Federal Courts Afraid Your Smartphone Might Be A Bomb

from the well-there-goes-that-idea dept

While a state court in Connecticut may be fine with you tweeting from the courtroom via your phone, you might not be allowed to bring your smartphone into federal courtrooms at all. Apparently the Administrative Office of the Courts is arguing that smartphones should be banned completely from federal court houses, because they might hide bombs. Really? I mean, can’t we at least have a TSA style grope and scan before we write off all smartphones? David Kravets, the author of the article linked above, highlights how different federal courthouses seem to take very different views on technology these days:

At the District of Columbia federal courthouse, which is home to the lower courts and the U.S. Court of Appeals, I had to check my cellphone at the door two weeks ago. And in the Los Angeles federal courthouse, I was ordered, by a judge, to turn off the Wi-Fi signal emitted from my HTC Evo in December.

But in San Francisco, the judiciary allows Wi-Fi connected computing inside its courtrooms, from either a cellphone or a computer. Live blogging or tweeting is commonplace there.

That is the status quo with the ongoing Barry Bonds criminal trial in San Francisco. What?s more, the San Francisco federal courthouse even provides free Wi-Fi in many courtrooms.

It seems like that’s going significantly overboard to claim that we should ban all smartphones just because some people might misuse them.

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Christopher Gizzi (profile) says:

Ban Pens

Those judges and need to wake up and smell the ink drying on the paper. Pens are the real threat.

Haven’t they seen the James Bond movies?? Those pens ARE mightier than the sword. Three clicks and its all over – just like Goldeneye.

Pens are so universal – EVERYONE has a pen – and you can’t be to careful with them. Pencils are bad enough that they could actually be used as a sword. Smartphones and other “pager-like” technology are small potatoes compared to all the BICs and Montblancs out there.

They already use chalk to draw people in court. There isn’t a need for potentially deadly and terrorizing “writers” out there blowing up the courts.

*** Disclaimer: Just in case it wasn’t obvious, this is supposed to be sarcasm.

Andy (profile) says:

Luddism or paranoia?

I can’t decide whether this appears to herald a new era of Luddism (and a pretty extreme form of it at that) or of heightened paranoia. Either way, if you want to fear the unknown like this, you will end up banning an incredibly long list of potential threats. Taken ad absurdum, there is really very little among the most mundane of objects which could not in some way be used to make mischief.

“We have nothing to fear but fear itself” seems particularly apposite here.

Rabbit80 says:

Where the hell would you put a bomb?

I’ve just replaced a screen on an HTC Desire – where on earth you could fit a bomb in a typical smartphone I don’t know – there isn’t exactly a lot of room in them!

I suppose you could blow the battery up – but they tend to just give a big fireball and little explosive damage!

jonakajon (profile) says:

Smartphones as bombs and other US behaviour

I am not a US citizen but I have been following US news via Reddit, Techdirt and various other blogs, sites and news aggregators for a while now and my take on the US is this: Greed, Paranoia and Self interest. Oh, and stupidity but I will be generous and call it ignorance.

Your President has no power due to debts owed. Your politicians are corrupt as are your corporations who are those corrupting. I mean, corporations as individuals. When will they be allowed to vote and how many votes will they get?

Your Christian based religions have forfeited the right to be called Christians.

Your military and political leadership is a laughing stock.

The major military successes you have enjoyed in the last 60 years have been against small island countries and client states. Any country you have invaded which has a population armed with equivalent small arm’s has either fought you to a stalemate eg. Iraq, Afghanistan or kicked your butt eg. Somalia

I won’t even mention Vietnam.

You don’t deal with terrorists. North Korea? How much fuel oil did you ship there after they detonated the bomb?

And what about your vaunted Constitution. It is observed when convenient and ignored otherwise.

Your Democracy? Your country is a Republic. It is not now and never was a Democracy. I say here and now that by 2030 your country will be a theocracy.

I could go on about your forcing other countries to adopt your laws or how your corporations abuse the laws of the countries they operate in and so on but why bother. All I care about is that I don’t live there and I am glad of that.

Greevar (profile) says:

Re: Smartphones as bombs and other US behaviour

To be fair, the US doesn’t hold a monopoly on greed, paranoia, and self interest. We do have it in abundance, however. The US military doesn’t deal in wars they can win, only wars that are profitable for Haliburton, Homeland Security and the DEA. To say our government is corrupt and hypocritical is an understatement. Ignorance and theologically-fueled hate is the flavor of the day in our great nation.

jonakajon (profile) says:

Smartphones as bombs and other US behaviour

I am not a US citizen but I have been following US news via Reddit, Techdirt and various other blogs, sites and news aggregators for a while now and my take on the US is this: Greed, Paranoia and Self interest. Oh, and stupidity but I will be generous and call it ignorance.

Your President has no power due to debts owed. Your politicians are corrupt as are your corporations who are those corrupting. I mean, corporations as individuals. When will they be allowed to vote and how many votes will they get?

Your Christian based religions have forfeited the right to be called Christians.

Your military and political leadership is a laughing stock.

The major military successes you have enjoyed in the last 60 years have been against small island countries and client states. Any country you have invaded which has a population armed with equivalent small arm’s has either fought you to a stalemate eg. Iraq, Afghanistan or kicked your butt eg. Somalia

I won’t even mention Vietnam.

You don’t deal with terrorists. North Korea? How much fuel oil did you ship there after they detonated the bomb?

And what about your vaunted Constitution. It is observed when convenient and ignored otherwise.

Your Democracy? Your country is a Republic. It is not now and never was a Democracy. I say here and now that by 2030 your country will be a theocracy.

I could go on about your forcing other countries to adopt your laws or how your corporations abuse the laws of the countries they operate in and so on but why bother. All I care about is that I don’t live there and I am glad of that.

Michael (profile) says:

I still don't get it

If you are going to bomb a courthouse (or an airport, for that matter) the best place to do it is at the security check where they have made such a bottleneck that everyone is standing in a big group.

Does anyone know if the politicians have to go through security or check their phones at a courthouse, or is it like the TSA – they get a pass?

jonakajon (profile) says:

smartphones and bombs...

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America…

It’s hard to imagine how the outrageous attempt by anti-choice lawmakers to redefine rape as a way to block access to safe and legal abortions could get any worse. But this week we found out just how far the most recent radical assault on women could go.

Recent testimony to a House taxation subcommittee confirmed the same bill that seeks to redefine rape (the “Stop Taxpayer Funded Abortions Act” or H.R. 3), would force the IRS to audit how women paid for an abortion.

And in some cases, the bill would force women who were sexually assaulted into the hellish scenario of proving to IRS agents that they were victims of “forcible rape” or incest.

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A tax expert quoted by Mother Jones magazine explains that under the tax provisions of H.R. 3, anyone who receives a tax deduction or credit for health care costs that include abortion care could face an audit to determine whether that care was related to a case of rape or incest. And the burden of proof during that audit would fall on the taxpayer.

Land of the rapist…home of the criminal

Please tell me this is a joke

pringerX (profile) says:

Re: smartphones and bombs...

Where do you live? I won’t say the US is innocent of those transgressions, but if you compare it with the rest of the world, it really ain’t so bad. The main reason the US gets a worse rap is because of our freedoms- people are free to report what they want, assholes are free to be assholes, and people naturally gravitate toward the negative (at least, that’s what sells). I don’t believe the doomsayers that claim America is headed for total collapse. Things may change, perhaps even drastically, but in all likelihood the US will keep soldiering on.

Duke (profile) says:

Whereas in the UK...

I was in the High Court in London this week (watching the Judicial Review of the Digital Economy Act), and while there were signs up saying that ‘phones should be turned off, several people had their ‘phones out and there was a fairly good twitter-stream for the hearing. Some of the lawyers had laptops, I had my Kindle out, and there was no question that we’d be trying to blow something up.

This was at the Royal Courts of Justice, which houses the English High Court and Courts of Appeal, and while it has … what would have been called airport-style security a few years ago, but now… merely x-ray machines for belongings, and a standard walk-through metal detector at the entrances, security is fairly lax; possibly because the judiciary realise that blowing them up would be kind of pointless; they’re not particularly high-profile.

Incidentally, I was also wandering around our Parliament buildings last week, and they had the same level of security (plus “ID” tags, which merely show that you’ve been through security and are a guest, rather than identifying you personally), and that’s a building that *has* been the subject of a terrorist attack, admittedly some time ago (although I imagine the IRA probably tried more recently).

It seems rather ridiculous to the extreme to put in place all these extra layers of security theatre in US (or other) courts (such as banning phones), and one can’t help but wonder if the reasoning behind it is something along the lines of “airports have tighter security than courts, this can’t be right, we must have more security”, rather than actually being worried about concrete threats.

peter (profile) says:

To be fair

The ban is more due to prevent the use of smartphones to be the trigger for the explosive.

I have done a thought experiment to see how many different methods a smartphone could be configured as a trigger, and the list is long. For example

1. Using GPS, phone triggers when it gets to a specific location
2. Using the phone, it triggers when it recieves a call
3. Using internal giros/electronic compass phone triggers when phone is moved.

List goes on and on. Using Android, you could even build an app to choose a trigger or combination of triggers

Rabbit80 says:

Re: To be fair

Considering that we have already established that there is not enough room to turn a smartphone into a bomb..

1) Why on earth would you trigger a bomb from within a courtroom?
2) What do your points have to do with a courtroom at all?
3) Are you suggesting that terrorists are going to leave a phone-trigger lying around in a courtroom?

Rose M. Welch (profile) says:

This is already the case...

…in Oklahoma, where you must leave your cell with the elderly security guards and are required to have a government-issued photo ID to enter the court house. I once asked what the point of that was, while in downtown OKC to visit my mom (who’s a court clerk) and he mumbled something about the Murrah Building. Which was, if you recall, blown up by a bomb placed in a vehicle outside.

Which is still absolutely possible today.

/securitytheatre

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