Waffle House Says Rap Song Called Waffle House Violates Its Trademark

from the um,-no,-it-doesn't dept

The latest in trademark bullying comes courtesy of a chain of restaurants called Waffle House, where (one assumes) waffles are served. But one thing Waffle House doesn’t waffle on is its commitment to being a trademark bully and abusing trademark law. That’s because it sent a cease & desist letter to rapper J.R. Bricks for daring to have a song called “Waffle House.” The company claims that you can’t do that without permission. To put it bluntly, the restaurant’s lawyers are not being truthful. Waffle House appears to have a couple different trademarks on the phrase “waffle house” (and some more on the logo), but none are for anything having to do with music. One is for restaurant services and the other is for “Mugs, cups, portable beverage dispensers, thermal insulated beverage containers, and beverageware sold in registrant’s stores located in its restaurants” as well as “Clothing, namely, shirts, t-shirts, jackets, ties and headwear sold in registrant’s stores located in its restaurants.”

I don’t see how a song violates that trademark at all. Conceivably, Waffle House could have a common law trademark in a rap song, but I highly doubt it. This just seems like flat out bullying. Bricks said he thinks that Waffle House just doesn’t want to be “associated” with hip hop:

“I don’t think Waffle House’s actions were motivated by racial discrimination,” said J.R. Bricks, a Havana, Florida native and United States Air Force veteran now based in Atlanta, GA.

“But I do believe it is based on cultural discrimination,” J.R. Bricks said. “I don’t believe they want to see their company associated with the Hip-Hop lifestyle. The song portrays what we do in the South after we tear it down at the club. I don’t speak on violence in the record. I just speak on having a good time.”

Of course, that’s got nothing to do with the purpose of trademark law, at all. There’s no “likelihood of confusion” here, and any argument for “dilution” is simply ridiculous. This is Waffle House abusing trademark law to stop an artist from offering up a song that is perfectly legal.

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Hulser (profile) says:

"Advertising is content is advertising" pitfall

There’s no “likelihood of confusion” here, and any argument for “dilution” is simply ridiculous.

I agree, however…it’s interesting to relate this to other stories on Techdirt about the business model of companies sponsoring musical artists. Before I read about this possible business model, if I would have heard a rap song that included a reference to the Waffle House, I would have just thought it was a song about some dude going to the Waffle House. But after…there might actually have been some doubt in my mind as to whether the artist was being paid by the Waffle House.

a chain of restaurants called Waffle House, where (one assumes) waffles are served

You assume? Mike, you haven’t lived until you’ve been in a Waffle House at 3 AM on a Satuday night.

Lion XL says:

Re: Re: "Advertising is content is advertising" pitfall

Actually it is sytemematic….my kids love waffle house, yet I never eat there(they’re old enough to make their own bad decisions!!). Each waffle house has ONE 18 x 18 griddle, and cook everything on it at the same time, in the same puddle of grease (yes a puddle!!!). god forbid if you have a food allergy….

Gabriel Tane (profile) says:

Wait... Waffle House?

My first legal response would be “you’re freakin Waffle House… I’ll call you when I need a plateful of grease. Until then, go away”.

In seriousness, it appears to be another sad example of a trademark owner thinking they can control every single instance of that particular grouping of letters coming together. Next, we’ll see Coca-Cola suing VH1 for their rampant use of the word “coke” in every “I Love The 80’s” episode ever made.

What happens if the next cookie-cutter teen-star writes a song about the woes of teenage employment in ?McJobs?? will McDonalds sue them?

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Wait... Waffle House?

What happens if the next cookie-cutter teen-star writes a song about the woes of teenage employment in ?McJobs?? will McDonalds sue them?

They actually already threatened to sue Merriam-Webster for adding “McJob” to the dictionary… but they didn’t go through with it thankfully.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McJob#History

Anonymous Coward says:

This story reminds me of “Dead Like Me” and the “Der Waffle House” I wonder if the people at Waffle House got a ll mad about this. Something else I wonder is why our “Waffle Houses” are called “Waffle and Steak” in Indiana but all the material inside the store say “Waffle House” Plus didnt the village people sing a song about the “Waffle House”

john troll (profile) says:

THIS IS NONSENSE

I sure hope you can post the cease and desist letter. This cries out for a reply. And to be broadcast widely so that customers can put the necessary pressure on Waffle House.

How is it that the Waffle House lawyers can stay in their own skin after they prostituted themselves so readily? There was a time when being an IP lawyer meant being a good guy/or girl, being on the side of the angels, advancing good against bad. Sadly, those days seem to be gone

john troll (profile) says:

THIS IS NONSENSE

I sure hope you can post the cease and desist letter. This cries out for a reply. And to be broadcast widely so that customers can put the necessary pressure on Waffle House.

How is it that the Waffle House lawyers can stay in their own skin after they prostituted themselves so readily? There was a time when being an IP lawyer meant being a good guy/or girl, being on the side of the angels, advancing good against bad. Sadly, those days seem to be gone

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