Woman Claims Legal Loophole Means She Now Owns The Sun… And She Wants You To Pay Up
from the this-is-why-i-only-go-out-at-night dept
Xyro TR1 alerts us to the rather amusing article concerning a Spanish woman who claims to have figured out a loophole in the law that allowed her to register her ownership of the Sun — for which she now claims she will demand payment from anyone making use of the Sun’s rays. Apparently, the law says that countries cannot claim ownership of various planets or stars — but says nothing of individuals, which means a few people now think that by simply registering an ownership claim, they get it. This, obviously, is not even close to true, but I do like the woman’s quote:
There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law.
‘I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first.’
She claims that she’ll use any fees she collects for various useful tasks — giving much of it to the government (?!?) and using another chunk to fighting world hunger. She’ll merely keep 10% for herself. Of course, 10% of nothing is nothing, which is pretty much about what she should expect to make.
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She’s not the first to try this. It comes up now and then, with some people claiming to own the various celestial bodies, using the same flawed logic. I remember a few years back that someone tried to get NASA to pay him rent because he owned the moon.
As a friend said to me the other day – wouldn’t this logic mean that she becomes liable for any damage done by the sun as well? Yeah, the money from the sun’s “users” would be nice if it appeared, but imagine all the lawsuits from people with skin cancer and drought-ridden areas…
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I was thinking the same thing. Next time I get a sun burn I’m suing her!
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Dude! You need to put a warning label on that thing! I got a sunburn! I AM SUING!!!
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I was just thinking the same thing! Guess she doesn’t know the law like she thought she did.
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Oh I hope she gets sued. LOL!
The simple solution is for someone to “own” the space between the sun and the earth, and then sue her for nuisance and trespass for all the radiation her sun spills onto your property.
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When I first saw this article, I saw a lot of people saying sue her for damages caused by the sun, but trespass on the space between… I really like that. kudos.
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Yeah! Did she get an easement to cross my space?
Thought of the Newspaper
HAHAHA!
When I read the headline, I thought of the UK gossip mag/newspaper/tabloid The Sun and thought she might have found a loophole with their domain registration or incorporation filing or something.
Silly me for thinking that instead of the star.
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Well, it’s an understandable mistake. The limeys don’t ever see our parent star as overcast and dreary as it is there (so I’m told).
Opt-out
Dear sun-owner-lady,
I object to the sudden increase in my utility rate, therefore I would like to terminate my service immediately to avoid incurring fees. Please cease delivery of your product to the address listed on my account. Thank you for your prompt processing of this request.
~ Subscriber #4460735286273916
P.S. I have still not received a prorated reimbursement for the service interruptions that occurred during the past year. (Especially during my vacation in Puerto Rico.) Please expedite this transaction as I will require the balance to purchase vitamin D from another supplier.
Re: Opt-out
Thank you for being such a great customer. We are sorry to see you go. Attached is the image of a spider which I value to be worth twice the reimbursement for the service interruptions. If you have any questions please feel free to contact us.
SOL lighting US division.
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I loled
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Where’s the “Hilarious” button?
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For anyone who wants a lot more of that style of humor, here is the original guy’s website who does those crazy emails.
http://www.27bslash6.com/
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P.P.S: Could you also send information regarding uninterrupted service as I have already cancelled my moon subscription.
DRM
Actually this could work if she found a way to DRM the sun and bribe congress to pass laws making it illegal to use the suns rays without express written permission from the United Sun Corporation (TM).
SMRT Woman
If she was really smart, she would have registered the ownership of Earth. One could avoid the Sun’s rays (if they really wanted; think Vampire), but you are hard-pressed to avoid using the Earth for very long (i.e. 0.3 seconds if you jump really high).
Re: SMRT Woman
Then the lawsuits are going to be from the victims of gravity. And their families.
I have a patent on the use of any celestial body for the production of energy. I will wait a few years and sue her in East Texas. She’s hosed.
Class action lawsuit
Needs to be filed against her for all victims of skin cancer. Will she pay up?
Re: Class action lawsuit
If she owns the sun, a class action lawsuit against her for people misappropriating her rays in abundance resulting in skin cancer would be like a class action lawsuit against Justin Bieber’s record label on behalf of everyone who pirated his music and subsequently turned into a giant vagina….
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LOL.. thats brilliant.
Some1 do her over and register ownership of the Known Universe
Yeah I remember years back when some guy claimed ownership of the moon. Then he started making a map of it and selling sections. People bought sections from him which further assured his claim on it. I never heard a follow up on that story tho.
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Apparently, someone is still doing this – saw him on some history or science channel show, and he has been making a mint selling property on the moon to various people and corporations (according to him).
She owns it?
Cool, now I have someone to sue for skin cancer!
Old science fiction story covers this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Sold_the_Moon
Robert Heinlein published a story 60 years ago about how to “own” the moon. I’m not surprised that people keep trying to do this. I’m personally working on a way to trademark the period, then I’m going to stick it to the book publishers. After that it I am going to publish a song with a single note and then sue everyone using that note saying that they are making a derivative copy of my work. I figure at $750 per song I could live quite comfortably while doing nothing.
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personally im working on a patent for a process to indicate posessiveness of statements in a written document.
the patent pending process will enable authors to securly manage indication of statements made by a third party by inserting a ” at the beginning and end of such qoted statements with attribution to the issuing party.
mike, we should probably have a discussion on settlement terms since i have noted you are using this system. ill settle out of court with you for 1 large mocha, 1 subway token, 3 ball point pens (since i like your site, they can be the cheap ones rather than the expensive kind) and a case of silly string.
please let me know how you would like to resolve this one.
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Apparently, it really is cheaper to settle out of court…
Just give it to the Gov.
“She claims that she’ll use any fees she collects for various useful tasks — giving much of it to the government (?!?)”
Yeah, another idiot European who believes her government knows what’s best for everyone, and has everyone’s best interest at heart. Gotta love that socialism.
Re: Just give it to the Gov.
I’m guessing you’re from the USA, right? The first country to ever seriously attempt representative democracy on a large scale?
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I;m guessing your European? The first continent to really screw up socialism to an incredibly devastating degree?
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Aren’t the Spanish fascists? Russians were the ones doing socialism. Opposite ends of the political spectrum.
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I seem to recall that Franco died in 1975 (and is still dead) and that shortly after 1975 some flavour of socialist government got its claws in.
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that view point is far from unique to the EU.
see the USA, Re: Sheeple.
Sue her
Anyone who has ever gotten sunburned or skin cancer needs to go ahead and sue her.. She is not responsible for all of that, and I for one am tired of the hours that the sun is available, and since I didn’t ask her to put her property up.. its shining in my yard!! Sue her for that…. Would be funny to see all the lawsuits pop up to make her even broker than before, and in the hole billions of dollars lol
That's nothing
I have a patent on walking.
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I have a patent pending on feet, paws, and other walking/crawling/running implements. I also have one for oxygen and have given it to the church of Scientology. I am sure they will do whats right with it.
It's Mine
She is soooo wrong. I registered the universe before her and the sun is part of the universe.
I am going to take her to court.
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I am god … stop squatting on my self given rights … 🙂
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if someone doesnt believe in you….. does that negate your ownership?
O.K.
So what do you think the property taxes would be on something that size? Even though it’s undeveloped, that’s a lot of acreage.
And was she able to get a clear title? I mean, just because she’s the first Earthling to claim it doesn’t mean that someone off-planet doesn’t have a claim…
That Spanish Woman is committing a sin. God created the Sun, therefore He owns the sun.
Looks like the Spanish woman is going to sue God.
Re: --- Nutra Grain Ad
“This is Bill, he owns this place and he’s got more money than God!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6rE0EakhG8
Still probably my favorite commercial ever. The Chuck Norrris Mountain Dew commercial is pretty close though.
Invest now!
I think we are gonna need Mr. Burns’ sun-blocking device.
Re: Invest now!
I own the patent on Mr. Burns’ sun-blocking device, so you will have to pay me.
I am intrigued by this woman’s new ownership of the sun. I see a chance to monetize her position, since I own the atmosphere…so ma’am, please contact me for licensing information and pricing to use my atmosphere to moderate your sun’s rays, as well as use as a delivery and ad-hoc storage method.
Concurrently, all companies currently modifying my atmosphere without license should expect to hear from my legal team very soon.
However, it’s not all (quite) about money, so I will make my atmosphere free for personal and non-commercial use by individuals! 🙂
Please be aware, I cannot be held accountable for improper use of my atmosphere, and whatever damages may occur – after all, it’s in the EULA.
I’ll be the first to sue her for my bad childhood sunburn and make a class action suit for skin cancer victims.
This is really old news
This story really doesn’t belong in TechDirt. The guy who sold acres on the moon actually made money.
She the first to think of this??? Tell that to Dennis Hope, who has been selling off world real estate since 1980.
http://discovermagazine.com/2007/jul/location-location-location
Since this guy made money, hundreds of other people have exploited this “loophole” in the law. I would love to see her try to extort money through the courts from someone for their use of Sol.
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highlighting stupidity in property rights issues?
thats got techdirt written all over it….
Petition of the Candlemakers
19th century French free market economist and legislator wrote about this in 1845 with his famous “Petition of the Candlemakers.” You can read all about it at http://bastiat.org/en/petition.html
We need to tell The UN to make changes to their Outer Space Treaty to make it illegal for individuals to claim ownership of any outer space. Angles Duran is committing treason and a sin. She needs to be hunted down, put on trial in an international court, charged and convicted of international treason, and be put to death. It’s a sin to claim ownership on God’s creation, that’s includes cutting down trees and destroying God’s precious landscape, polluting the water, and claiming ownership on God’s universe. Trees and plants should deserve equal rights the same way as animals and humans. Plants are not to be eaten by humans, same goes with animals. I am not only support animal rights, but rights for Trees and plants as well.
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The mushroom farmers must love you!
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You claimed your yard did you not, that’s part of Gods universe? Do you drive a car? That pollutes the air for the nice plants and animals so now they can not breathe. Also if plants and animals are not to be eaten by humans how the hell are we to survive, eat one another? We are animals so your wrong again and have proven to be a idiot at the same time.
Thanks, but not need.
Live in large cave with lot big machine things. Not need you service this time. Please not have sales people yell down entrance holes no more.
Eat You Later,
Unk Morlock
I’d like to see her collect…considering that most Christians (and maybe even some non-christians) would consider the creator of the sun has ownership of it. She wasn’t the creator – I’m pretty sure of that. Even if I didn’t believe in God, I’d be pretty sure she didn’t create it.
What’s up with these people?
file a case on her for exerting force on my piece of land
best laugh all week
Well done mike.
I think it's fair
Once she plants a flag on it, I say she owns it.
"Loophole Means She Now Owns The Sun..."
The only Loop-“HOLE” is in her head. I use solar energy. And there’s nothin’ she can do about it. }:P
She might be able to own the sun, but she can’t charge fees for its use, or else she would be operating its ownership as a business, and businesses are not allowed to own stars.
What is the spanish law for owning highly radioactive material?
That could serious get her in trouble, right there.
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In slightly related news: I now own every shooting star. Anyone wishing upon a shooting star without my express permission will be sued for infringement.
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The last shooting star I saw I wished for stupid IP laws to go away …
I don’t know about Spanish real estate law, but many countries stipulate that to take possession of a piece of real estate you actually have to set foot there. Perhaps she could go at night.
Dear Sun owner ...
I’m glad someone has finally staked their claim on our firey home star. Now i can sue you for my various skin cancers. You have personally never undertaken any public interest warnings stating that too much exposure to your property causes cancer, and are therefore clearly negligent, given that medical science has known for years that sun exposure causes skin cancer.
My skin cancers are minor, so I am the least of your problems. Here in Australia, we have the highest rate of death from skin cancer in the world. Hundreds die here every year from melanoma alone, so I guess you’ll be hearing from the lawyers of their estates, as well as sufferers. You’d better up your usage prices.
You’re going to need every cent.
i get mirgains form over exposure to light, so if any one has her e-mail, i need to send take-down/legal threat letters
Rich people use loopholes all the time, so why not poor people too?
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Very well Mike.