Making Sure Your Ass Is Covered

from the the-offense-of-defense dept

Your dangerous ass
Point that thing away from me
Too many lawyers



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    Dark Helmet (profile), Jul 13th, 2011 @ 2:49pm

    Now THIS is my kind of humor....

    Love,

    Captain Penis-Joke....

     

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    :Lobo Santo (profile), Jul 13th, 2011 @ 3:30pm

    Re:

    ... can't beat a good joke about a ginger minge...

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 13th, 2011 @ 3:45pm

    Yesssssss haiku

    I P redefined
    to be Intellectual
    and Posterior

     

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    Zauber Paracelsus (profile), Jul 13th, 2011 @ 3:54pm

    Now that's an ass you don't want to **** with.

     

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    out_of_the_blue, Jul 13th, 2011 @ 4:00pm

    No wonder you don't like "intellectual property"!

    You're not intellectuals.

     

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    Michael (profile), Jul 13th, 2011 @ 4:09pm

    I feel a new crunk song coming on...

     

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    Spaceman Spiff, Jul 13th, 2011 @ 4:13pm

    CYAPE

    Cover Your Ass in Plastic Explosives... Just don't fart!

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 13th, 2011 @ 4:22pm

    Re: No wonder you don't like "intellectual property"!

    Yes, intellectuals never deign to laugh at lowbrow humor. They consistently keep their noses high and pinkies out.

    Snob.

     

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    Anonymous Miss Manners, Jul 13th, 2011 @ 4:48pm

    Re: Re: No wonder you don't like "intellectual property"!

    Ta! And we shan't read Shakespeare or The Golden Ass either. *shrugs daintily* ah well, Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre!

     

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    Marcus Carab (profile), Jul 13th, 2011 @ 5:04pm

    Re: No wonder you don't like "intellectual property"!

    No wonder you don't like Techdirt. You're not dirty!

     

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    btrussell (profile), Jul 13th, 2011 @ 6:13pm

    Re: No wonder you don't like "intellectual property"!

    We don't like imaginary property because we are not imaginary.

     

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    Atkray (profile), Jul 13th, 2011 @ 6:20pm

    Re: Re: No wonder you don't like "intellectual property"!

    Epic

     

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    Josh in CharlotteNC (profile), Jul 13th, 2011 @ 6:21pm

    Re: Re: No wonder you don't like "intellectual property"!

    That's still an open question.

    I haven't yet ruled out that I'm not a dreaming butterfly.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 13th, 2011 @ 8:12pm

    Nina, you continue to sink. Too much time, indeed.

     

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    Greevar (profile), Jul 13th, 2011 @ 8:37pm

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    You post snide comments on a web blog to someone you don't even know and you say she is the one with too much time?

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 13th, 2011 @ 8:49pm

    Re: Re:

    My comment took 30 seconds. She probably wasted days to come up with the toon.

     

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    Jay (profile), Jul 13th, 2011 @ 9:36pm

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    And have you created anything lately?

     

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    Hephaestus (profile), Jul 14th, 2011 @ 12:42am

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    Me yes, do you want the answers to two of the great questions of all time??

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 14th, 2011 @ 4:12am

    Re: Re: Re:

    Not counting the time you spend hanging around here, waiting for someone to post something you dislike, just so you can take 30 seconds to post a "Yur st00pid" comment. And the time you take to respond to whoever is dumb enough to feed you (oops).

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 14th, 2011 @ 5:38am

    Re:

    "you continue to sink. Too much time, indeed."

    No, U

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jul 14th, 2011 @ 6:55am

    Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Yup, I create every day, thanks. I just don't need to come onto this site and try to prove it, nor do I have to swing from the trees to crow about it.

    I don't have an axe to grind, but I am happy to take Nina's axe and grind it back at her.

     

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    chris (profile), Jul 14th, 2011 @ 7:47am

    Re: Re: Re: No wonder you don't like "intellectual property"!

    I haven't yet ruled out that I'm not a dreaming butterfly.

    your dreams are real. your exclusive right to sell them is not.

     

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    Gene Cavanaugh (profile), Jul 14th, 2011 @ 9:13am

    Covering your ass

    Ah, the bliss of ignorance.
    At one time, it was the mailman - bringing bills you didn't want to pay. You didn't mind the people demanding payment, but that "G*d D**n mailman!!!" -
    Then it was doctors, telling you that you were really sick (and tactfully not pointing out that you brought it on yourself with self-indulgence!) - G*d D**n doctors!
    Now it is lawyers, INSTRUCTED by their clients to boilerplate their agreements - G*d D**n lawyers!
    No wonder the guilty have so little to fear; after all, it is really the G*d D**n cops, isn't it?

     

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