No Wonder The Net Is So Full Of Crap

from the how-long-you-gonna-be-in-there? dept

Maybe Microsoft's plans for the iLoo weren't so bad after all: a new survey on American internet use says that more than half of people that have used WiFi have used it in the bathroom. One of the people behind the survey says he thinks some people go in there to surf in privacy -- making you wonder exactly what they're looking at in there. Maybe this will be enough to get Microsoft to reverse itself again and restart the iLoo project, since evidently so many of us can't even use the toilet without checking our email.
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    Jared Anderson, 5 Dec 2005 @ 12:15pm

    No Subject Given

    Lol I like the title!

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    Some Guy, 5 Dec 2005 @ 12:15pm

    WHO?!

    Who would want to touch that keyboard?

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  3. identicon
    whiteghetto, 5 Dec 2005 @ 12:30pm

    interner and poopin'

    I actually generally browse suicidegirls in the pooper. much better then the lame free maxim mags

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  4. identicon
    Jerry H., 5 Dec 2005 @ 12:33pm

    Windows XPoo Pro...

    Some of my best work has been completed (and billed) whilst on the crapper.

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  5. identicon
    Jeremiah, 5 Dec 2005 @ 2:02pm

    Re: Windows XPoo Pro...

    I recall a study from my Psych 101 days that mentioned a bowel movement coinciding with a release of neurotransmitter's in the brain, cascading to a momentary feeling of lightness and euphoria. These brain cocktails can foster creative thinking, so it stands to reason that, yes, indeed, one could get some serious creativity done while leaving a poop.

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  6. identicon
    fuzzmanmatt, 6 Dec 2005 @ 1:08am

    I poo with my laptop too!

    I take my laptop into the can most of the time when I'm doing something and decide "I need to poo". It just makes sense!

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  7. identicon
    Steve, 6 Dec 2005 @ 5:29am

    Poker

    Hate to fold pocket aces just because you need to use the john.

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  8. identicon
    Me, 25 Feb 2009 @ 3:23pm

    I was tila tequila online while i'm i poo right now!
    haha i'm fucking serious

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