John Oliver: Stop Calling It Net Neutrality; It's 'Preventing Cable Company F**kery'
from the a-bit-more-on-target dept
In last night’s John Oliver show (technically “Last Week Tonight”), his “top story” was all about net neutrality. This is both surprising (because the issue has received little mainstream attention) and awesome, because it needs much more mainstream attention.
And, finally, he has an amusing call to action for “internet commenters” who he suggests have been training their whole lives for this moment, when the FCC has asked people for comments on its proposal. It’s just too bad he pointed them directly at the confusing FCC.gov site, rather than the EFF’s much better interface at DearFCC.org.
Either way, it’s great to see Oliver take on this issue in an amusing way — and hopefully it will spur more people to speak up on the issue.
Filed Under: broadband, cable companies, fast lanes, john oliver, lobbying, net neutrality, open internet, politics
Companies: at&t, comcast, time warner cable, verizon
Comments on “John Oliver: Stop Calling It Net Neutrality; It's 'Preventing Cable Company F**kery'”
Cable company fuckery
I like that, is it copyrighted?
I may use it
Re: Cable company fuckery
It sounds like a pretty bitchin’ band name.
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I can imagine them playing hardcore punk rock
Re: Cable company fuckery
Too short to be copyrighted, so get in there before someone thinks to trademark it.
Best Part of My Day Just Happened
Thank You, that was the best internet video I have ever seen and put a huge smile on my face.
That was at least 5 different flavors of awesome with awesomesauce on top!
Looks like they may be getting swamped. This is the link now.
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Re: Looks like they may be getting swamped. This is the link now.
Yea, already over 45k in comments… definitely being overloaded!
Re: Looks like they may be getting swamped. This is the link now.
Don’t worry, they’ll get it fixed about an hour before the 120 day comment period is over.
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Yup: fixed an hour before the 120 day comment period is over, followed by “it looks like no one cares, so let’s vote now.”
Re: Looks like they may be getting swamped. This is the link now.
Stating the obvious: the government body charged with overseeing the Internet can’t manage to keep their servers up reliably when asking for comments over the Internet.
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I’d say that was very much on purpose. A design feature, not a failure.
During the hot topic time, all those people don’t get heard. As soon as the heat of passion dies down and the lines go back to normal, they can surface and report far, far, fewer people had an issue with this change the FCC wants. See?? No problem at all.
And here is the government office in charge of broadcast, public utilities, and communications, unable to serve the needs of it’s own customers. How friggin’ convenient.
since when has a former employee of any industry become the head of an industry/company and NOT leaned heavily in the favorable direction of his former employees? apart from showing exactly what was wanted by the industries concerned, and those wants coming to fruition, it shows as well exactly who is pulling Obama’s chains, and why Wheeler got the job!! with the number of mails, complaints, suggestions and fears of what was going to happen if he went the way he wanted, Wheeler then ignored everything and everyone, preferring to still go down the road he had every intention of traveling all along! looking at things from the other side, which seems to have died a death since it happened, is the ruling that came down to remove net neutrality in the first place. it certainly makes me extremely suspicious that this whole debacle was an elaborate set up from the beginning!!
Conflict of Interest
Is obviously a term that Obama has no problem with. And not just to throw him under the bus, but the same problem exists for the rest of the government.
It’s be long past time to end the revolving door between the lobby and government regulators.
Re: Conflict of Interest
The problem there is called ‘regulatory capture’. The majority of the people interested and qualified for the regulatory jobs are people who either worked in the industry before or people who the industry would, even without the government job on their resum?, be interested in hiring. After an agency has existed for a few years, many of its members will be former members of the regulated industry.
It’s a problem but, unless the government tries to prohibit individuals from taking certain jobs after their government service is complete (which would be of questionable legality), I don’t know how to fix the issue.
#preventingcablecompanyfuckery?
Wish he would’ve chosen something shorter for the age of Twitter.
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#RICO
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#RICO
You’re liable to reach that little brat from “Hannah Montana”.
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RICO Suave?
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Yep, that would be him MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Cannot open connection
Conveniently, the FCC site is lovely down. No can comment, Tarzan. It’s not like the FCC is going to pay attention anyway. There’s a history of this sort of thing. It’s Thank You For Your Comments (those of you who got through), now we’ll get on with what we were planning to do all along.
Maybe there’s some hope. Maybe if there’s enough flood, they can’t ignore it. But they don’t have an incentive to increase the capacity of their system. They know this direction doesn’t serve the customers, the people, the startups, etc. Exactly the point.
Re: Cannot open connection
Sounds like the FCC should have paid up for the hyperspeed lane.
Cox Cable Apparently Clueless
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I was surprised last week to get an email from my broadband provider Cox telling me that for an extra $5/month I can get even faster broadband! Yay.
I’m already paying an extra $10/month for “Premium” access but I checked it out anyway. The new offer is really about $10-12 more per month (liars), and offers download speeds of ‘up to’ 50Mbps (I had routers in 1999 that could handle more than that).
I was too put out to determine whether they are slowing down my Premium speeds, or just offering a third tier of even higher not-very-fast speeds for a higher, misrepresented sum.
Other broadband options available?: None to speak of.
In light of current issues – tackiness threshhold has been surpassed.
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Is there a way we could make every member of the House and Senate watch that video? (Tho to do so one would likely need to go a bit “Clockwork Orange” on them… Yet the results might be worthwhile.)
The call to use fcc.gov/comments is worse than useless. It makes people think they are doing something useful. But the FCC can Tom Wheeler can just easily ignore them.
Use the old fashioned telephone. Talk to the FCC. Tie up their phone lines. Much more useful than making comments on their website.
Use the script here: http://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/25pltx/online_petition_to_remove_tom_wheeler_as_chairman/chjimuq
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The call to use fcc.gov/comments is worse than useless. It makes people think they are doing something useful. But the FCC can Tom Wheeler can just easily ignore them.
I disagree. The comment period matters tremendously. There’s a political game being played here. There is a very decent chance that Wheeler is actually interested in reclassification, but knows it’s politically untenable. If the FCC is ABSOLUTELY FLOODED with pro-reclassification comments, he can turn around and make the political argument that the public absolutely wants it.
i.e., the comment period is an opportunity to give him political cover to make the politically untenable… tenable.
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I agree. It’s like SOPA. All the politicians took all the lobbying money and thought everything was just going to sail right through like business as usual, until the public showed up and told them to hold the phone. Then they couldn’t drop support for it fast enough. Same thing. Lot’s of commentary, loud and often, can make a difference.
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You hit the nail on the head. One of the really huge secrets in Washington is that they are absolutely terrified of the power of public opinion.
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Oh, you mean like the public opinion against Obamacare, NSA spying, the IRS, and the Middle East wars? It must really be a secret, since they hide their fear so well.
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Except the public hasn’t shown up in significant numbers to actually combat those issues.
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What Lars said. There is no substantial backlash against any of those things. There was substantial backlash against the war, but it was counterbalanced by the unprecedented propaganda campaign that fired up the extreme, violent nationalists in the US. Even there, though, you can see their fear by looking at the amount of time, effort, and lying that went into countering the opinion.
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but classifying broadband to a public utility won’t fix the underlying issue – regional monopolies which largely prevent competition.
If Comcast had a serious competitor or two in areas you’d see that if they started shaking down Netflix or throttling them, their competitor could use such actions in their own marketing to steal customers. There you go – problem solved without additional government
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Fucking Brilliant!
Re: brill!
You beat me to it! Couldn’t agree more! 🙂
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Net Neutrality FCC comment section broken/down/Useless?
Um, why is each link on the FCC page broken – when one is trying to comment on the Net Neutrality measure?
Well, that’s if you got past not including the www will take you to a broken link as well (i.e. fcc.gov/comments doesn’t work).
Try these links:
http://apps.fcc.gov/ecfs/upload/begin?procName=14-28&filedFrom=X
http://www.fcc.gov/comments
http://fjallfoss.fcc.gov/ecfs/
http://apps.fcc.gov/ecfs/comment_search/execute?proceeding=14-28
Strange?