L.A. Politician Proposes Bold Plan To Wreck Homes, Destroy Lives And Abuse License Plate Reader Technology

from the conversely,-the-government-is-able-to-fuck-you-free-of-charge dept

Nick Selby says an LA councilwoman has just proposed “the worst use of license plate data in history.” He’s not lying.

Automatic license plate readers gather tons of plate/location data, which can then be used for law enforcement purposes (when not being sold to, or by, private entities to insurance companies, repossession firms, etc.). The plate/location data may help recover stolen vehicles or track mobile criminals, but they also create massive databases of people’s movements. This can create a chilling effect on motorists, as someone said to Selby at a surveillance-focused conference.

“The issue is the potentially chilling effect that this technology has on freedom of association and freedom of transportation.”

Cue chilling effect.

That’s literally the phrase that leapt into my mind when I read the monumentally over-reaching idea posed by Nury Martinez, a 6th district Los Angeles city councilwoman, to access a database of license plates captured in certain places around the city, translate these license plates to obtain the name and address of each owner, and send to that owner a letter explaining that the vehicle was seen in, “an area known for prostitution.”

This should create some additional household friction in the Los Angeles area. There’s nothing like a letter from the city informing a vehicle owner that their car was spotted in an area known for prostitution, with the underlying assumption that the only reason a vehicle would be in these areas is because the driver was looking to exchange money for sexual favors.

Martinez says the non-guilty have nothing to worry about, because she’s an idiot.

Councilwoman Martinez feels that prostitution is not a “victimless” crime, and that by discouraging johns, the incidence of the crime can be reduced. Martinez told CBS Los Angeles, “If you aren’t soliciting, you have no reason to worry about finding one of these letters in your mailbox. But if you are, these letters will discourage you from returning. Soliciting for sex in our neighborhoods is not OK.”

There are plenty of legitimate reasons for someone to be in an area law enforcement has determined is “known for solicitation.” Many drivers live or work in areas “known for prostitution.” Many other drivers may have to drive through areas “known for prostitution” to shop, go to work, or just get to the nearest freeway entrance ramp. So, there are plenty of reasons to “worry” about being falsely labelled as a john by the city. And it won’t be the city that has to deal with the fallout. It will be the families that are destroyed by Martinez’s horrifically misguided proposal.

Even if innocent drivers toss the letters before they do any damage to their personal relationships, each letter generated from this abuse of technology meant to aid police in locating stolen vehicles and/or dangerous criminals will create a public record that can be requested and published by nearly anyone. So, even if a person throws the letter in the garbage after receiving it, someone else could make this information public — threatening personal relationships, damaging reputations and possibly costing people their jobs. And all because their vehicle happened to be in an arbitrarily “wrong place” at the wrong time.

Selby reports the city council is currently working with the district attorney to see how — or if — this can be implemented. Hopefully, someone more aware of the legal ramifications of this proposal will shut it down before it does any damage.

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Anonymous Coward says:

Nury Martinez has been seen in areas known for bribery, corruption, fraud, and embezzlement. Perhaps someone should be sending her a letter implying that the only reason she’s there is for criminal activity.

After all if she’s not guilty of taking bribes from, oh let’s say, various license plate reader companies to get their readers into wider use, then a letter all but accusing her of doing so shouldn’t cause her any problems, or bug her in the least, right?

Roger Strong (profile) says:

By the same logic, licence plate readers could also installed near politicians’ offices to accuse anyone nearby of participating in corruption and bribery.

You’d still send the owner a letter explaining that the vehicle was seen in “an area known for prostitution.” Except that you’re accusing the owner of being a “top lobbyist.”

Glenn says:

The basic question though: why does anyone think they have the “God-given right” to tell anyone what they’re allowed to do with their own bodies (and their own lives)?

It’s the law that makes the *prostitute* the victim. Now, given how thoroughly every politician (such as a councilwoman) prostitutes him- or herself every day… well, I guess that makes all of us their victims. Yeah, that’s all bassackwards.

Anonymous Coward says:

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They are selling their power and influence. They sold whatever vestiges of a soul that may have somehow escaped their long before they took office. She after all believes that her intentions are good and the inevitable corruption and loss of privacy and rights that follow, was unforeseeable. Now if you told her that you had every movement she has made in her public or private life for the past two years and you are going to publish it for all to see, suddenly you would be the one who has gone too far. We never seem to fully think through changes to our laws especially knee jerk reaction changes like this one. There are good reason for this type of setup, but there are many more reasons against it.

Mason Wheeler (profile) says:

Re: Re:

It’s the law that makes the *prostitute* the victim.

Yup, it’s the law. It has nothing to do with kidnapping, human trafficking, blackmail, paying down “debts” related to illegal immigration, or needing a way–any way–to support a drug habit; all of those women are just ordinary citizens trying to make an honest living degrading themselves of their own free will and choice. And they would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for those pesky legislators and their laws!

ltlw0lf (profile) says:

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Yup, it’s the law. It has nothing to do with kidnapping, human trafficking, blackmail, paying down “debts” related to illegal immigration, or needing a way–any way–to support a drug habit

Ahem…most of us who work for a living in a legitimate job or industry (though I’d certainly argue that prostitution should be considered a legitimate industry if done correctly,) could be doing the same. Ask anyone standing near a Home Depot looking for a job, or ask the many people working under the table in construction, agriculture, and domestic services industries where their money is going, and I suspect you’ll find they are doing the same.

Hell, I am using my paycheck to pay off my debts too. What’s to say that one or more of these debts may be illegal too (though they certainly weren’t when I took them on,) just because some politician somewhere felt that they should get more of the pie in order to make the system more fair for others?

I get it, let’s make working illegal, and send everyone to jail because someone somewhere may be using their paycheck to do something illegal.

Mason Wheeler (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re: Re:

The point I was making, which everyone seems to have missed or ignored, is that in the vast majority of cases the prostitute is the victim of vicious, predatory people and is “working” against her will, and that this has nothing to do with the state of the law regarding prostitution. (ie. it’s not the law victimizing them.)

Wendy Cockcroft says:

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Please don’t tell me you are of the persuasion that believes in prostitution as a job like any other. It’s not. Imagine filling out a Risk Assessment and Method Statement form like we do in my job (facilities management). That alone should make you think again. What would a Hot Works permit cover?

Every time I’ve tried to have that conversation with someone who is active in the sex trade I get a tirade of abuse, not a straight answer. I don’t all defensive about my occupation when asked what’s involved and what the risks are. A job like any other? I think not.

If you have to ignore uncomfortable realities to promote your point of view, you’re not going to win me over. This principle applies to the other things I tend to get into arguments about.

While I emphatically don’t approve of prostitution as a career choice I’ve been persuaded by the facts that the most pragmatic solution to a demand-driven problem is to tax and regulate it. Let’s face it, prohibition isn’t working and we can’t just ignore it. Better to manage it and keep it under control.

Anonymous Coward says:

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Prostitution is the world’s oldest profession and it isn’t going away no matter what laws the government passes. However, we can minimize exploitation associated with it through legalizing, regulating, and taxing it as several European nations do. For instance, we can confine it to highly regulated and regularly inspected brothels.

G Thompson (profile) says:

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Actually it does work to the point that the black market cannot compete AT ALL and its easier and safer for the consumers and workers. They are not totally driven away but they are de minimus compared to the whole.

Your tropes do not stand up to actual reality, and nearly every single one of them has been destroyed by factual data from real life examples that are currently operating in a HUGE amount of countries world wide.

Wendy Cockcroft says:

Re: Re: Re:2 Re:

Well prohibition doesn’t work, Mason. A proper civilised market drives out black markets, which only exist for restricted or forbidden items. So if “regular” prostitution is no longer forbidden or restricted the black market for “regular” prostitution will no longer exist.

More “exotic” items would, however, remain available on the black market since where there is demand, supply will rise to meet it. So yeah, the black market would reduce to “only” include kids and people willing to work without using condoms, etc., because we couldn’t reasonably make that legal.

I see no value in continuing the status quo, and if you don’t either, what’s your solution?

Anonymous Coward says:

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I’m not for prostitution, but you do realize you just listed a bunch of activities that are already illegal and have much stiffer penalties than being involved in prostitution don’t you?

Instead of muddying the issue, just state that prostitution is a social offense, and its overt existence is an offense to some people because it reveals a face of humanity that many would rather not address. And on the other side, the victims are everyone who enables it, not just those who sell their bodies.

Personally, I’d be much happier with a law that made it illegal to profit off of someone else’s consentual sex. But that would be even harder to police than what we’ve got right now.

Maybe the route to go for those who want to be prostitutes is to re-name themselves lobbyists and accept lobbying instead of cash. Sexual favors are then just standard adult consensual behavior again.

Of course, this doesn’t do anything about the drug addiction angle, which isn’t really about prostitution at all — they could be abused for anything else, such as being a money mule, building bridges, cheating on the stock exchange, selling body parts/eggs, or any of the other things that men generally end up debasing themselves at to get the cash to pay off their drug habit.

tqk (profile) says:

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… all of those women are just ordinary citizens trying to make an honest living degrading themselves of their own free will and choice.

That sounds like a few jobs I’ve done in the past, some of which I found after a while were far more degrading, working for far less reputable people, and getting paid far less than prostitutes do. I found myself envying them at times.

helloMello says:

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seriously Mason? Human trafficking has nothing to do with it?US Dep of Health & Human services did a study in 2008. A sample of 120 prostituted women were interviewed by them to determine if they were human trafficking victims. 118 of them wee determined to be human trafficking victims. — so educate yourself. MOST of them are not out there of their own free will, or at least 90% of them are not

G Thompson (profile) says:

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I can guarantee you that if a survey was done of ALL of New Zealand sex workers, and Australian sex workers in NSW & VIC 99.9999% (and there is over 5000) of them would NOT be human trafficking victims..

It seems the USA criminalising the industry is the problem.

But hey what do I know, I only consult and volunteer pro-bono to a fair amount of sex workers and their industry organisations.

That One Guy (profile) says:

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Balderdash, what next, claiming that the illegal nature of various drugs opens up massive opportunities for the criminal element to move in, and as a result take blatant advantage of the complete lack of laws and regulations to screw people over left and right, opportunities that would not exist were the drugs in question legal and regulated?

Anonymous Coward says:

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…so educate yourself. MOST of them are not out there of their own free will, or at least 90% of them are not.

I was listening to a “public service program” on the radio the other morning about human trafficking of teenage girls. One example they gave to “educate the public” was that of teenage girls who have sex with their boyfriends as a result of peer pressure from other teenage girls.

I guess if you define it broadly enough, almost any sex act can be a form of “human trafficking”. Educate yourself, indeed.

tqk (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re:2 Re:

One example they gave to “educate the public” was that of teenage girls who have sex with their boyfriends as a result of peer pressure from other teenage girls.

Gee, just like the same pressure teenage boys are under from their peers to “get laid.” Just sayin’.

How about we give them both a little education, explain what their hormones are doing to them at that age and what they can do about that, supply them with contraceptives, then butt out?

hij (profile) says:

Great Way To Motivate Mass Transit and Bicycling

Sure, some of you are going to complain that it is not the government’s purpose to play school marm and tell everybody where everybody has been. You negative nellies need to look on the positive side. This will create an immense incentive for people to use mass transit or to use bicycles for commuting. (And also to leave cell phones at home or have them tracked as well. And also learn how to wear hoodies around public cameras.) If this can lead to cities with better bike lanes and better bus systems then this is a win for everybody!

Also, I just like to know where everybody has been because I am a humongous busybody. But, that is another story….

JoeCool (profile) says:

Re: Great Way To Motivate Mass Transit and Bicycling

Nah, her next agenda is to get records of everyone riding mass transit through these areas and send them letters saying they were seen in a bus/taxi/whatever in areas known for prostitution. After all, only criminals trying to avoid the plate readers would be using mass transit/taxis in these areas.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Great Way To Motivate Mass Transit and Bicycling

This will create an immense incentive for people to use mass transit or to use bicycles for commuting.

I don’t think you’ve been paying attention to trends in mass transit. Many large systems have been trying to discourage cash and tickets for years—some like NYC don’t take cash at all, others charge a large (maybe 50%) premium. They want people to use transit cards, particularly the non-anonymous ones with the “convenience” of being linked to a credit card to withdraw money. Sometimes you can buy these cards with cash but often only at a few locations with inconvenient hours—and of course, if you use it long enough they’ll have enough data to build a personally-identifiable profile of you. And sometimes you don’t need to use the card at the end of your journey, but you do need it for transfers, and it’s often RFID so who knows who’s reading it (NYC was caught reading EZ Passes for tracking purposes).

Anonymous Coward says:

Excellent idea

For too long, people have shrugged off ALPRs because the average person cannot understand the damage caused by improper use of this technology. I am glad to see Councilwoman Nury Martinez advancing the cause of privacy by giving people an object lesson in how badly the surveillance state can screw up, and doing it on a scale that cannot be waved off as a one-off mistake.

Bill Silverstein (user link) says:

It is about time for a lawsuit

I would think it would be a good time for one of the following lawsuits: 1. Against the use of the ALPRs in general as a privacy violation; 2. Having someone get a ticket for using something that interferes with the ALPR so that there would be standing.

The supreme court ruled that using a GPS mounted on a car is invasion of privacy and the violation of the 4th amendment, this is not a far leap.

Anonymous Coward says:

Where do the laws on GPS tracking stand right now? Could LA require that all drivers mount GPS tracking units on their cars, and then send them threatening letters saying “We know where you’ve been. You’d better watch it.”?

The reason I ask is that ALPR units will naturally get smaller and cheaper, and more and more of them can be set up by city governments. Link ’em to a central database, and throw in private ALPR data to boot. The result is pretty obvious: as the density of ALPRs approaches infinity (or distance between ALPR units goes to zero), the resolution of the path followed by any individual car becomes indistinguishable from that generated by a hi-rez GPS transmitter.

Shouldn’t ALPR data be at least as restricted as cell tower data? Not that the restrictions on cellular records are all that good in the first place…

Anonymous Coward says:

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The danger of bad and reckless drivers is the only legitimate reason for it being a privilege really. It also confuses the right to travel unfortunately. Without said classification I suspect that the blatantly unconstitutional and absurd on its face no fly list would be harder to defend.

Self driving cars would be a tenable rights situation.

Mason Wheeler (profile) says:

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Travel is a right and not a privilege. The act of operating heavy machinery at speeds at which even minor contact with anything can result in severe injury, death, and/or massive amounts of property damage, on the other hand, is very much a privilege that needs to be tightly regulated for legitimate public safety reasons.

sigalrm (profile) says:

Re: Re:

Where do the laws on GPS tracking stand right now? Could LA require that all drivers mount GPS tracking units on their cars, and then send them threatening letters saying “We know where you’ve been. You’d better watch it.”?

No need to tag vehicles with GPS. It’s expensive and obvious. Mobile phones are much easier, given that they’re nearly ubiquitous and generally speaking are carried voluntarily. You also get far better granularity at the mobile-device level than you do the vehicle level.

Anonymous Coward says:

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LA has used blimps high over the city that included high res cameras. If they pared this with cell phone tracking, they basically can go back and trace the historical location of anyone traveling in a car, with a phone. I’m sure they made sure they were not violating any civil rights by making and retaining this kind of information though… After all, they can just lie about how they determined where people where at what time in court and just claim a CI purchased from them, or an informant gave their position. It is called parallel construction, but it really is just the government using any and every means necessary to put away the “bad” people. Please ignore the means as they tout the statistics of their ends.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re: Re:

What I was really thinking of (including the warrant weirdness in my reply to JF below) was the idea of a requirement that all citizens allow themselves to be tracked, and how high enough resolution/granularity of ALPRs converges with other tracking methods.

The government can’t (yet) require us to carry phones, and I wasn’t going for a dystopian future scenario where it does. I was just projecting the use of an existing tech (cameras) to track an existing, legally required ID (plate number), and how it could approximate more obviously questionable methods of mass surveillance.

Anonymous Coward says:

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Yeah, I was thinking more about Katzin. That’s just the third circuit, but I’ll use it and reword my question: if a warrant is required for GPS tracking in a particular jurisdiction, how could they square that with an equivalent technology that doesn’t need a warrant?

I’m assuming that our courts would naturally decide to err on the side of ‘fewer rights’ rather than more, but it was kind of interesting to ponder. (Weird little things, like the idea that a warrant could be necessary to track one car, but not to track every car.)

tqk (profile) says:

Re: Re: Re: Re:

Weird little things, like the idea that a warrant could be necessary to track one car, but not to track every car.

Remember, a warrant is only necessary if you want to use that evidence in court. However, if you just use it to fish for offenders, then follow up with an investigation which finds other evidence on said offender, you need never mention the original warrantless search. It’s sort of like parallel reconstruction, but even cleaner looking.

Anonymous Coward says:

Today's plan

1. Stroll through LA City Hall parking lots, take photos of all license plates.

2. Use computer and decent-quality printer to produce replicas of them.

3. Drive to outskirts of KNOWN PROSTITUTION AREA (TM).

4. Tape a replica over real plate.

5. Drive through KNOWN PROSTITUTION AREA (TM).

6. Stop at outskirts, remove replica, and discard in nearest recycling bin.

7. Tomorrow, return to step 3.

David says:

What the honkers?

I cannot even imagine the purported purpose of such an action. What is the purported benefit?

Helping unsuspecting citizens avoid driving through areas where they are in danger of having to gouge out their eyes and cast them away rather than be led into temptation by them?

Or what? Is this supposed to be the equivalent of a polite “Dear Sir! I could not help noticing two days ago on Elm Street that your fly was open. In case you are still up and wearing the same trousers, I would strongly suggest that you either go to sleep right away or, in case that you are undead, rezip your fly before bats fly out.”?

As a warning, this cannot reasonably arrive timely. The only workable purpose is as a harrassment. And if anybody wanted to get harrassed, he could solicit for it more directly.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: What the honkers?

It’s not so much that this particular action has some specific benefit, but that the lack of this action creates no benefits at all.

The primary purpose of the vast majority of laws has nothing to do with getting people to follow them, and everything to do with making sure people don’t (and occasionally can’t) follow them. A nation of law-abiding people provides no benefit to the bureaucrats, judges, lawyers, politicians and police officers whose primary duties consist of creating and enforcing laws. On the other hand, create a system where laws cannot be followed, enforced or clearly interpreted, and every one of these people can then cash in on guilt (whether actual or imagined).

Thus, this policy, which serves to create imagined guilt where none existed before to the clear benefit of the listed parties.

Anonymous Coward says:

I wonder what a thief could use such information for? It would definitely not tell anything about a persons whereabouts. Sure, facebook is good too, but that is mostly for opportunistic and desperate thiefs not going for the big payday. Having access to the numberplate of high profile target and the database would be quite a boon for much more organized criminals. The specific proposal could also be a valuable market research tool for pimps.

Seems to me the value of the proposal is very limited for fighting crime, but pretty nice for organized crime if they gain access. Sounds like a good way to help criminals to me.

Anonymous Coward says:

I work for an IT consulting company. My most direct route to some of our more affluent clients in downtown Vancouver BC takes me directly through some of the poorest, most notorious neighborhoods, known for drug trafficking, prostitution, homelessness, and mental illness.

I can easily imagine the same (or similar) being true in other cities, including the good councilwoman’s. Heaven forbid anybody actually have to drive through these places for legitimate reasons!

sigalrm (profile) says:

Re: Re:

Once upon a time I worked for an ISP in a large US City.

Our main facility was in the middle of the downtown area red zone, and you couldn’t get food delivered after dark. Prostitution, drug houses, doc shops, and all kinds of illicit businesses literally surrounded our building. It was not uncommon for our night-shift operators to be pulled over on the suspicion that they were looking to buy any number of illegal items.

I’d have gotten a minimum of 2 letters a day in the mail under this program. More if I needed to travel to any of our secondary/overflow facilities during a given shift.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: Re:

I work for an IT consulting company. My most direct route to some of our more affluent clients in downtown Vancouver BC takes me directly through some of the poorest, most notorious neighborhoods, known for drug trafficking, prostitution, homelessness, and mental illness.

Yeah, sure. We know why you really go there.

Anonymous Coward says:

“an area known for prostitution.”

I don’t know about LA but in my travels I’ve found no such thing as “an area known for prostitution.” None of them loiter in any place; they’re always wandering all over, and they don’t dress provocatively so you can’t tell one from a legit lady walking around.

Now if she’s talking about strip clubs and massage parlors: every one that I’ve seen (and yes I’ve patronized a few) have surveillance cameras outside looking out. Thus nobody can approach one without being on camera.

sigalrm (profile) says:

Re: “an area known for prostitution.”

I don’t know about LA but in my travels I’ve found no such thing as “an area known for prostitution.” None of them loiter in any place; they’re always wandering all over, and they don’t dress provocatively so you can’t tell one from a legit lady walking around.

dunno how much you travel, but there are informally identified “no-go” areas in every major city I’ve ever been in. They’re easy to spot (and hence avoid) if you know what to look for, and the locals always know where they are, but you won’t find them on maps.

Anonymous Coward says:

some years ago back when i thought i was a free man i came out from breakfast to my car. a lady walking down the sidewalk in my direction said, ‘sir, sir.’

she said her car wouldn’t start and she had quite a walk back to her home. would i mind dropping her off there? i was in no hurry and said i wouldn’t mind at all.

on the drive she explained she was short of cash and worried about paying for fixing her car. could she do anything for me in return for a little cash?

no.

we drove on a way in silence until we were to where she wanted out. she then explained she really needed $8 and wanted to talk about it. i fished out 8 bucks just to get her out of the car.

now, how would my free man’s record look today if these assholes running this stuff we’re out of their diapers back then. i shudder to think of living in this man-made hell-hole these creeps are harking up.

Personanongrata says:

Know-Nothing Nitwitt in Wonderland

L.A. Politician Proposes Bold Plan To Wreck Homes, Destroy Lives And Abuse License Plate Reader Technology

After the LA city council enacts council woman Nury Martinez’s boondoggle of a delusion into law the council should move on to other pressing city business such as voting to set aside funding for the purchase of another of Nury’s delusions a pretty pink pony.

Every council woman needs a pretty pink pony like every commuter needs a Dear John letter in the mail.

tqk (profile) says:

Stupid is as stupid does.

It will be the families that are destroyed by Martinez’s horrifically misguided proposal.

No, I don’t think so, for all the reasons you stated. Nobody is going to take this sort of “tattle taling” seriously. It’s just a very silly and misguided “idea” which should be laughed at by everyone. The fact that council is seriously studying this proposition (pun intended) does not speak well of them.

Perhaps a better idea would be placing a CCTV camera across the street from some of the better hotels in town, thereby allowing them to tattle tale on the high class call girls’/guys’ clientèle, such as her fellow council members? That sort of hearsay dirt could be used constructively, such as when it shows up on TV during election campaigns.

If I were a journalist, I’d be looking for things like this from politicians as red flags. Anyone proposing such things would get 24 hour surveillance. “Lets find out what she’s been up to, shall we?”

Anonymous Coward says:

because she’s an idiot

No she isn’t. The chilling effect is clearly the intended outcome. She even claims as much.

When people in power (business or government) propose something wild and problematic like this, a common reaction is to claim that this must be due to that person’s ignorance or stupidity. The wilder the proposal, the more it makes the person look “stupid’.

In normal social interaction, Hanlon’s razor is a useful heuristic. When all else is equal, blaming stupidity is useful because stupidity is common.

That changes when power is involved, because all else is not equal. These people have an agenda. Ignore that agenda at your own peril.

Anonymous Coward says:

Whore-Busters

This reminds me of a “spectator sport” that we used to participate in with high school friends many years ago.

When one of my friends was finally old enough to get a drivers license, we’d all pile in his car and head downtown for some cheap sightseeing. All the shops closed by 6PM, and after that the hookers came out on some side roads off Mainstreet, on the outer edge of the ghetto. His father’s car was a Chevrolet Caprice, a model which at the time was commonly used by police. Apparently the sight of 2, 3, or 4 guys (never mind that the oldest was only 16) sitting in a police-type car stopped on the side of the road somehow didn’t fit in with the normal nighttime ambience of downtown, a place where male visitors always entered alone (but seldom left that way). Because after we arrived and parked in a good vantage point, cars would no longer stop for the ladies (or if any did stop, they tended to quickly leave empty-handed) and the hookers would usually end up walking away after a short time of our arrival.

It was a cheap form of entertainment for a bunch of guys who were not even old enough to work at McDonald’s. But the party didn’t last long. Later that year police suddenly started patroling those streets in force, and the hookers disappeared for good.

Of all the things that ever happened to us, such as getting stopped by police for no reason, car searched, etc, getting a letter in the mail would have been far, far worse, as none of our parents had any idea of the things we got up to in those mischievous high school days. And my friend with the car would have had a devil of a time trying to explain to his ultra-strict parents — who were old-school Southern racists– what the hell he was doing stopping in the ‘dark’ side of town anyway.

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