Dumb Speeding Criminal Decides To Post Manhattan Speed Run Video Online
from the not-going-to-end-well dept
Ray Kelly is the NYPD Commissioner with a heart of gold and a severe case of the flip-flops when it comes to how security technology in his city is used. The potential DHS chief candidate is a huge fan of the complete failure known as “stop and frisk”, as well as all the cameras and license plate readers the city has at its disposal, except when that technology is turned towards his officers. It’s classic Orwellian thinking, in which LEOs and the government get all the toys while you have to find the blind spots in all the cameras just to write in your journal. That journal these days meaning the internet, which of course doesn’t really offer any blind spots.
And that’s how we get headlines today about Ray Kelly apparently declaring war on someone going by the handle AfroDuck, which is exactly the comic relief the world needs right now. Who is AfroDuck, you ask? Well, he or she is an idiot who decided to circumnavigate Manhattan, a twenty-six-plus mile trip, in just twenty-four minutes. Then, because idiocy and internet-braggery go hand in hand like spaghetti and meatballs, AfroDuck uploaded a dash-cam video of the feat to the internet.
The anonymous speed demon averaged about 66 mph during the late-night circuit, which was captured on a dramatic dashboard-cam video and posted to YouTube under the username AfroDuckProduction. The drive breaks the previous mark of 26 minutes set in 2010. In both runs, the drivers cut out the top of Manhattan above the Cross Bronx Expressway.
So, let’s make this clear up front: this was a stupid thing to do. And, no, I’m not going to listen to anyone tell me about how a good driver can do this safely, or how over-protective we’ve become as a society. Shut up, you’re wrong. This is Manhattan and you shouldn’t be making speed runs, period, paragraph, full stop. And, while AfroDuck is getting the headlines for this, it should be noted that this isn’t a particularly new concept. A few years ago, Wired covered a driver who was trying to break the cross-country driving record, noting that earlier on, he’d been focused on doing a similar speed shot around Manhattan.
Having said that, AfroDuck may have a serious problem.
Police Commissioner Ray Kelly promised to hunt down the dangerous driver, saying, “We now have license-plate readers in the city that will assist in this type of investigation.”
Other reports have officers stating that Ray Kelly has “declared war on AfroDuck” and plans on using all of that shiny awesome tech at his disposal to go after the speed demon. And, if their willingness to use stop and frisk as a law enforcement technique is any indication, I doubt the NYPD will mind terribly utilizing all of those license plate cameras to build at least a reckless driving case against him.
“You frankly can’t identify who I am by just looking at the video,” AfroDuck boasted to the car-geek Web site Jalopnik about his Aug. 26 ride, “and records were meant to be broken.” AfroDuck used a 2006 BMW Z4 for the breakneck drive.
That may be, but the NYPD likely can review all the cameras they have to find the license plate of the Z4 that was barreling through Manhattan sometime in the past few weeks and that plate will point them back to AfroDuck. As I said, this driver is an idiot, but it might be new territory to have the chief of police going after an individual simply for bragging online about a speed run and then using all kinds of new technology to do it. It’s a brave new surveillance state world, friends, which means you just can’t brag about your dumb crimes online anymore.
Filed Under: afroduck, manhattan, nyc, ray kelly, speeding, videos, youtube
Comments on “Dumb Speeding Criminal Decides To Post Manhattan Speed Run Video Online”
How to defeat license plate cameras
1) get a screwdriver.
2) remove license plate(s).
3) place cardboard sign in window “Lost Plates” (optional)
4) run the circuit.
5) replace license plate(s).
Re: How to defeat license plate cameras
my best friends dad got an awesome red Subaru BRZ by working parttime from the internet… you could try these out > —- jobs59.ℂOM
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No need for security cameras.
1, Request user info from website.
2, Contact ISP,
3, Go to house and arrest culpret, endangering safty.
Sure there are ways to post anon, But you have to be a tech whiz to do that, And even with the best tech whiz, there is always a way to trace it back to the original poster. People who post this stuff are complete idiots.
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No, you really don’t. It’s easy to post things anonymously enough so that local cops won’t track you down.
However, you’re right, people who do this (make a speed run) are idiots. People who post the video of it are bigger idiots. Even worse, they’re complete assholes.
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No kidding. If you’re already emarking on an illegal stunt, removing or obscuring your license tags before the run and putting them back on after is hardly a line too far.
Where were all his cops and cameras that no one noticed this guy speeding and driving like that?
If his car was black he would have been pulled over for a stop and frisk anyways, I guess.
So the driver was able to speed around Manhattan for 24 minutes without getting caught, then post the adventure on the internet, and still hasn’t been identified or caught. And you’re calling him stupid?!
“We now have license plate readers in the city that will assist in this type of investigation”. And yet they still haven’t found him?
I wonder if this AfroDuck is a cop.
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I wonder if this AfroDuck is a cop.
on past evidence you’re probably right and he’ll probably get away with it!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/shropshire/4559173.stm
I blame video games. Clearly this guy was playing need for speed right before this.
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I blame speedrunning. It inspired this guy to sequence break traffic laws.
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No, you’d use GTA4 to practice for this!
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he didn’t run over enough pedestrians…
Even if they trace the vehicle they still need to prove who was driving. Unless a license plate = an IP address
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Well since he’s posted the video and said he did the speed run, that probably wouldn’t be much of a problem. They’ll just use his online posts/brags against him to prove it was really him in the car.
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License plates are registered to people. Car owner = responsible, unless reported as stolen.
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Not strictly true.
Firstly ownership, being the registered keeper and being the insured driver are three different things.
Secondly they still do have to establish who was driving. They can put on a lot of pressure BUT – if the registered keeper/ insured driver says X was driving and X says no I wasn’t the keeper was” then they will have to try and prove who was lying.
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R U a lawyer?
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So what was the speed limit of the roads he was driving on? 66 mph his pretty damn ho-hum for a highway where the speed limit is 55 mph, and people routinely go 70+ if traffic is light.
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Large stretches of the roads around Manhattan have 50mph speed limit, but larger yet are 35-50mph. The Wast Side below 60th streets also have a lot of traffic lights. And about half, if not more, of the FDR is all bumps and potholes, with the speed limit of 40mph, and even at that speed it’s not always safe to drive (hell, some parts of FDR are not safe to even walk on!).
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Thank you.
Re: Response to: Anonymous Coward on Sep 4th, 2013 @ 5:34pm
Hah, yeah this article confused me a bit. Mainly because if I were to do a speed run in a loop around my city at that speed, it would actually be mostly legal. Probably for about 80% of the trip, minimum, maybe the while thing depending on what metric you were using to define city limits.
Too preachy
I usually like Tim’s posts, but when you get preachy, it’s just disappointing.
Re: Too preachy
And, lo, I say unto you: thou shalt not criticize my writing style, jerk!
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Or, you could simply note that s/he (AC#8) uses third person in the first phrase, second person in the next and misuses a comma (after “posts”) where a semicolon would better convey the apparent purpose of the initial phrase.
Not that I’m criticizing, mind you…
Ray Kelly is quite positive the video was not tampered with in order to make it appear as though some sort of record speed was accomplished.
Banhammer
Considering the common practice of authorities attempting to ban the technology foolishly used to boast about the crime, I suppose we should be grateful that Kelly isn’t attempting to ban private ownership of dash cams or attacking the site where the video was posted.
Re: Banhammer
I had already commented on the story, but I thought I would give a very loud, SO TRUE, to the poster of this comment..
Shut up, you’re wrong.
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The public have bright infrared lights to hide the plates.
Just saying.
Why are there no autobahns in the US so the daredevils can have a place to do their thing?
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The Sports Car Club of America has chapters all over the country.
You know, if I were going to do something like that, I’d print up a fake license plate first and cover up my real one. That way the car looks legal to the casual viewer, but comes up unknown when they run the photos from the cameras.
With a 3D printer, you could even make an embossed one and then print the area around the letters/numbers on a conventional printer.
Uh-oh! Coming soon: DRM to prevent you from printing license plates in a 3D printer!
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Yes, but then you run the risk of the owner of the car that you took the plates from, noticing and reporting them stolen. True, it would hide your identity from the cameras, but then you might get pulled over on your way back to return the plates.
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