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DailyDirt: Amusing Hypothetical Battles

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The internet is filled with strange memes, but a recurring theme seems to be asking a simple question about "who would win in a fight?" given various outrageous scenarios. Here are just a few amusing examples. If you'd like to read more awesome and interesting stuff, check out this unrelated (but not entirely random!) Techdirt post.

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    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jan 2013 @ 5:16pm

    This.

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    Bergman (profile), 30 Jan 2013 @ 5:52pm

    I'd rather face the duck-sized horses. No worse than the same number of puppies, and that's not dangerous at all. A swan is nowhere near as large as a horse and can easily break major bones on an adult human.

    As for the 5 year olds, it depends on whether it's a bunch of individuals or a functional team. I wouldn't want to face even four 5 year olds who were an cohesive team, but there's limits to how many people can attack you at once as individuals. As a team, I'd probably run away from five. As individuals, I'd feel confident taking on 50-100.

    In water, I'd bet on the shark. On land, the bear wins paws down. =P

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    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jan 2013 @ 6:25pm

    Wolverine vs. Freddy Krueger?

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    Anonymous Coward, 30 Jan 2013 @ 6:57pm

    1 Five Year old, just one

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    Unanimous Cow Herd (profile), 30 Jan 2013 @ 8:41pm

    Hedgehog vs. Kitten

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1wKJhfhyzk

    worth it to watch past 1:30. You're welcome, Dirtechs.

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    Anonymous Coward, 31 Jan 2013 @ 4:38am

    Ghandi vs Stephen Hawking

    result => draw

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    Richard (profile), 31 Jan 2013 @ 7:09am

    Re:

    A horse sized duck is basically an ostrich.

    I wouldn't take on one of those...

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    Tunnen (profile), 31 Jan 2013 @ 7:28am

    Bearshark

    The bear and shark wouldn't fight, they'd join together and form an unstoppable horror known as the Bearshark!

    =P

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    GEJALA HERNIA, 5 Sep 2016 @ 7:07pm

    dfsd

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    GEJALA HERNIA, 5 Sep 2016 @ 7:08pm

    dfsd

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    GEJALA HERNIA, 5 Sep 2016 @ 7:11pm

    dfsd

    waiting for next article, so interesting.
    GEJALA HERNIA

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