You Can Buy Anything Online: Even An Election*

from the enhancing-the-voting-experience dept

With so many stories about problems and vulnerabilities with e-voting machines, there are lots of conspiracy theories out there about how any particular campaign might go about "fixing" an election. Well, as with so many good ideas these days, it appears someone has set up a nice website to make it that much easier. In what is clearly a clever bit of satire, someone has set up a website called that is supposedly from a company called Election Partners or Election Consultants. The site uses ambiguous, yet hilarious, language to basically suggest that they'll hack the vote in any particular election area, if it uses e-voting machines: "By leveraging existing electronic voting technology, Election Consultants enhances the voting experience, which ultimately ensures a desirable election outcome." It also includes services such as: "real-time voter correction" and (my favorite) "enhanced retrospective tallying." The people behind the site won't admit that it's satire (as with any good satirist). However, in the PC World article above, the guy does say that about 30 political campaigns have contacted him. This could be entirely made up as well, but it would definitely be amusing to find out that this is actually a honeypot to try to draw out campaigns that are actually looking to hack the vote.

* Note: Election buying not valid in districts without e-voting machines.
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    Anonymous Coward, 27 Oct 2006 @ 3:28pm

    Gives me a warm-fuzzy feeling knowing that evoting is on track for voters this coming election. I've never felt that my vote counted, but thanks to Election Consultants, I'll be confident that for once, my vote makes a difference! :)

    Realistically though, it makes me wonder why the FBI/CIA has never thought to run such a sting opperation. They're okay with doing drug and prostitution sting ops, but evidently protecting US citizens from political corruption is a hands-off area. :(

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