Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt
from the this-comment-is-now-diamonds dept
The winner for most insightful this week was short and to the point: a comment from weneedhelp, responding to my point about how the FBI taking down LulzSec was unlikely scare others into hacking less -- and might go in the other direction. I suggested this was the opposite of what the FBI wanted... but the comment argued it may be exactly what they wanted:
Whacking the bee's nest to justify more beekeepers. Law enforcement knows exactly what they are doing.Coming in second was Rich Kulawiec's comment responding to the FBI's fear mongering over why we should all be shaking in fear over cybercrime. Rich suggested that the whole thing was kabuki theater:
First, the feds have (and have had, for many years) enormous IT security problems. For example, let's start with the FBI: FBI lost 160 laptops in last 44 months. Does anything think they ONLY lost 160 laptops? Does anyone think that this problem has been solved?For editor's choice, we've got a comment from jupiterkansas responding to the idea that the RIAA thinks that a little "education" is what's needed to stop infringement. They've been doing lots of education already:
Then let's move on the federal government as whole: Half of Fortune 500s, US Govt. Still Infected with DNSChanger Trojan which is pretty bad -- but only focuses on ONE species of malware. Surely nobody is naive to think that this is the only one infesting federal computer systems.
The GAO routinely issues F grades in IT security to federal agencies, and they're being generous. Things were so bad at point that a judge ordered the Department of Interior disconnected from the Internet.
Second, the feds' proposed solutions to any of this are initiatives, checklists, guidelines, procedures, regulations, audits, certifications...none of which have any security value. Oh, and most of them involve huge contracts outsourcing the tasks to the pigs at the trough: companies like StratFor, run by utterly incompetent morons who are quite willing to use Google in return for tens of millions of federal dollars.
As Wired so aptly put it, Cyberwar Is the New Yellowcake: nobody, including Mueller actually cares about cyberwar: what they care about is ending an open Internet. They want control of ISPs and web hosts, they want information feeds from mobile providers and GPS devices, they want spyware embedded in computers, they want...they want everything they can possibly get, and they think that pushing the scare of cyberwar is the way to get it.
So there will be bill after stupid bill, pushed along by the feeble-minded idiots in Congress, and eventually one of them (or maybe more than one of them) will pass, and the end result will be that it will make computing LESS secure...but it will be trumpeted as a triumph, there will be handshakes all around, and then the competition over who can waste the most money will begin in earnest.
The RIAA has taught me a lot about copyright. They taught me that copyright law has robbed the world of a public domain and locked up our culture in corporate holdings and turned art into "property" that can only be protected with legislation and ultimately only profits lawyers and accountants.Then we have steve's comment in response to the FBI/cybercrime story, which he used to point out that just the fact that they're separating "cybercrime" out from crime shows how badly the FBI doesn't get it:
It's thanks to the RIAA that I follow Techdirt and Lawrence Lessig and the EFF and Public Knowledge and all the other organizations that have mobilized to reform copyright and make the public aware of all the damage the copyright reliant industries have caused.
It's thanks to the RIAA that I seek out creative and independent musicians who are NOT a member of their organization, and actually give them money to see them perform or buy new music directly from them.
It's thanks to the RIAA that I contacted my senators to tell them to not support SOPA.
It's thanks to the RIAA that I have to pirate their member's music that isn't available for sale in my country because... for no good reason.
Oh, and the MPAA too.
The problem is that people tend to divide the world into people who understand computers and people who don't. The distinction between a games programmer and a DBA is lost on them.On the funny side, taking the top position was MrWilson's comment about Warner Bros' silly Disc to Digital process and the idea that this would help the movie studios evolve:
For that reason, the idea of setting up a department of people like McGee from NCIS, who seems to know everything about everything. This means that when they have a problem with mortgages, the cybercrime dept can swing into action, etc.
The problem is that they have failed to understand that a) McGee is fictional. b) Computers are not separate from normal crime. Everything uses computers now. I think it's scary that they think it's acceptable to have investigators who aren't tech savvy, and to have investigative divisions without expert tech support.
They would be better off having specialist mortgage fraud investigators, some of whom are experts in the computer problems mortgage fraud investigators face dedicated to the area, than expert geeks with only a hazy understanding of the specific problems of mortgage fraud being shared across multiple departments.
And then maybe they just put it online with an easily to use interface so that customers don't have to come to the store. And then they offer it for free. And they host it in a distributed network of peers that share files with other peers.Coming in second was an explanation for how buying directly from artists hurts artists. This was in response to the band Streetlight Manifesto telling fans to buy direct from it rather than from retailers because all that money goes to their label instead of them, and they're involved in a disagreement over royalty payments.
OMG, they're the pirate bay in an early stage of evolution!
But if you buy directly from the artist you're just hurting the artists!For editor's choice, we'll start with an Anonymous Coward on the FBI/cybcrime post questioning the use of the cyber prefix by "remixing" Leigh's original post:
You see, if the artist gets too much money (as in any money) from their music sales they won't be encouraged to create more music!
The artist will just spend all their time sleeping on piles on money, and complaining about making too much money come tax time! It may sound funny complaining about making too much money, but believe me, it's no laughing matter when you have to pay over 30% of your income to uncle Sam!
Artists need good Samaritans like Victory Records to take the heavy sacrifice of dealing with these kinds of problems caused by making too much money!
CyberFBI CyberDirector Robert Mueller recently cyberspoke at a cybersecurity cyberconference where he cyberreiterated his cyberbelief that so-called cybercybercrime will soon surpass cyberterrorism as the biggest cyberthreat in CyberAmerica. Perhaps this cybermeans that the CyberFBI plans to start cybermanufacturing cyber-threats like they do with cyberterrorist cyberplots - or perhaps it cybermeans that, as some cyberpeople have been cybersaying for cyberyears, cybercybercrime is just cybercrime. Of course, in a cyberroom full of cyberprofessionals who cyberstand to make more cybermoney if cyberpeople are cyberscared of online cyberthreats, he's not cyberlikely to get a lot of cyberargument.And, finally, we've got Torg trying to explain the difference between crappy ads and ads you want:
That's not cybermeant to cyberdismiss cybersecurity cyberprofessionals - cyberobviously they do a lot of important cyberwork, and cyberobviously the CyberFBI is going to cyberneed their cyberassistance for plenty of cyberthings. But to cybercall cybercybercrime the cybercountry's biggest cyberthreat is to cyberlump a whole cyberbunch of unrelated cybercrimes, most of which aren't even cybernew:
"'We are losing cyberdata, we are losing cybermoney, we are losing cyberideas and we are losing cyberinnovation,' Mueller cybersaid at the RSA CyberConference in CyberSan CyberFrancisco. 'Together we must cyberfind a cyberway to cyberstop the cyberbleeding.'"
The cyberdangers posed by cyberorganized cyber-cybercrime, cyberrogue cyberhacktivists and computer cyberbreaches cyberbacked by foreign cybergovernments have become a cyberfocus for the CyberFBI.
Countercyberterrorism is still the cyberagency's top cyberpriority, but the cyberagency has recybertooled to cyberprepare for Internet-based cyberaggressors, Mueller said. Cyber-cybersquads in every CyberFBI cyberfield cyberoffice now cybermonitor for cybercrimes ranging from cybermortgage and cyberhealth cybercare cyberfraud to cyberchild cyberexploitation and cyberterror cyberrecruiting, he cybersaid.
Presumably the CyberFBI already has cyberpeople cyberspecializing in cybermortgage and cyberhealth cybercare cyberfraud, cyberchild cyberexploitation and cyberterror cyberrecruiting - so why cyberportion off the "cyber" cyberversions of these cybercrimes into a separate "cybersquad"? To then cybercombine those cyberthings with cyberhacktivism and online cyberespionage just cybermakes the cybercategory of "cybercybercrime" utterly cybermeaningless. It is cyberindicative of their cyberstruggle (which cybermirrors that of cybergovernments, the cyberentertainment cyberindustry and cyberothers) to cyberunderstand a cybercore cyberconcept: the internet is not a cyberseparate cyberthing. And even if there is a good cyberadministrative cyberreason for cyberorganizing things in this cyberway, it is highly cybermisleading to cybercall such a cyberdiverse cyberarray of cybercrimes a single giant cyberthreat.
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