Comcast-Owned MSNBC Blasted For 8 Minute 'News' Love Letter to Comcast
from the fluff-and-nonsense dept
Comcast-owned MSNBC this week took a bit of a beating for an eight-minute “news” segment that was effectively little more than a sappy love letter to their parent company. The segment featured top Comcast lobbyist David Cohen, who years ago began calling himself the company’s “Chief Diversity Officer” to tap dance around federal lobbying rules (Comcast yells at us whenever we point that out). The program, aired during the company’s Morning Joe program, waxed poetic about Comcast’s altruism, at one point using Al Sharpton to compare Comcast?s corporate volunteerism with Nelson Mandela?s lifetime of civil rights work:
Comcast property MSNBC having its nominally independent analysts and hosts doing a cultish Comcast commercial was bad enough but Al Sharpton claiming Comcast was carrying on the work of Nelson Mandela was uh something else https://t.co/KrE5X5BsN4 pic.twitter.com/FLI3f116vs
— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) April 22, 2018
Several news outlets were quick to point out this glorified Comcast ad also saw prominent air time from numerous other Comcast-owned media properties, once again highlighting the perils of mindless media consolidation:
“But MSNBC wasn?t alone in covering Comcast Cares Day. NBC affiliates across the nation ?pitched in.? NBC Bay Area, for example, ran a PR?sounding segment that was a lot like all of the other ones. So did NBC 5 in Fort Worth, TX, NBC 10 in Philadelphia, NBC 4 in Los Angeles, NBC 5 in Chicago, and NBC Connecticut, to name a few. Other media outlets joined in, including ABC?s WTXL in Tallahassee, FL, The Denver Post, and The Tennessean, among others.”
Those of us that track Comcast for a living have been highlighting Cohen and Comcast’s disingenuous behavior on this front for several years now. While Comcast volunteer programs certainly can and do help people in some limited capacities, Cohen has perfected the act of using Comcast’s minority and low-income advocacy as a grotesque lobbying weapon to perpetuate policies that actively harm the communities Comcast professes to be helping.
For example, Comcast routinely pays some less ethical minority advocacy groups to parrot policies that actively harm their constituents, whether that’s supporting the death of net neutrality, the company’s latest megamerger, or the elimination of privacy protections for consumers. And Jesse Jackson has been used on occasion to actively oppose things like more cable box competition. This cozy quid pro quo is never put explicitly in writing, letting Cohen and friends become breathlessly indignant when reporters point out the disingenuous, cash-compromised nature of these relationships.
It’s a schtick larger media outlets are comically (perhaps intentionally) oblivious to, but one that has been immeasurably successful for Comcast and Cohen.
Cohen played the starring role in selling regulators on Comcast’s acquisition of NBC Universal in 2011, crafting conditions it would later be discovered Comcast ignored at its leisure. Cohen’s secret weapon during that transaction was Internet Essentials, a program that promised low-income households $10, 5 Mbps broadband for a limited time should they jump through a laundry list of conditions. The program was frequently criticized for being intentionally hard to qualify for, though it provided Cohen an endless sea of photo opportunities to help portray Comcast as a bottomless well of pure altruism.
Cohen’s minority and low-income advocacy schtick was so effective, he ultimately nabbed the title of “Chief Diversity Officer” to help further advertise his selfless altruism. Of course that title also conveniently lets Cohen tap dance around flimsy federal lobbying rules, which require an employee register as a lobbyist if they spend more than 20% of their time lobbying for a single client during any three-month span. And again, when you point this out, I’ve found that Comcast tends to get really upset with you.
The reality is that Comcast would need to do a hell of a lot more volunteering and donating to counter the obvious harm most of the company’s terrible policies have on the country. It’s indisputable that the company’s attacks on net neutrality and privacy protections will drive up costs and harm diverse media outlets and smaller businesses. Comcast’s support of protectionist state laws also routinely undermine efforts to bring competition to under-served broadband markets, driving up costs for everybody in the internet ecosystem (but especially the downtrodden parts of the country Comcast professes to adore).
This is a company that has proven time and time again that it doesn’t have your best interests at heart. But thanks to American M&A mania and our collective obliviousness to disinformation, the pretense that Comcast is a Robin-Hood-esque champion of the poor and downtrodden has proven immeasurably successful and profitable for what’s arguably the least liked company in America.
Filed Under: al sharpton, altruism, corporate media, david cohen, lobbying, msnbc, nbc
Companies: comcast, msnbc, nbc
Comments on “Comcast-Owned MSNBC Blasted For 8 Minute 'News' Love Letter to Comcast”
With all of the customers they have, they couldn’t find a single one to go on tv and say how much they enjoyed it.
Instead they had to pay their lobbyist to go on air & talk about how awesome they are, on a show they control, on a network they control.
From the brilliant minds who brought us ComcastCaresDay…
Its like Festivus, if you can get to someone in tech support who isn’t out-sourced & air your grievance, Comcast has to fix it. Sadly ComcastCaresDay was an offical unpaid holiday for support staff.
Is Comcast still the most hated company in the country?
Re: Re:
Not according to the latest news, so they must be doing better.
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Any time a company comes off the bottom of the list, it’s because someone else is doing WORSE for that time covering the latest list.
Comcast Cares reminds me of a similarly sappy bit that CBS used to advertise during their own programs. They never explained what they cared about, but the bit stuck with me because the way they displayed it, I always read it as CB Scares, not CBS cares. I found that funnier than they probably intended.
Two Words
I have two words to say to this: Putin.
Re: Two Words
Putin-N-Out.
…wait, I’m hearing word that In-N-Out is now suing me for this bad joke.
Not surprising
Not surprising that the Chief Diversity Officer is an old, fat, white man.
Re: Not surprising
Cohen is technically Semitic, not “white” – hence, a minority.
Corrupt State Actors
Comcast fits the definition for a State Actor who now is abusing its powers.
Re: Corrupt State Actors
Careful calling them an actor. They will begin billing you for their performance.
Re: Re: Corrupt State Actors
They all ready do… Or maybe I should say lack of performance.
That's how it goes
That’s just how it tends to go these days. Doing genuinely, what Comcast pretends to do, would result in a ‘beat down’. ‘We’ mostly respond to the application of power. The benefits of applying social conscience and altruism mostly go to those who fake it. The fate of the honest acts as an example to others.
Re: That's how it goes
“Doing genuinely, what Comcast pretends to do, would result in a ‘beat down'”
No it wouldn’t. It would result in a lawsuit from Comcast since bringing low-cost internet to impoverished people has been made illegal by their lobbying efforts.
Re: Re: That's how it goes
So basically a beatdown by lawyers? 😛
Which dystopia?
I should start a pool. Which old sci-fi movie dystopia will get here first? One of the boxes will be “all of them”.
Re: Which dystopia?
Sometimes I forget I’m living in a Philip K Dick novel.
Then I go to gas up my car and the pump starts playing commercials.
Re: Which dystopia?
The word “ComCast” (Communications Broadcasting) sounds like an organization to be found in “1984”.
The word (Broad)Cast is telling: all output and no input; all “Communications” are one-way.
“sappy love letter”
At first I read “sloppy love letter” (don’t ask). I recommend reading it that way, makes the article way funnier.
A joint venture of Microsoft and Comcast engages in unethical behavior? Sorry, but yawn. Just yawn. And OK, Microsoft may have been passed by Oracle in the race for most-hated tech company; Comcast passed by someone-else in the even-more competitive race for most-hated communications company. But still.
If, say, MSNBC engaged in a single solitary act that wasn’t immoral according to seventeen world religions and illegal in 87 sovereign jurisdictions, now THAT would be newsworthy. Until then, …. it’s business as usual, business as intended, business in the only way its corporate parents know HOW to do business.
FACT
If you are poor enough..
and/or
You need More money…
I can pay you Allot of money and get you to say/do anything…
The Democratic People's Republic of Korea...
…is neither democratic or for the people.
I’m sure ComcastCaresDay has been named according to a similar standard.
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Sinclair wannabe?
This smacks of Sinclair forcing stations to run obviously terrible news pieces.
What’ll they do next? Force all NBC affiliates to run hard-hitting “news” reports about how Comcast is stopping terrorism?
MSNBC is NOT a news channel. They are a leftest Propaganda joke of a channel. Sucking up to Comcast, who pays their salary makes perfect sense.