How I Had To Give Permission To Quote And Paraphrase Myself

from the permission-culture dept

It's all just so bleepin' INSANE.

Here's the deal. Two, no three, years ago a buddy of mine, who shall be nameless so he’s not associated with this mini-quagmire, asked me to contribute a chapter to a book he's editing on a subject near and dear to me. Fine. Glad to. So, over a year ago I put some of my work-in-progress online at The Valve, a group blog where I have privileges, in order to get feedback on my ideas.

Which I did. Thank you very much, interwebs.

Time goes by, I turn in my final chapter. My buddy likes it, his editor likes it. And then the publisher sends some bots out on the web to compare text in their book-in-progress to whatever's on the web. What happens? My chapter gets flagged because, hey! some of my prose is out there on the web.

And you know why some of the prose in my chapter is out on the web you clueless bot-masters? Because I put it there! That's why.

Anyhow, my buddy sends me a note explaining the situation and asking me to send him a note explaining that, yes, I put that stuff out there on The Valve. Here’s my exact message: “Some of the prose in my [name redacted to protect the innocent] chapter first appeared online at The Valve — where, for example, I’m quoting [some worthy authority]. So I’m just re-using my own prose.”

My buddy passed that on to his handlers and we figured that was the end of it. But, no, not good enough. His handlers got back to him, this time with the very passages the bots had snooped from the web.

Now I had to read those very passages and swear on a stack of virtual Non-denominational Multi-cultural Sacred Books that each and every one of those words was mine and I wrote them both on The Valve and in my book chapter. Really and truly in the names of a Supreme Force in the Universe Including Intelligent Quantum Fluctuations and Digital Devices, yes, the prose is mine.

Thus I swore. So it is.

And, you know what? They accepted my word. This time. But next time, who knows?

What I’d like to know is just why it even got back to me. After all, my name is on my posts. But, I suppose the Bill Benzon on those posts could be some other Bill Benzon, you know, the one from alternative universe sigma epsilon 37,901 delta delta. When my editor buddy sent me the suspicious passages there was no name attached. Maybe the bot didn’t return with names, just prose.

Well, why the BLEEP! not? Is it so hard to program a bot to do that? Would it be so hard for someone to check the name of the passages delivered up by their bot? Maybe someone checked and they didn’t believe their eyes. Maybe they did believe their eyes, but just had to make sure that we’re all in the same universe, the one where the land of the free and the home of Tang (a benefit of the Apollo moon shots dontcha know) has insane copyright laws.

Maybe they’re under orders to do meaningless ritual acts so as to appease the restless spirit of Sonny Bono that’s wandering around in the ether just waiting for an opportunity to materialize and tell someone that it wasn’t his idea, it was the diminutive rodent with the cheeky attitude and the greedy corporate daddy (who’s a person, dontcha know) that did it.

Crossposted from QuestionCopyright.


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    Anonymous Coward, Jun 1st, 2011 @ 1:52pm

    Wells fargo sued itself.

     

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    Anonymous Coward, Jun 1st, 2011 @ 1:52pm

    So?

    Was it that difficult to affirm that you had written it?

    Doesn't seem worthy of drama-queen level complaining...

     

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      Joshua Lyle, Jun 1st, 2011 @ 1:57pm

      Well, yes, it was "that hard", that is, it was as hard as it was described as being, which was too hard, being as the original affirmation was totally ignored. That would put some sandpaper up my rear.

       

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      Persephone (profile), Jun 1st, 2011 @ 9:10pm

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      Doesn't seem worthy of drama-queen level complaining...

      My feelings exactly.

       

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      Anonymous Coward, Jun 2nd, 2011 @ 9:56am

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      Seriously.

      OMG someone wanted some ASSURANCES before investing time and effort into something. What has the world COME TO!!!???

       

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    mermaldad, Jun 1st, 2011 @ 1:52pm

    suspicious activity flagged by the mermalbot

    Hey Bill, the same text is posted on the Question Copyright blog. Did you get permission from the author to post it here?

     

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    Jon B. (profile), Jun 1st, 2011 @ 1:53pm

    Bill, I'm not sure you're aware, but Mike Masnick, or one of his partners, has reposted this story on techdirt.com. Can you verify, on a stack of Hitchhiker's Guides, that you are in fact, Bill Benzon of ΣE37901ΔΓ and that you give permission for this story to be reposted?

    There appears to be some guy from over in ΣE37901ΔΔ posting stuff without your permission, plagiarizing you in books and such, and we just want to make sure everything is on the up and up.

     

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      Marvin, Jun 1st, 2011 @ 5:02pm

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      Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to look for matching text on the intenet. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't."

       

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    Anonymous Coward, Jun 1st, 2011 @ 1:54pm

    How hard is it to understand? You are a victim of what many on this site consider the greatest feature of the internet, the anonymous factor.

    There is no simple way to know that the posts online are in fact yours. Explain how you would prove it. Your name? Not enough, there are always more people in the world with the same name. Your email address? Is it yours, or did you hack it away from someone else? Was it used and then recycled later by an ISP or mail provider? Your IP? Sorry, but if it isn't good enough to prosecute copyright violations, it isn't good enough to prove anything positively.

    When you posted it online, you gave up any hope of proving it is really yours.

    Of course, your story is one that sort of shows why the anonymous internet won't last.

     

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      Jon B. (profile), Jun 1st, 2011 @ 1:57pm

      Re:

      So, when strict IP control and ownership comes at odds with the free, anonymous flow of information, you assume that it's the free, anonymous flow of information that's the problem?

       

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      DogBreath, Jun 1st, 2011 @ 2:08pm

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      So, without absolute and unimpeachable proof that those posts were his, they are now subject to being called "Orphaned Comments". Since copyright (currently) lasts 70 years after the death of the original author, and "after his death", it would be meaningless considering he never proved they were his "comments", they are effectively copyrighted forever?

      Thanks Sonny Bono, thanks a lot.

       

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      Raphael (profile), Jun 1st, 2011 @ 2:12pm

      Re:

      Of course, your story is one that sort of shows why the anonymous internet won't last.
      -Anonymous Coward

       

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      btr1701 (profile), Jun 1st, 2011 @ 3:33pm

      Re:

      > There is no simple way to know that the posts
      > online are in fact yours.

      Technology can figure it out!

      At least that's what the IP Maxis always say when someone points out that there's no simple way to determine if content is infringing or not.

       

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        Anonymous Coward, Jun 2nd, 2011 @ 7:01am

        Re: Re:

        You get the point. Either it works or it doesn't. If he feels that what information exists is enough to prove that the comments and posts online are his, then should it also not be enough legally to support copyright violation lawsuits?

        You cannot have the best of both worlds. being able to use the technology to prove what you like, while at the same time claiming it cannot prove what you don't like.

         

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      Lawrence D'Oliveiro, Jun 1st, 2011 @ 4:01pm

      Re: When you posted it online, you gave up any hope of proving it is really yours.

      So what was the point of the affirmation, then?

       

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    Anonymous Coward, Jun 1st, 2011 @ 1:55pm

    Yes, copyright can sometimes be labyrinthine.

    No, this isn't an example of that excessive convolution.

    No, I can't slag editors for just doing their due diligence.

     

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      Jon B. (profile), Jun 1st, 2011 @ 1:59pm

      Re:

      I have to agree with this.

      This isn't really that big of deal in comparison to more common situations. What's worse is when Walmart refuses to print a family photo because the photo LOOKS too professional and therefore *must* be owned by some photographer, and not you, you damned dirty criminal.

       

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        Rose M. Welch (profile), Jun 1st, 2011 @ 4:49pm

        Re: Re:

        I have totally had this happen to me. Because no one has digital cameras and can use the autosettings with Gimp. Really.

        I went home and ordered ten more 8x10s of the same photos over the Internet for one-hour service. They won't let me pay for them? Their loss.

         

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    Joshua Lyle, Jun 1st, 2011 @ 1:55pm

    What's amazing is that the handlers do not appear to grasp the irony of making a copy of the passages in question without first obtaining the permission of the blog author.

     

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      Anonymous Coward, Jun 1st, 2011 @ 2:49pm

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      What's good for the goose ain't so great for the gander. I hope this sentence hasn't been written down somewhere or else I could get into copyright trouble.

       

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    btboyes (profile), Jun 1st, 2011 @ 1:55pm

    I'm sorry, but it seems like you're blowing this out of proportion.

    You submitted a chapter
    Their automated crawlers got some hits and they asked for confirmation that you wrote it, and you gave it.
    They gave you the exact hits and asked you to confirm that it was all you, you did.
    The end.

    Sounds like a company taking some pretty simple precautions. They could edit their code to check for names too, but there's enough people out there with the same names that it's likely not worth the effort.

     

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    Raphael (profile), Jun 1st, 2011 @ 2:08pm

    You think THAT'S complicated

    Try explaining to Youtube why a DMCA takedown notice from your doppelganger in universe sigma epsilon 37,901 delta delta is invalid.

     

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      DogBreath, Jun 1st, 2011 @ 2:11pm

      Re: You think THAT'S complicated

      Or become now and forever branded as an "Alternate Universe Plagiarizer"

       

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        DCL, Jun 1st, 2011 @ 4:35pm

        Re: Re: You think THAT'S complicated

        I hear being branded an "Alternate Universe Plagiarizer" means:

        - you can't live within 12 parsecs of a inter-dimensional replicator,

        - be in possession of quantum carbon paper.

        - stand within a light year of the event horizon a black hole (when plotted on a mimeographic scale)

        - purchase a pencil

         

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          DogBreath, Jun 1st, 2011 @ 5:14pm

          Re: Re: Re: You think THAT'S complicated

          You left out the most important one:

          - if you don't already have a goatee, you must now grow one (because you're obviously from the Evil Alternate Universe).

           

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    Steven (profile), Jun 1st, 2011 @ 2:36pm

    It's simple CYA

    They've successfully (or to the best of their ability) passed any liability over to you. That's their job. You whine too much.

     

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    Helpful Jones, Jun 1st, 2011 @ 3:42pm

    You really want to know *why*?

    ...

    You want to know why? Do you?

    Because frackin *Lawyers*, that's why!!

     

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    Hugh Mann (profile), Jun 1st, 2011 @ 4:29pm

    Geez, why the hissy fit?

    They're getting ready to publish a book. They do some due diligence, and find something online that matches up with what they've got in the book-to-be. Doesn't seem over-the-top at all that they'd basically want a release from the author of the material on the web - i.e., you. And it doesn't seem over-the-top that a casual email statement was not quite enough for their needs. They wanted something more formal.

    Unless I'm missing something here, it seems like much ado about nothing much. I just don't see the rant-worthiness here.

    HM

     

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      The eejit (profile), Jun 1st, 2011 @ 11:58pm

      Re: Geez, why the hissy fit?

      I like to think of it as going against the "My Word is My Bond" principle.

       

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        DogBreath, Jun 2nd, 2011 @ 9:02am

        Re: Re: Geez, why the hissy fit?

        Unfortunately in the world we live in today, "your word" means nothing to the legal department, unless it's actionable against you. Then they'll sue you till the cows come home and leave again.

         

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    Anonymous Coward, Jun 1st, 2011 @ 9:14pm

    "And you know why some of the prose in my chapter is out on the web you clueless bot-masters? Because I put it there! That's why."

    I don't blame them. If it turned out that you copied someone else and they published it in their publication, some IP maximist can then turn around and sue them for a huge sum of imaginary damages. Sure, they can probably turn around and sue you for those imaginary damages, but the whole thing would be a legal nightmare for everyone.

     

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    Bill Benzon, Jun 2nd, 2011 @ 9:04am

    Jesus Christ, you people who doubt the over-arching veracity of my singular existence! Don't you know that there can only be one William Benzon, master of cognition?! Seriously, as if anyone besides me in possession of such puny intellect could possibly string together the arcane symbols (that only I can properly perceive!) that identify me, SINGULARLY. All other William Benzon's are rank amateur impostors! Even my grandfather, William Benzon, knew this!

    Now, I must get back to stroking Nina Paley's ego!

     

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    Bill Benzon, Jun 4th, 2011 @ 5:35am

    contract

    FWIW, shortly after agreeing to submit an essay to the book I signed a standard contributors agreement in which, among other things, that "the essay does not infringe upon any copyright or proprietary rights of others." So, this little dance is in addition to a signed agreement they already had.

    @Bill Benzon #32: 3 points.

     

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      Hugh Mann (profile), Jun 4th, 2011 @ 12:24pm

      Re: contract

      Yeah, well, I can see how being asked to sign one more piece of paper might be an annoyance, but "insane"? I still don't see how it rates a rant as some sort of incredibly ironic "tail wagging the dog" story that demonstrates how copyright has evolved into some sort of Frankenstein's monster who is now turning on us and destroying our villages of creativity.

      HM

       

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