Citigroup Sues AT&T For Saying 'Thanks' To Customers
from the you're-welcome dept
Whenver we discuss a particularly egregious case of trademark abuse, usually centered around the trademarking of some insanely common word or phrase, there’s always at least one instance of “that joke” in the comments. You know the joke I’m talking about: well, I’ll just trademark X and sue everyone, where X=super-common word or phrase. For example: “I’ll just trademark “trademark” and sue anyone who uses a trademark!”, or, “I’ll just trademark “the” and sue everyone who uses it!” These jokes play on the common problem of generic terms being granted trademarks, but of course they are examples so ridiculous that it couldn’t happen for those specific words and terms. Still, to our lovely commenters, we say, “Thank you.”
Or not, because it appears Citigroup has a trademark on “THANKYOU” and is currently using it to sue AT&T for using “Thanks”.
Who knew? Banking giant Citigroup has trademarked “THANKYOU” and is now suing technology giant AT&T for how it says thanks to its own loyal customers. This is “unlawful conduct” amounting to wanton trademark infringement, Citigroup claims in its federal lawsuit.
You can close your calendar app on your phone down, it isnt April 1st, and this ain’t no joke. The filing by Citigroup is very real and hilarious in its content and claims. First, the filing establishes just how connected “THANKYOU” is to Citigroup.
For many years, Citigroup has used trademarks consisting of and/or containing the term THANKYOU, including THANKYOU, CITI THANKYOU, CITIBUSINESS THANKYOU. THANKYOU FROM CITI, and THANKYOU YOUR WAY, in connection with a variety of customer loyalty, reward, incentive, and redemption programs (collectively, the “THANKYOU Marks”). As a result of Citigroup’s longstanding, extensive, and widespread use, marketing, and promotion of its THANKYOU Marks and services, Citigroup’s THANKYOU Marks are widely recognized by the general consuming public as a designation of source for Citigroup’s high quality financial services and customer loyalty, reward, incentive, and redemption programs.
In other words, everyone knows that when a business says “thank you” it’s talking about Citigroup loyalty rewards. Duh. As per usual, the first folks to blame over this idiocy are at the USPTO, which granted a trademark on the term “THANKYOU”. Why would you do that, USPTO? Have you lost complete control over your mental faculties? There was literally zero chance that this exact kind of dispute wouldn’t be raised.
Which doesn’t mean we can’t point out that Citigroup is being an asshat here. You’re probably thinking that there’s no way Citigroup is actually suing AT&T for being gracious in its branding, but you’d be exactly wrong. Again, from the filing:
Despite actual knowledge of Citigroup’s substantial use of and exclusive rights in the THANKYOU Marks, Citigroup’s use of the marks in connection with AT&T co-branded credit cards, and Citigroup’s concerns regarding AT&T’s proposed trademarks, AT&T launched a customer loyalty program under the trademarks “thanks” and “AT&T thanks” on or about June 2, 2016. 4. AT&T’s use of the “thanks” and “AT&T thanks” trademarks is likely to cause consumer confusion and constitutes trademark infringement, false designation of origin, and unfair competition in violation of Citigroup’s rights. 5. Citigroup therefore seeks to enjoin AT&T’s infringing conduct and to recover damages based on the injury AT&T’s conduct has caused to Citigroup as well as AT&T’s unjust enrichment.
What. The. Hell. The notion that the use of the term “AT&T Thanks” will cause confusion for the customer is so blatantly insane that it’s hard to know where to begin. I mean, it’s got “AT&T” right there in the words, Citigroup. As for trademarking “THANKYOU” and suing over the use of the word “Thanks”? Hell no. There’s no way that should have ever been allowed and I’d be shocked if AT&T doesn’t immediately petition to have the trademarked expunged. And I’d be shocked if that petition wasn’t approved with haste.
But then again, it got approved in the first place. Than-, er, great job, USPTO.
Filed Under: thank you, thanks, thankyou, trademark
Companies: at&t, citigroup
Comments on “Citigroup Sues AT&T For Saying 'Thanks' To Customers”
Satire?
I’d be tempted to guess that the lawyers of Citibank are indulging in a satirical performance here. But I suspect that I’d be overestimating the capacity of arthropods for humor.
Lawyers gotta stay employed somehow.
Page 16
And the complaint was signed … by a lawyer named Fee.
So, if the trade mark does get expunged, Citi to AT&T
“Thanks for nothing”
Ensuring respect for the US trademark system one disaster at a time
At this point it wouldn’t surprise me if the ‘review process’ the USPTO goes through to determine whether or not a trademark should be given was revealed to be simply flipping a trick coin, given insanely stupid approvals like this.
‘Heads it’s approved, tails it’s rejected’, on a coin where both sides are heads.
Other possible alternatives:
Dart board and blindfolded reviewer to pick which application will be approved that day. ‘Trademark application refusal’ is not one of the possible outcomes, merely delay in approval.
Target and blindfolded reviewer at a hundred paces with a bow, anything but a dead-center bulls-eye means the application is accepted.
The entire USPTO was overrun years ago by a pack of drunk monkeys, and no-one has noticed a difference in performance yet so no-one has bothered to investigate why the budget is increasingly focused on cases of beer and crates of fruit.
Every single keyboard/computer in the USPTO is flawed such that it’s impossible to refuse any application loaded on it, the only way to clear one is to approve it.
USPTO SOP
So I am reviewing the USPTO Standard Operating Procedures and realize that according to page 1386. Paragraph 59 Section 18 Subsection 42C the USPTO followed the rules. As 42A states Deny all first request. 42B states to delay any and all additional request. 42C states when either 36 appeals have been made or the desk is now overflowing with request. The officer should immediately approve all applications until deak space can be seen.. So there you have it. Written in size 7 font.
that's why their fees went up
$49 to reinstate Uverse internet after a lapse in payment due to a credit card replaced due to fraud… sigh. Stop the litigation madness. Tort reform!
Re: that's why their fees went up
Tort Reform – lol
Like that solves anything.
This is so funny and shows why trademarks are a joke in its current form. If you Google the first trademark THANK YOU 3249982 you find a PDF where citigroup appeals a trademark claim which was denied for ‘thankyou rewards’. In this appeal they claim that there can be no confusion between trademarks as long as the other company uses their house mark prominently with the thank you and even cites a case between AT&T versus another company. I do assume that AT&T uses its own house mark while thanking their customers and are not using citigroups logo.
PDF: https://www.google.co.uk/url?q=http://surftheboard.azurewebsites.net/SiteMap/Docs/ttabvue-78756342-EXA-4&sa=U&rct=j&ved=0ahUKEwi9jeXjlKvNAhVED8AKHVhxCOgQFgghMAM&sig2=iHXTweu29wv-MHU8zsRPvg&usg=AFQjCNGDW5f78ZOnIJofCO2g9gCN2kYUAw
Guess j.keven fee needed to buy his gf/wife a present from the billable hours.
This is from The Onion,
right ?
“dear citigroup please f**k off thank you” – Ben’s Nan, May Ashworth
[ http://m.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11657580 ]
Mike Masnick just hates IP. Simple truth. Nothing but FUD, doom and gloom with this guy. Did you even consider the benefits of this? Of course not, because Mike Masnick hates IP.
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You like IP? Have a DMCA vote. It’s IP-flavored!
Anonymous64 just hates it when due process is enforced.
Also, permit me to say, “Thank you for being a fucking cuntnozzle.” Oooh, the infringement! The horror! The amount of fucks an average person would give!
Re: Response to: Anonymous Coward on Jun 15th, 2016 @ 5:41pm
So you think citigroup should be about to own expressions of gratitude?
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Do you whine at a professional level or are you just a very talented amateur?
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I wouldn’t go as far as talented…
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What is the benefit of someone being granted a trademark on THANKYOU. Be specific.
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The jerk who owns it gets to sit on his rear end collecting rent off everyone who writes it down.
Here’s a study which methinks has never been done and is long long past due: What is the IQ distribution of examiners at the U.S.P.T.O?
Re: USPTO
I have a fair number of patents. How many do I think are “real” and justified rather than just filed to make the company happy? Not many.
When the PTO was forced to finance itself with fees, they became quite liberal in granting patents and quite remiss in doing anything with prior art. The situation with silly patents and trademarks is understandable when you realize the examiners are overloaded and under pressure to grant rather than reject, with all the extra work that causes them (appeals, repeated submissions, etc).
I remember when I was at a very large company and the legal department came to me for help because a company was coming after us for a circuit I’d designed. I pointed out that the patent was completely invalid due to prior art, and the lawyers asked me to due a literature survey. I tracked back similar circuits all the way to vacuum tube implementations from the 50s and pointed out that just because something is made in CMOS instead bipolar or tubes doesn’t make it patentable.
The only downside to the whole incident was that I couldn’t get rid of the lawyers for years afterwards. They kept coming to me every time some two-bit company came after ours. Management wouldn’t let me get out of consulting because IP licensing brought in over $1B/yr and the lawyers pointed out that their use of my time made the company a whole heck of a lot more money than the profits from the products my division actually made.
Re: Re: USPTO
Which means that the customers pay a whole heck of a lot more money for the “intellectual property” machinery than for actual production, while the actual R&D departments even of large outfits tend to be funded at the 5% level or less. Which means that the legal system is a very inefficient way of funding research. Research basically gets the scraps falling from the legal departments’ tables.
End of the "War on Christmas"?
If Citibank wins over “THANKYOU”, then I can see an end to the controversy over saying “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” — Rush Limbaugh or Bill O’Reilly should just register a trademark for “Happy Holidays” and then everyone will have to stop saying it.
Re: End of the "War on Christmas"?
But then they would have to find something else to bitch about every year.
Re: End of the "War on Christmas"?
Rush Limbaugh or Bill O’Reilly should just register a trademark for “Happy Holidays” and then everyone will have to stop saying it.
Now, don’t be too quick to rush to Limbaugh for your levity! He’s NO’Reilly!
This could actually be useful
If this prevents massive, evil, blood sucking companies from trying to pretend their friendly and personable, then it cold actually be a good thing. AT&T saying please and thank you is somewhere between a waste of words and an actual insult (since it’s usually something like ‘Please pay us too much for substandard service because we bought your political system and you have no other choice, Thank You’).
After the judge gets rid of Citigroups trademark on “Thank You” he/she should also rule that whatever idiots at the USPTO approved the ridiculous trademark to begin with must be immediately taken out back and shot.
No "Thank You," Citi (NOT "No, Thank You, Citi")
Dude, theses are the guys that engineered the original fusion of insurance, investment houses, and banks and thereby broke the economy with their lying, shady shit. No “thank you” due there. Of course they are capable attempting this for real.
I worked for them and finally had to say, “No ‘thank you,’ Citi,” due to large numbers of vile business practices. For similar reasons, I said “No ‘thank you,’ Citi,” and moved my accounts out of Citi’s control.
“No ‘thank you,’ Citi,” should be the first sentence on everyone’s lips, and, much tho’ it pains me to credit AT&T for ANYTHING, “Thanks, AT&T; you helped reveal Citi’s latest asshhattery.”
Oh, thank you, for, thank you, fucks, thank you, sake, thank you!
I hope they get laughed out of court with the judge making sure to Thank them for their time.
At the end of a transaction at CITIbank:
CITI: Will that be all, sir?
Customer: Yes, that’s all. Thank you!
CITI: Sir, I’m afraid you have just violated our trademark. These are the details of the lawsuit we will be bringing against you. Our lawyers will contact you within 5 working days. Will that be all, sir?
Customer: F**K you, CITIbank.
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We tried to get dibs on this one too, but it turns out that in contrast to “Thank you, CITIbank.” it’s considered a common phrase.
Dammit, USPTO!
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Thank you Techdirt for the heads up. What a bunch of ass hats, indeed.Oops, I used a trademarked word. Wankers.
“Well (TM Shell Corporation)”, “that’s (TM That Cupcakes” “kind of stupid (TM Donald Trump)” , “it is clearly (TM The Spectacle Company)” “fair use (TM EFF)” …but they forgot the attribution.
So it just mean that “that joke” has to go up a notch:
“I shall trademark the English language and sue you all.”
Considering the version with single common used words just met reality I propose we start speaking Latin again. At least it’s already public domain.
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Red Herring™. Trademark law knows no “public domain” or time limits like copyright law. “Thank you, $someone” is not exactly a recent phrase. Arguably, it’s become obsolete enough to make for a recognizable trademark. Latin would be worse in that respect.
Widely?
“Citigroup’s THANKYOU Marks are widely recognized by the general consuming public …”
I’d never heard of it before. When I think “Thank You”, I’m more inclined to think of “Hallmark” and go buy a card than I am of “Citi”.
Re: Widely?
I’d never heard of it before. When I think “Thank You”, I’m more inclined to think of “Hallmark” and go buy a card than I am of “Citi”.
More than just that, and this goes way back to the etymology and linguistics pronunciations of certain special letter combinations, thusly when a ‘c’ immediately precedes an ‘i’, the proper pronunciation is a ‘sh’ not a ‘s’ or ‘ch’ as some scholars might have supposed. This is a Middle English ethos analysis and its very surprising someone hasn’t previously pointed this out.
Re: Widely?
That stuck out to me as well. I’d certainly never seen Ctigroup’s mark. But then, I’m not a Citigroup customer, so they wouldn’t be thanking me.
The other thing I find amusing is that Citigroup’s mark is “THANKYOU”, not “thank you”. That’s certainly because you can’t trademark a plain common phrase like “thank you”, but “THANKYOU” is not commonly used at all.
And yet, Citigroup isn’t suing because someone used their mark “THANKYOU”, they’re suing because someone is using an untrademarkable common phrase.
That’s really scummy, but then we’re talking about Citigroup — a company that is famous for being as scummy as they can get away with.
Evil Genius plan no. 293484
I am gonna trademark the word fuck and sue everyone on the internet who uses it, It’s brilliant! I will make bazillions of dollars!
Who knew
Wait, I thought AT&T thanked its loyal customers by kicking them in the gonads and charging them a new fee for the service.
Re: Who knew
Which is infringing the trademark of CITIbank and its established meaning.
Re: Who knew
.. thanked its loyal customers by kicking them in the gonads and charging them a new fee..
That is exactly what these corporations mean when they “Thank You”, and that’s what the beef is all about. Didn’t you get the memo? Like 50 years ago?
Bored lawyers
Are these lawyers so bored and have nothing more constructive to do than file a trademark for “THANKYOU” and then sue another company over it? I can sort-of understand doing busywork to pad the billable hours, but this is getting ridiculous.
Void Citibank
The morons who granted this trademark should have to face the public on the Tonight Show. Thank You
Let's not forget, though
It is AT&T getting sued!
Re: Let's not forget, though
Just because it’s AT&T (a company I shed no tears for) getting sued doesn’t mean that the lawsuit isn’t ludicrous and wrong.
Re: Re: Let's not forget, though
I should think that either “Thank you AT&T” and “Thank you CITIbank” should likely be subject to deregistration since nobody would ever have cause to say either.