fact were brought to American by these self same aliens.

/rant got better things to do now.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: So confident of those 300 pages of secrecy?

Stop parroting this like you know what you’re talking about. It’s eight pages. EIGHT. I understand this may be too many for Republicans still.

The erroneous “it’s 300 pages” malarkey is a tactic to spread FUD. The remaining 292 pages are responses to comments submitted to the FCC (out of millions submitted).

Quit with this 300 pages nonsense.

Greg Keener says:

Re: So confident of those 300 pages of secrecy?

Now you know. The rules are eight pages long and available to the public. The rest of the document is justifcation amd reasoning by the majority and dissenting minority. What do you know, a week later the rules are available so that everyone can chime in. How’s the secret government FUD treating you this weekend?

Anonymous Coward says:

8 pages is an interesting thought.

I look silly saying 300 pages? You mean every major news orginization looks silly with me besides you? Perhaps you have a better source?

“the 332-page Internet regulation plan”
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2015/02/26/389259382/net-neutrality-up-for-vote-today-by-fcc-board

The 317 page order, entitled Protecting and Promoting the Open Internet, will take effect 60 days after it is published in the Federal Register, a process that’s expected to take several weeks.
http://www.wired.com/2015/02/fcc-votes-yes-net-neutrality/

It could be a little while before the FCC actually releases the new plan, which is more than 300 pages long.
http://recode.net/2015/02/26/fcc-approves-net-neutrality-rules-in-partisan-decision/

Now why do YOU keep saying 8 pages?
also interesting, seeings the FCC’s press release alone on it was 5 pages.
http://www.fcc.gov/document/fcc-adopts-strong-sustainable-rules-protect-open-internet

You keep on saying 8 pages. I do not think you know what that means. lol 😉

Mike Masnick (profile) says:

Re: 8 pages is an interesting thought.

The FCC itself has said it’s 8 pages: https://twitter.com/gigibsohnfcc/status/563745632838369280

You keep on saying 8 pages. I do not think you know what that means. lol 😉

Why do I expect you to disappear and not admit that I’m right when the rules come out. Reporters are mis-reporting it because the dissenters Ajit Pai and Michael O’Rielly have been spreading this misinformation that you lapped up.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: 8 pages is an interesting thought.

“You mean every major news orginization looks silly”

The bigger a news agency, the less likely that it will ever call bullshit on the “powers that be” — and that’s why bloggers are so important for helping to spread the truth amid an ocean of misinformation.

Yet oddly enough, some people seem to think that these corporate whores (also known as the mainstram media) are somehow more trustworthy.

Anonymous Coward says:

excuse the doubt of government reach

I don’t have to wait for it to come out to admit you’re right, it would appear from your source you are right, and the major news outlets got it wrong.

yet…

But you truly expect over 300 pages of answers to comments/questions to cover *nothing* that wasn’t covered in the 8 pages?

Perhaps the proponent is minimizing and the opponents are overstating? Perhaps I heard nothing directly from the dissenting votes, merely multiple sources of media I linked… But that’s ok, put those who disagree as ‘lapping’ their misinformation like a dog lapps up water.

Stay classy.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: excuse the doubt of government reach

” But that’s ok, put those who disagree as ‘lapping’ their misinformation like a dog lapps up water.”

Hmm, I checked Mike’s reply and didn’t see anything about dogs. Is trying to put words into Mike’s mouth the best you can do? Speaking of classy, that ain’t it.

Christopher (profile) says:

Credit where it's due.

“Earlier this week, the A Good Cartoon tumblr first posted a bunch of ridiculous and misleading political cartoons about net neutrality that showed zero understanding of net neutrality. And then the person behind the site remade many of those cartoons, but replaced the words in them with “the cartoonist has no idea how net neutrality works!” “

So the admission of error counts for nothing here? How about amending the article to call this out?

-C

David says:

Re: Re: Credit where it's due.

Reading the article I also got the impression that the “the cartoonist has no idea how net neutrality works” was inserted by the original artist responsible for all of the original comics, after coming to the realization that he’s been taken for a ride.

The person you are replying to here obviously got the same first impression. And it would make for a nice story: it’s always nice if somebody admits to seeing the light after first getting something quite wrong.

Maybe reread your article under the assumption of this as the first interpretation and see whether you can snuff this interpretation early on.

Whoever says:

Shills or idiots?

I cannot decide if major carriers are paying for a major Astroturfing campaign of if there are just lots of idiots.

Actually, I think that I know the answer to that: both.

There are lots of low-information idiots to be found amongst the Tea Party votors — people who have been conned into voting against their own interests. The Astroturfers are egging them on.

99guspuppet says:

History repeats itself .... Re. Net neutrality

All of the original cartoons were more of less correct. It is ( I think ) Mike Masnick that does not ‘get it’.

For a start ……

http://pjmedia.com/blog/social-security-broken-promises/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Read_my_lips:_no_new_taxes

http://bradfordtaxinstitute.com/Free_Resources/Federal-Income-Tax-Rates.aspx

99guspuppet

gamesmith94134 (profile) says:

network at fault or FCC downgraded itself

Now, whenever the page is being down;;;;loaded; I just go to another website and read till the page is fully developed. WIFI or DSL is about the same as science advanced and human stupidity expanded. The speed of advanced technology reverses itself in how FCC took charge of net neutrality. thanks a lot..

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: network at fault or FCC downgraded itself

Download speed and lag time are two distinct and different network issues. Low average download time can be caused by several different things, none of which have anything to do with network neutrality.

Wifi and DSL are not the same thing and the rate at which technology advances has nothing to do with Network Neutrality.

Anonymous Coward says:

Transmission vs Content

Imagine a world where the internet was never conceived, a world where one-to-one communication is limited to telephones and one-to-many communication is limited to mailings.

Imagine you’re talking to your sweetie when suddenly your conversation is interrupted by a 30-second commercial. You don’t have to listen to the ad – you can always just hang up – but you’ve got a few more things to say, so you sit and stare blankly while that important announcement runs its course. You think about getting one of those ad-free phone lines, the kind that most businesses have, but they cost a little bit more.

Or imagine you’ve just received your monthly copy of Interesting Things. You dig into the five-pound box, stacking all the circulars and brochures into a neat pile for recycling. You finally uncover your magazine – at last! – and sit down for a good read. It crosses your mind (not for the first time) to upgrade your postal service to the sleeker Premium Delivery, but hey, you gotta sit on something while you’re reading about interesting things, and that pile of junk is actually pretty comfy.

In this stupid imaginary world, the information carriers dictate the conditions of delivery, a two-tiered system where either you pay extra for the privilege of unmolested communications, or you accept the fact that the carriers have become a part of the conversation. They’re not doing it out of meanness, or because they’re diabolical, but because it’s just good business sense. It’s their phone lines, their postal routes, after all, and if they can defray the costs of their services by changing the terms of delivery a little bit, what harm?

Back here in the non-stupid real world, regulations prevent carriers from making perfect business sense. Regulations prevent them from charging both sender and receiver; regulations prevent them from inserting cost-defraying additions to the contents; regulations force them to spend money on reasonably adequate equipment. Is this fair? Is this equitable? You decide – but imagine what your communications would be like if controlled solely by the carriers’ business decisions.

One of the biggest detriments to having a conversation about net neutrality – which is, ultimately, deciding how much these business decisions will impact communications – is summed up in these cartoons. They graphically show the fear that regulations will somehow interfere with content, when all published indications show the regulations will affect transmission. Or in other words, the regulations aren’t messing with us; the regulations are messing with the carriers.

How much regulations will affect the internet is yet to be determined. Governments have a poor track record in reining in mission creep, and the urge to control is never far from their minds. But that’s not what they’re talking about right now.

Corey Graham says:

This author has no idea how government works...

“…which these rules are designed to prevent. ” This author has no idea how government works. Exactly how often does a government program/rule/regulation work out as originally designed? At best, it ends up exacerbating the problem or creating new problems. At worst, it ends up being a power grab. The NSA domestic spying program, for example, was originally intended to protect us from terrorists, but ended up being used to spy on innocent Americans. Another example would be the FDA, which was originally intended to protect consumers from dangerous drugs. But as Techdirt itself has reported, the agency has regularly abused its authority, and instead of protecting consumers from dangerous drugs, it more often protects drug company profits (https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20110324/02181913605/fda-suddenly-bans-drugs-that-have-been-market-decades.shtml , https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20140108/20595625813/fda-wants-to-dig-through-everyones-stuff-order-to-monitor-online-sentiment.shtml , https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120715/15214619704/fda-spied-emails-to-try-to-silence-critics.shtml).

You have to be especially gullible to think the FCC won’t do the same with Net Neutrality.

That One Guy (profile) says:

Re: This author has no idea how government works...

As opposed to doing what exactly?

You say the FCC getting involved is a bad idea, due to the potential for mission creep, and I can agree that that would be a bad idea, but what alternative would you have suggested instead?

Even a lot of people here would probably agree, the FCC getting involved, and re-classification to Title II was not the ideal solution, but what it was was the best out of a bunch of bad options.

Would it have been nice if they hadn’t needed to step in? Absolutely, but doing nothing clearly wasn’t working at fixing the problem, and I don’t think I’ve seen any other real fixes proposed.

Ed (profile) says:

Isn’t this the standard GOP operating procedure? Keep claiming that something you’re opposed to is the exact opposite, flood the media with that message. Then the Fox News illiterati repeat it ad nauseam until it becomes “truthiness”. We’ve seen this magic trick too many times, already.
This spectacle about the FCC is even more absurd. The rules that are 8 pages, with 292 pages of comments, is repeatedly misrepresented. Repeated derision about the public not being able to read the rules, but the reason we can’t read them is the 2 GOP operatives are holding up the release. So, GOP prevents the release of the rules then ridicules the rules because they haven’t been released. The rules prohibit ISPs from placing speed barriers on the net, but the GOP spreads FUD about speed barriers because of the rules. The absurdity is simply mind boggling and the GOP proves once again it simply cannot govern beyond the level of childish bullying and playground antics.

Mark says:

Encourage your FCC Commissioners!

So, if you are concerned about the 8-page document (with approx 300+ pages of responses to public comment) being NOT YET RELEASED, please contact the two dissenting Commissioners (both Republicans on the FCC Commision, strangely coincidentally), you can contact them!

Ajit Pai
http://www.fcc.gov/leadership/ajit-pai-mail

Michael O’Rielly
http://www.fcc.gov/leadership/michael-orielly-mail

Ask them (nicely!) to please finish their work so the Net Neutrality rules can be released to the public.

Jorge says:

this guy is putting lies in people's heads.

This is a lie.

You just trying to take down Net Neutrality.

This should be the opposite of Tire 1.

I want to tell you a message what i told the telecoms.

This will be your future of Title 1.
Telecom cable companies.

You can find yourself when it.

Dies being shut out in a cold mine.

Ajit Pai going to take all you.

And one you telecom will be the victor.

Where i’m going to be at FreedomPop Days.

Watching you Telecom Die in the hell is a fire.

I know what’s going happen AT&T.

They’re going to get fired again.

Remember the day.

You should remember AT&T if your here.

The internet put you out of business.

I think the United States did that because what you have done on the internet.

But i can’t believe my eyes.

Your back from the dead it’s your true voice.

I don’t forget AT&T what you have done.

But yes you’re back from the dead thanks to net-neutrality.

You should hate my warning.

Cuz you might want to put them back in the grave.

What am i saying i on there side.

I don’t want to use the backup l’ll probably go to bellsouth when they defuse and die.

They will probably have to kiss time warner goodbye when it happens.

I know AT&T your soo Close to Time Warner.

And you’re about to die again back in the clintons time.

Where they put you behind the grave.

And the rest of you small telecoms.

How sad the Angels trying to show you the way.

The Ajit pai is going to throw you back in the grave.

Where you belong out of business.

Probably for a year when donald is out the white house.

Be very scared Which Ajit Pai is going to release the monster.

Remember when they eat you alive.

Remember when you turn back to this page when you’re out of business.

Say it.

I should have listened what have i done.

But yes.

It’s already too late to save it.

You guys going to have your hands on your head.

Screaming for pain when he’s doing wrong.

They’re going to drive you mad out of business.

I remember hearing somebody saying in title one internet.

In the chat line saying stop it . Stop throttling me and blocking you FK.

Pay for the fast lane.

People say it doesn’t matter were still going block throttled.

until you join my company ha.

Still wouldn’t matter even if you’re in the fast lane.

Others companies are still going to strike back at the fast lanes.

That are far superior than the weaklings.

This is what i’m trying to tell you small telecoms.

your going to be out of business.

There’s only one Victor and you have to follow his rules.

Throughout the entire world. Ouch

And this is why i tell you.

Suck up to the strong victor.

1 victor in the entire. WORLD

That’s why you should be afraid.

There is no justice in Title 1

Ask yourself.

What if he’s right.

I am

Even if you don’t want to defeat your victor Ajit Pai.

Will make it happen.

He bets for the game to win.

And yes this is what i told them and they got scared.

They should be scared cuz it is going to happen.

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