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by Mike Masnick




How To Hack Into Government Computer Systems: Pretend You're A Sheriff

from the it's-that-easy dept

Now that the state of Florida is pushing for a new version of the MATRIX database that linked up all sorts of government databases, it might be worth exploring in more detail exactly how the data used for the original MATRIX was hacked leading LexisNexis to admit that it was leaking data left and right, but certainly wasn't going to reveal any details to those whose data was taken. It turns out that all you needed to do if you wanted to access this supposedly super-secret LexisNexis database was to create an account in the name of the sheriff's department in Denton County, Texas, and the police department in Port Orange, Florida. That, apparently, is exactly what the eighteen-year-old now being investigated for the break-in apparently did. Nice to know that LexisNexis has such careful security mechanisms, such as checking to see if someone claiming to be a police department actually is before revealing all sorts of private data. And people wonder why some are a bit upset about the MATRIX database (or its offspring) existing?

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  • identicon
    Anonymous Coward, 12 Jul 2005 @ 5:13pm

    School

    Can u tell me how to hack into the schools computer or not

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      Smarter then you, 16 Jan 2006 @ 9:09am

      Re: School

      uhh ya sure....NOT you dont you idiot!!

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        Anonymous Coward, 2 Mar 2006 @ 11:47am

        Re: School

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        Anonymous Coward, 11 Apr 2011 @ 9:33pm

        Re: Re: School

        yea u can.... doesnt mean u shouldnt tho. do math man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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        Kayleb, 1 Oct 2017 @ 4:22am

        Re: Re: School

        not being rude but you cant spell for shit

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      Esa khan, 20 Nov 2009 @ 9:59pm

      computer

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        barbara, 19 Sep 2010 @ 11:02am

        Re: computer

        hi does anyone have a book or info to hack into the military computer

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          anonymous coward, 5 Apr 2012 @ 11:31am

          Re: Re: computer

          no, but i can tell you that military prisoners do not have the rights of american civilians

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          Im a douche, 25 Feb 2015 @ 6:39am

          Re: Re: computer

          A military computer? Lol. You are plain retarded or maybe just a kid. There is no such thing as a military computer. Only computers used by the military which they browse military websites. And for all those trying to hack a school computer, if you wanna hack they're webfilter just download an app on google chrome called "Easy Proxy". Fuckin retards.

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      Anonymous Coward, 29 Dec 2011 @ 1:35pm

      Re: School

      wow your creep

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      yolanda, 13 Jan 2012 @ 8:24pm

      Re: School

      so tell me something how do you get in to the school computers

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      anon, 5 Apr 2012 @ 11:28am

      Re: School

      you idiot. you can't be that obvious if your going to be a criminal

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      Anonymous Coward, 14 Oct 2013 @ 4:58am

      Re: School

      no you ass you should of paid attention in class and then excelled in that field but you didnt so ha ha your gonna get in trouble

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      Anonymous Coward, 21 Mar 2016 @ 12:24pm

      Re: School

      I know it is just so stupid why they don't tell you how to hack into it is just stupid

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      juan carlos lopez jr., 2 Nov 2016 @ 10:44am

      Re: School

      i can help u with ur dirty deed bby :)

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    anomious, 18 Apr 2006 @ 9:51am

    im a gurl and i waz wonderin az i hav never hacked be4 how 2 hack into the governments mainframe without bein detected

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    Black hat, 3 May 2006 @ 7:13am

    how i get into bank

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    wilson, 17 May 2006 @ 8:45am

    hacking

    i would also like to learn how to hack mepmep. I need a program for the government mainframe, if any one has one i will buy it for 1,000$ mepmep. i am hoping to enter the government files and change everyones name weener head. hahahahahahahahahah mepmep.
    if anyone want hacking practice try this! mep mep
    3298r2hf=kdsfhdshc893njdfhd==ufd49745u4hrf=nfhdhcvhdhdfh8er4fhdfjkfuiffr958454rhfhif84=f==ewkfe rr4ef=ew=fpur2swjfjwrfjkfpkaso=0wdfl;df'ksp0fks ckpskcksdpfsdjfsdjpfsif-0dfsf0-sd=-ofdfsdfdhjfdnvur2t59420ot4=tofrefio44tr24
    good luck! mep mep!

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    Cory, 18 May 2006 @ 11:34am

    Help

    Can you tell me how to hack everything without getting into trouble?

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    michelle moore, 2 Jun 2006 @ 9:53pm

    how do i hack into the school mainframe without ge

    how do i hack into the school mainframe without
    getting caught

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  • ???????????????????

    its easy i already have created a worm in the system

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    anonymous math/hack wiz, 13 Jun 2006 @ 7:23pm

    RSA encryption and how to hack

    for all those aspiring hackers out there here is some stuff to get you started:
    first, RSA encryption:
    depending on the size of the numbers used in the algorithm, there can be more than 10^50 possible "encryption keys" a "key" is like a password that allows you to decode data that has been turned into jargin looking text. for example !*895g could really mean "hello"
    obviously, a home computer can't try 10^50 one at a time, but there is an alternative. first find out the values for the variables pq and e for the data you are trying to decrypt. these parts of the "key" should be public. the hard part is finding 'd', the "private exponent" then, pick a somewhat large prime number and try to decrypt and reencrypt the same piece of text with the prime number you chose. then do the same with the next prime number above and bellow the current prime number. once you can encrypt and decrypt a piece of text and always get the same result, you've found the key!

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    ron, 23 Jun 2006 @ 9:02am

    how to hack into school`s

    tell me how

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    doc, 12 Jul 2006 @ 9:43am

    hacking

    i want yo get money 100,000,000 $ from the government

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    eliteace, 13 Jul 2006 @ 11:58am

    this site is full of complete idiots. There's no magical easy button, go start fuking learning.

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      yep, 25 Apr 2007 @ 11:04am

      Re: aint it right

      u cant just expect somone to tell u how to do it and then u go get rich or somthing. It takes time and you'll never know by asking people becuz we won't tell or everyone will start doing it and people will detect it. n00bs
      some of you don't even know how to change color tones to make it undetectable.

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    No one, 12 Aug 2006 @ 6:05pm

    You idiots, if you hack into a government network you will be caught. Period. And as for hacking into a school network, you will get a nice 2-year ticket into the slammer.

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    jeanie92, 8 Sep 2006 @ 4:46am

    can someone tell me ow to hack into school data bases in a procedure..

    thanx

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    n30, 7 Oct 2006 @ 7:19pm

    uzE th3 forCe to haKe intO the matrix

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    da engmaster, 2 Nov 2006 @ 3:35pm

    fuck u dumb shits

    fuck u all your all too fucking dumb to ever be able to hack anyone.

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    General Pattersonl, 5 Nov 2006 @ 2:47pm

    FOOLS

    I am a General in the Australian Army and a Master Hacker for The goverment.
    you have been traced.
    prepair to be arrested.
    HA

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    smarter than you., 5 Nov 2006 @ 3:31pm

    IDIOTS!

    you spanners! you absolute screw drivers! (tools for the stupid ones) you cant hack into the government! theyve got like 300 firewalls and anti hack programmes and things like "kill ya system if ya try" programmes i meant come on! i' pretty sure they have more than one hardrive running the place! i mean if one crashes they have back ups right? right. now stop fuckin round and get smart! i mean come on! you cantr hack into the government.
    get it? got it? good

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    Had a dog once, 5 Nov 2006 @ 3:36pm

    A assesment

    OK, u guys can Talk the talk but can u walk the walk?
    try hacking into the QUEENSLAND EDUCATION goverment database (for all u dumb shits out there Queensland is a state in Australia).
    And then hack into the Charters Towers State High School Network and tell me the name of the user of the account of Bpatt27.
    Not so smart now r u?
    Fuck Heads

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    general patterson, 5 Nov 2006 @ 5:36pm

    im a system general

    im a system general in the australian army and i have reported you to the usa academy and in 48 hours they will track you down and arrest you

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    general patterson, 5 Nov 2006 @ 5:38pm

    im a system general

    im a system general in the australian army and i have reported you to the usa academy and in 48 hours they will track you down and arrest you

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    Smarter then you, 9 Nov 2006 @ 3:08am

    Fuck you guys are stupid

    it depends what you wanna hack, school and shit are easy to hack into and a easy way to go to jail for a couple of years and hacking into anything else is a fucking stupid idea. its not the movies you dumb shits its actuly harder then pressing the big red button.

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    Smarter then you, 9 Nov 2006 @ 3:10am

    Fuck you guys are stupid

    PS general patterson hey ,
    nice try fuck head

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    Cody Neathery, 10 Nov 2006 @ 10:26am

    all diffrent games

    This is very gay that every thing is blocked. Please un block it, Thanks

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    Cody Neathery, 10 Nov 2006 @ 10:28am

    smartfillter

    You guys are nothing but fuking assholes

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    Anonymous Coward, 23 Nov 2006 @ 6:36pm

    how to facking?

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    lee, 10 Dec 2006 @ 3:49am

    dear wanna be hackers

    you stupid idiots what the fuck do you wanna hack into school files for. start hacking into peoples bank accounts ive just took $50,000 from some idiot who has more money than sence and i live like a king.

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    like ill realy tell u, 29 Dec 2006 @ 2:52pm

    yall r gonna get caught

    y is evry1 posting stuf like this? police and the other authorities read this stuf all the time! if they read this stuf, u will all get caught! they will suspect sumthing and will keep a watch over yall and if not a watch, they will track u down and find u. u will RUN, but u WONT BE ABLE 2 HIDE!!! i rest my case

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    wai, 10 Jan 2007 @ 1:48am

    anybody know how to get into school database and change grades.If u do get in touch and those all F**8 out there using funny language should go s*** off a horse.Thank you

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    eric brumett, 15 Jan 2007 @ 9:39am

    how do i hack into school programs to change my gr

    hey i have never hacked before and i was wondering how, or if there was a way that i could hack into sti, or my schools mainframe to change my grades.

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    robert, 18 Jan 2007 @ 9:13am

    how to get intoi a school mainframe

    hey well tell me how to get through the blocked sites from school

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    ur mom!!, 3 Feb 2007 @ 4:37pm

    hacking off

    ok so i really need to know how to hack into bank accounts right and umm maybe my skools mainframe but if u could help in any way please do oh that guy lee up there #33 tell me how u got $50,00 plzzzzz and um who ever helps me ill love them forever or something!!! k ♥

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    ur mom!!, 3 Feb 2007 @ 4:37pm

    hacking off

    ok so i really need to know how to hack into bank accounts right and umm maybe my skools mainframe but if u could help in any way please do oh that guy lee up there #33 tell me how u got $50,00 plzzzzz and um who ever helps me ill love them forever or something!!! k ♥

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    ur mom!!, 3 Feb 2007 @ 4:37pm

    hacking off

    ok so i really need to know how to hack into bank accounts right and umm maybe my skools mainframe but if u could help in any way please do oh that guy lee up there #33 tell me how u got $50,00 plzzzzz and um who ever helps me ill love them forever or something!!! k ♥

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    ur mom!!, 3 Feb 2007 @ 4:39pm

    hacking off

    ok so i really need to know how to hack into bank accounts right and umm maybe my skools mainframe but if u could help in any way please do oh that guy lee up there #33 tell me how u got $50,00 plzzzzz and um who ever helps me ill love them forever or something!!! k ¢¾

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    school boy 239057, 16 Feb 2007 @ 11:03am

    wtf m8s? $50,000 thats all you got?? weak...good try but weak...

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    igotthemoneybiatch, 16 Feb 2007 @ 11:08am

    to doc # 14:

    meet me at the corner of Wavington Road and Werringly Circle in Boston Massachusetts to get your money. If your not there I will not get it again.

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    schfifty five, 20 Feb 2007 @ 10:55am

    your all complete idots for thinking iits the easiest thing in the world to hack into your schools computer. dont be such a dumb-shit!

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    Seamore Butts, 26 Feb 2007 @ 8:11am

    SHERIFF

    imma sheriff.. i became a sheriff like, 10 minutes ago. Now i am ready to move to Florida then explore the MATRIX, then DO the matrix... Leading to bringing towels for the 'leaking data' and now i am off to create an ACCOUNT!

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    Seamore Butts, Agatha & Mr. B, 28 Feb 2007 @ 8:10am

    SHERIFF 2

    Ello, CHUM. we would like to say that we are taking you downtown, charlie brown. According to my research, you have been naughty. you have big toes [against the LAW], and you live in a FRUIT [basket], you also have a crooked orientation. tsk tsk tsk. evil people like you deserve to be LICKED BY A LLAMA. >:). asians RULE the world! grr-sorry about that. that was my great-auntie debbie. she is old and hairy. anyways, if you do not wanna go downtown, you can 1. call me gorgeous .2. eat 4359347598 bananas in one sitting.3. get hair like Condne. 4. lick the nearest lamp post.5.run around screaming, "i am WOMAN" .6. go on a date with my Great-Aunt Debbie, [she is lonely and is craving lovin] so please, we do not want you to DIE! so, please consider the options.


    PEACE out amigo!

    ~* NOT seamore buttS

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    Anonymous Coward, 7 Mar 2007 @ 4:13pm

    can some one leave a comment that will be helpful for us to use other webesites wiothout being blocked its annoyin can u please help

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    Moses, 18 Mar 2007 @ 3:16pm

    omg u guys suck

    dont try to ask me anything because i will leave this forum and pretend i didnt see u idiots talking. to hack, u must first identify ur target. find their ip or whatever. then, u must be paranoid. fuck, do u want to be caught? u have to think that everything u do is being moniterd. outsmart the bitchs u r going to hack. now, take precautions. proxify, telnet(although i would use ssl), and most importently if u dont want to be cause, use linux!!! windows is gay, and bill can lick my nuts. from here, connect to other host computers so that it looks like they are doing it. do the damage and cover tracks. delete traces and begone bitchs!!!

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    u is a dumbass, 28 Mar 2007 @ 10:10am

    this is what i kant do

    hey i kan do almost anything i kan get proxies i kan do a lot of shit but i kant hack and i kan at home or at a school pc but a have to change my grade i need to hack into the mainframe but any advise?

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    hackman, 29 Mar 2007 @ 6:13am

    i like the way you move

    you can't do any thing you can't log into any thing if you can tell thim how mother fucker

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    moron, 5 Apr 2007 @ 10:11am

    fags

    dumb asses

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    seriously pissed, 7 Apr 2007 @ 10:56am

    god you morons what the hell are you poopin' trying to hack into government and school files, you dopes seriously watch too much "X-Files"

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    Carly, 17 Apr 2007 @ 9:35am

    how??

    do i get on myspace through school computers?? any URLs?? i've tried these:
    1. www.dowhatsfun.com/
    2. www.myspaceproxyschool.info
    3. www.ptlink.org/proxy
    they founf them and blocked them.. they fucking suck... any1 can try these if they want to.

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    DR Howerd holmes, 25 Apr 2007 @ 5:29pm

    hacker

    I've hack into the governments computer i was detected 5 mins later came to the school did not get caught

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    luciano, 1 May 2007 @ 12:14am

    can you tell me

    can you tell me how to hake gaiaonline.com i want gold god damit

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    mister revenge, 21 May 2007 @ 9:11pm

    no i need a favor to hack someones computer

    it is not a hard task but i realy need it ok his email is

    derrickworkman@gmail.com

    my email for more info is wagonerjam@gmail.com

    O and destroy his computer. it will be fun.

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    Anonymous Coward, 7 Jun 2007 @ 5:10am

    leave this kid alone

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    nothing, 8 Aug 2007 @ 10:05am

    I was hacked by some fuck head and my personal info got out so I am tracking down hackers to find out thier weakness and fuck them up good luck hacking me again cowards!!!!

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    mailb, 24 Oct 2007 @ 9:23am

    how to hack email

    How to Hack yahoo , aol , hotmail account password !!!

    Hay friends !

    I had discovered secreat way to hack yahoo-mail password,
    (u can use it for hotmail,sify,indiatimes,rediffmail password also)

    Its a new bug which i found on 19-OCT-2007.
    It is quit possible that this hack may be fixed by the authorties
    soon, may be in next 1-2 weeks...so hury up......

    Beacuse it is a secreat-method so i have not posted it here....
    i have posted it on a secreat location....on a seprate web site...
    ....SO NOBODY CAN MISS USE IT.....

    So if u wants to know this method, use the
    following procudere....

    1) Go on the web-site, http://www.freewebs.com/findanfriend/10.htm

    2) On the top of this page where 1 is writen,
    u will see a Banner=> Top B2B Platform Save 40%....
    If you are not able to see it refresh the page or re-visit again after 3-6 hrs.
    Click on this. You will go to a new web-page.

    3) On the Top of this page, You will see
    Buttons => Contact Us, Join Now, Login, Sucess Story
    You have to Click on=> Join Now

    4) Now fill the details and Press "Register Now". Now u r a member of this site.
    Now u can access that Secreat-Method.

    5) Now u have to Log-in on this site and see the product deatils
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    This a product featured on this site.
    If u do not find u can search.
    You will not be able to search this product without joining the site.
    Now you can read the details, How you can Hack E-mail.
    Have Fun......!!!!

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    Chris Hobart, 15 Jan 2008 @ 2:20am

    Help

    Yesteday, I got a stupid warning for not being able to get a public-transport ticket & my personal-details are on the Autralia Queensland Train-Service (Company: Queensland Rail)'s data base & I want to hack in to the data base & get my personal details off.

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    David, 24 Feb 2008 @ 6:06pm

    Bank

    i need help hacking into a bank without a problem

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    Anonymous Coward, 13 Mar 2008 @ 5:29pm

    wat the fucks this got to do with hacking accounts i want to know how to hack into bank accounts u fucking moron

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    ananomis, 25 Mar 2008 @ 11:30am

    u suck in crime

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    ananomis, 25 Mar 2008 @ 11:32am

    u suck in crime

    your polise suck at finding hackers like me pretty soon u wont be able to find the virises i have been sending to all the computers thank u for reading

    oh the emial is the viris

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    Ahmed Abdul Basit, 16 Apr 2008 @ 3:42am

    Desprately need to learn it

    Am really impress by the comment of other people.For me,i am a Bsc Computer Science student who needs it desperately for the enhancement of my course.I will really appreciate it if am helped.

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    mike, 11 Jun 2008 @ 9:05am

    heres how to HACK

    fill ur bathtub up with water and drop ur computer in it and then take it out and the plug it in dont let it dry and let ur hands be wet and there u go u are now ready to hack after u get out of the hospotil ' '
    __ HAHAHAAHAHAHA DO IT IT WORKS

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    Dexxter, 18 Jun 2008 @ 11:56pm

    ?

    Dept of Ed ripped my Income tax from me yesterday for missing one student loan pymnt.not very happy!!! kinda made me and my daughters life a little bit harder than its all ready been. Any way i can thank them?

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    Grim Reaper Virus, 19 Jun 2008 @ 12:33am

    Most of these comments make no sense. Its not the people that are stupid, its just common curiosity...

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    GARY W CHAMBERLAIN, 30 Nov 2008 @ 7:47am

    to all hackers

    I WILL 5000 DOLLAR ON WED TO ANY ONE WHO WILL HACK IN TO THE GREYLOCK FEDERAL UNIONS MAIN COMPUTER AND REVERSES ALL THE BANK FEES ACCOUNT # 1001072449

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    GARY W CHAMBERLAIN, 30 Nov 2008 @ 7:51am

    to all hackers

    I WILL 5000 DOLLARS ON WED TO ANY ONE WHO WILL HACK IN TO THE GREYLOCK FEDERAL CREDIT UNIONS MAIN COMPUTER IN MASS AND REVERSES ALL THE BANK FEES ON ACCOUNT # 1001072449

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    George W Bush, 6 Dec 2008 @ 8:44pm

    I am The President

    Hey I can be a faker too. HAHA I love how you all are fucking lame enough to publicly post this lame ass shit.

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    Anonymous Coward, 8 Jan 2010 @ 1:26am

    i'm 29 years old and hacked into the government computer when i was 22 and spend 6 years in jail and now i'm working for them making sure you little fuckers cant hack into them so stop trying aint gonna work and if your some stupid little fuck trying it you will be caught you have to know what your doing to hack systems and nobody ever can get past me i'm to good with computers and the little asshole who said hacking
    by doc
    i want yo get money 100,000,000 $ from the government
    do work like that buddy you cant just hack it and get money it takes time and the more time you spend trying to steal money theres more of a risk getting caught be for you get close to getting it and this person IDIOTS!
    by smarter than you.
    you spanners! you absolute screw drivers! (tools for the stupid ones) you cant hack into the government! theyve got like 300 firewalls and anti hack programmes and things like "kill ya system if ya try" programmes i meant come on! i' pretty sure they have more than one hardrive running the place! i mean if one crashes they have back ups right? right. now stop fuckin round and get smart! i mean come on! you cantr hack into the government.
    get it? got it? good
    umm yea you cant have 300 firewalls that will make the computer slow as shit and wont work every computer only has 1 firewall and thats enough to keep little dumb ass kids like you outta it and also theres no such thing as a kill ya system and your right we dont have 1 hardrive running the place we have over 600,000 hardrives running it.it sounds like a hard job but its fun sitting on a computer all day and night takeing little wanna be hacker to jail so good luck trying i bet you you'll never hack past me

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    Anonymous Coward, 9 Mar 2010 @ 5:04pm

    just joking fucknut

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    Gay Lord Focker, 9 Mar 2010 @ 5:20pm

    Gays the way

    You can hack me anytime

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    kelvin, 14 Mar 2010 @ 11:10am

    like to learn how to hack

    is anybody there like to b e a good hacker

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    Anonymous Coward, 17 Mar 2010 @ 12:32pm

    Can

    can anyone tell me how to hack into the Michigan State Police Department mainframe?

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    Anonymous Coward, 16 Apr 2010 @ 4:25pm

    Adult Friend Finder

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    Anonymous Coward, 22 Jun 2010 @ 3:12am

    duhh i wike to hack. i like to fack you kids couldn't get through pants to suck sack

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    Anonymous Coward, 22 Jun 2010 @ 3:16am

    duhh i wike to hack. i like to fack you kids couldn't get through pants to suck sack

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    a pissed off dude at school, 22 Nov 2010 @ 8:03pm

    THIS HACK

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    kyle winds, 25 Apr 2011 @ 3:30am

    u stuped ppl

    i work for the usa topsecret guv department and i have alurted the pentagon and they will stop this web site in 58 hours and if you dont know me i am the maker of
    wikileaks google surch it if you dont beleve me.

    i have just got out of jail from the englnd topsecret jail thet even the name is a fedral affence!

    my new website is


    i am:
    kyle winds the perpetrator of what’s considered the biggest hack in the history of computer science – into a military system. Not satisfied with this, in the years 2001 and 2002, I made a mockery of the information security of NASA itself and the Pentagon.

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    Smile, Scums, 8 May 2011 @ 12:02am

    Is it even possible?

    If anyone is still on this site, i'm interested to know... is it actually possible to hack/crack into government websites? I wouldn't know where to start, but whatever.

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    John L Adams, 22 Jun 2011 @ 12:50pm

    To 'Clear' things up,

    No. You cannot 'Hack' into a Government computer system, People have done Yes. But that is because they have had Many years of experience with computer technology. And because they know what they are doing. One way for it to be possible, Is to code a crypting program, Then you would need to have access to their computer system Yourself. Or have a contact that would do it for you, Using a 'Server' you could connect to that computer, And access all the files of every single user account on that system. Problem is, Obviously, Finding someone that would be dumb enough to try to do it for you, Because they would most likely get caught and You would have to deal with it when They are in Jail. Now, To be perfectly honest, You could do such a thing, As it is proved when you see these hacks on the News/Online, But you would first need to start to learn a Programming Language, (C++) etc. And many more, Once you have enough experience you could then attempt such a thing, But by the way most of these people seem on this Blog/Article, Then I don't believe you will ever be able to hack into any type of Government system.

    John L Adams,
    Computer Technician & Administrator,
    LogLogic System Administrator,
    Lockheed Martin IT Specialist & Technician.

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    wepiz, 30 Jun 2011 @ 1:23am

    PUT YOUR PENIS INTO THE CPU FAN THEN PRESTO! YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO HACK INTO ANY GOVERMENT INSTITUTION!

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    wepiz, 30 Jun 2011 @ 1:26am

    PUT YOUR PENIS INTO THE CPU FAN THEN PRESTO! YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO HACK INTO ANY GOVERMENT INSTITUTION!

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    waylon, 13 Nov 2011 @ 8:35am

    this is waylon willyard and william aguilar and we have been researching the government for like 3 months now looking for clues on government secrets wat they got planned to do in 2012 with the illuminti. "the illuminati sux" . we live in union city, tn we are waiting for the government to come to our house cause i doubt they will. our cell numbers are 731 223 2057 and 731 223 9469 if yall can txt us anytime

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    waylon, 19 Nov 2011 @ 5:44pm

    the government has gone black oops i mean wack

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    shani, 8 Oct 2012 @ 1:06am

    (JOB FOR HACKERS)

    HI,
    ALL THE HACKERS LISTEN CAREFULLY.IF YOU HACK THE MAIN FRAME COMPUTER YOU WILL EARN LOAT OF MONEY.YOU HACK THE COMPUTER WITH OUT TRACING .AND CHANGE THE DATA .THEN YOU SEND ME ACCOUNT NO.BYE

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    jake dick, 23 Dec 2012 @ 11:25am

    hacking

    how do i hack into the goverment

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    jake dick, 23 Dec 2012 @ 11:25am

    hacking

    how do i hack into the goverment

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    anonymous (profile), 12 Feb 2013 @ 1:03pm

    HACK

    I have almost done it I am coming really close to getting government files and unlocking the truth!

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    never u mind, 16 May 2013 @ 5:49pm

    The thing is guys and i have read down on all ur comments,,,ANYHTING IS POSSIBLE WITH THE RIGHT FORMULA ;)XX

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    Lust, 5 Jun 2013 @ 11:30pm

    how to hack a computer that the school gave you

    ive got unlimited internet thx to the school and im trying to downlad games or play online but the computer is limited and says need admins permission so i went through the programs etc control panel and tried changing it so i would have permission to do what ever i feel like but this laptop wont let me
    it wont even let me click on the program to change it so i can downlaod and start playing have you got any ideas so i can access everything ?

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  • identicon
    misfits, 13 Jan 2014 @ 4:54am

    Re: Need Hacker?

    do u know how to hack police database with out getting caught its serouse

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    jack, 3 Mar 2014 @ 7:13am

    really want to learn how yo do simple database hacking. any help?

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    Anonymous Coward, 10 Mar 2014 @ 11:08am

    hahaha funny a holes

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    Goverment, 15 Nov 2014 @ 3:31pm

    All of you are going to jail for trying to hack sorry that's how life works go to ur local county building or we will come after you

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    burt, 3 Oct 2015 @ 6:06pm

    We (blackhaters)

    What in the hell makes any of you think that any smart blackhat is going to sit here and write you guys a tut on how to hack into things that would get you 10 years in prison for unix access to a gov. server. Get real! The people capable of doing such are busy keeping our informations safe not sharing how we did it. Cheers

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    Landry Johnson, 6 Apr 2016 @ 7:38am

    Hack

    How do i hack into the NSA so that I am not being watched anymore by them?

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    Anonymous Coward, 6 Nov 2016 @ 6:56pm

    i am planning to hack on to government servers and crash all the servers to make room for my own therefore i can get full access to all of the governments top secrets and shut down their resources

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    Hello

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