Convicted Fraudster Follows Bogus DMCA Takedowns With Bogus DMCA Takedown Targeting Techdirt Post About His Bogus Takedowns
from the I-DON'T-MIND-PERJURING-MYSELF-MULTIPLE-TIMES dept
It appears convicted mortgage fraudster Sean Gjerde is going to follow glass-tongued poet Shaun Shane (and his print-on-demand “publishing company,” On Press Inc.) into the annals of DMCA abuse.
On July 31st, Techdirt published a list of abusive/ignorant DMCA requests. Included was one from Sean Gjerde, who is apparently acting as his own reputation management firm. His attempts to rid the internet of mentions of his fraud conviction involve him cutting-and-pasting articles about it (including an FBI press release) into a “novel” he’s “writing” about the the incident, and then claiming the articles he copied/pasted are part of his “original” work — somehow retroactively making all of these pre-existing articles now infringing.
Gjerde apparently still has plenty of stupid left in him
Copyright claim #1
KIND OF WORK: book
DESCRIPTION: Excerpt from my book Grace Under Pressure which I have already paid to register with the Trademark Office 1-2601933851. I put it up on my website, with the notice clear it is copyrighted and is a work of fiction for a book I plan on releasing.
ORIGINAL URLS:
https://fassure.com/mybookALLEGEDLY INFRINGING URLS:
https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20150728/12010131782/all-ways-dmca-takedown-process-can-be-responsibly-used-these-are-none-them.shtml
Let’s break this all down.
- The registration number is bogus. Copyright registration numbers look like this: SRu001135625
- Gjerde has nothing registered (or pending registration) at the US Copyright Office, either under his name or “Grace Under Pressure.”
- Perhaps this is because Gjerde insisted on registering his copyright with the US Patent & Trademark Office.
- The US Patent & Trademark Office has nothing for Sean Gjerde or “Grace Under Pressure.”
It appears Gjerde was moved to write a small post at a site linked to his business venture, Federal Assurance Services, warning probably no one at all that people like me (well, exactly me) are infringing on his nonexistent rights.
I recently was the victim of a copyright infringer. As many of you already know I am currently writing a book entitled Grace Under Pressure. In my book in which excerpts have been copyrighted (1-2601933851) I was actually copied by a malcontent who proceeded to post my book and its excerpts on his blog and went on a big rant against me. This malcontent who I do not know nor care to know violated my copyright. Luckily for me I know my rights and do intend to enforce them. But I hope everyone who reads my blog understands the danger out there on the web and protects themselves accordingly.
This quote will be added to my bio.
TIM CUSHING
Techdirt contributor 2010-presentHere’s what other writers are saying about Tim Cushing!
“Malcontent.” – Sean Gjerde, Grace Under Pressure (unpublished manuscript)
“Seriously deranged… an immature idiot….” – Shaun Shane/On Press Inc.
“Tim writes like a whining little bitch…” – Tom Forrest, friend of “Internet Lawyer” Charles Carreon
“Nasty little Kremlin troll…” – John Schindler, 20 Committee
Now, the link to Gjerde’s business site throws up warnings about security certificates, so proceed at your own risk.

If this were Gjerde’s personal blog, it would be a problem but not a dealbreaker. But considering it ostensibly leads to his business website, it’s a big issue. Especially when his business claims to do all of this:
With over 15 years of real-life experience and over 1,000 clients, we are a leading and respected service company. We are the fiercest advocates for our clients. We can protect your hard-earned assets better than anyone else. Every year we set up hundreds of structures to protect residences, rental real estate, investments and retirement plans. Our clients include officers and directors of Fortune 500 companies; celebrities; Internet entrepreneurs; high-profile real estate developers, builders and investors; physicians; wealthy foreigners; small business owners; attorneys, accountants and financial advisors; and many other individuals facing financial adversity or seeking privacy for their holdings. You will find us to be not only knowledgeable and confident, but also friendly and personable. We take a no-nonsense approach to our work. With our guidance you will find this subject easy to understand and implement. We are not a law firm, but we are experts with degrees in taxation, international business planning and law.
So, the company claims to value security and privacy and yet runs an unsecured site that claims to be secured.
The business has basically no web presence beyond its own site, which is strange for an entity claiming “15 years of real-life experience.” The company’s website and Facebook page will show up first in search results, but there’s nothing else out there that gives its existence any weight, like business registration records, articles/press releases about the company or anything else that might indicate human beings outside of its confines have ever heard of it. Its “office” is apparently a “Mail & More” in an Elk Grove, CA strip mall.

Gjerde’s “reputation repair” master plan that isn’t worthy of either half of that portmanteau. Why deal with the repercussions of your actions when you can simply paste news stories and press releases about your conviction into a mess of words on your personal website and then claim to “own” them by virtue of their inclusion into a novel that’s likely to never be published?
To Sean Gjerde, this plan of action makes sense. To the rest of us, it looks like the desperate flailings of someone who doesn’t understand the internet or any of the intellectual property he insists on invoking and discussing.
If the pattern holds, another bogus DMCA takedown request will be forthcoming.
Filed Under: censorship, dmca, sean gjerde, takedown
Companies: federal assurance services
Comments on “Convicted Fraudster Follows Bogus DMCA Takedowns With Bogus DMCA Takedown Targeting Techdirt Post About His Bogus Takedowns”
So the conclusion we reach after reading this article is that Tim is awesome and trolls the trolls. And the guy (Sean) is as stupid as somebody can be without being in Darwin Awards.
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This comment is defamatory. We’ll see in court, young man.
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If joke: Thumbs up!
If serious: I’d love to see that happen 😉
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If serious: I’d love to see that happen 😉
Me too, especially if they can actually send lawyers to your country to sue you under your courts’ rules. That would be so ninja. But they won’t.
(I suspect it is a joke…)
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In the state of California, I think you can still represent yourself in court, if you are disbarred.
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I meant to post that link here. Oops.
http://members.calbar.ca.gov/fal/Member/Detail/217467
Bio? I vote Tombstone
The quotes from other writers (i.e., notorious censorious asshats) about Cushing are too precious for just a bio. Total validation of mission success in 55 words. The entire blurb deserves a place on his tombstone.
Made my morning anyway.
> Every year we set up hundreds of structures to protect residences, rental real estate, investments and retirement plans.
We can set up tarps to protect your house or condo from sun AND rain. Usually our clients only need these once a year, but we can schedule more frequent installations on request.
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This sounds like someone who fumigates for a living.
“Tim writes like a whining little bitch…” – Tom Forrest
Ahh yes, I remember that fine piece of work, a true masterpiece.
DESCRIPTION: Excerpt from my book Grace Under Pressure which I have already paid to register with the Trademark Office 1-2601933851. I put it up on my website, with the notice clear it is copyrighted and is a work of fiction for a book I plan on releasing.
That’s a clear RED flag.
Ummm, am I reading this right, or does the Chilling Effects notice (https://www.chillingeffects.org/notices/11027192#) say the sender sent the notice on August 1st, yet it was received on July 31st?
Can’t be!
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Time zones?
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That’s the first thing I noticed, after reading the actual content.
To be fair
A self-signed certificate does not mean the site is not secure. It only means that you don’t have third-party validation the certificate legitimately belongs to the site.
It appears to be a valid Squarespace certificate, and he’s incorrectly using a private domain name hosted by a squarespace hosted server.
Re: To be fair
but not using 3rd party validation could mae your site vulnerable to takeover, because the ppl visiting dont know if it is just a random self signed cert (mitm)
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Agreed, unless you checked the fingerprint or otherwise pinned the certificate for the site (admittedly, something that the general public likely wouldn’t know to do).
However, the certificate is valid for Squarespace, and properly signed by a trusted CA, and the IP resolves to some of Squarespaces IP space.
So, in this case, your information is encrypted and secure from prying eyes, but just not as automatically validated by your browser.
We need them all Tim
There needs to be an ongoing running list of all of the stellar references for Tim and other on Techdirt.
“Tim writes like a whining little bitch…” – Tom Forrest, I just love that. That’s a classic child-like response supposedly coming from other adults.
You can just smell the defeat in his words.
Now, I know the DMCA takedown notice’s “under penalty of perjury” affirmation is notoriously weak, but isn’t this specific case one that would clear the bar? Fraudulently claiming to own the copyright on material?
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The line of the law reads like this:
(vi) A statement that the information in the notification is accurate, and under penalty of perjury, that the complaining party is authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed.
I suppose he could claim that his “book” makes him the owner of an exclusive right, but I don’t think that argument would hold up. The problem, of course, is getting a prosecutor to prosecute. Maybe they’d be more inclined to do so based on his prior criminal conviction which also involved lying on documents, though.
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Probably, assuming Techdirt can find a DA willing to “waste his time” on pressing criminal charges (perjury is a criminal offense which requires a willing district attorney).
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Shouldn’t be too hard… I hear there’s a guy in Mississippi that would gladly prosecute for the right price.
Counter-claim
After Googling a few paragraphs of his “book excerpts”, it appears to be highly plagiarized. I think there’s several people around the internet that could file DCMA notices with Squarespace (where he appears to be hosted) and get his site shut down.
Is "Federal Assurance Services" code for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?
Notwithstanding the mail drop-box in California, and notwithstanding that the website makes it crystal clear that they’re in the business of selling legal advice in California, the company website claims:
“All documents created” would obviously include their DMCA takedown notices. Under “Engaland” and Wales law. Nice.
Re: Is "Federal Assurance Services" code for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?
Is “Federal Assurance Services” code for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?
Ableism much? Check your privilege!
Bio quote
I think it’s better with a bit more quoting: “Malcontent. … I hope everyone … understands the danger out there … and protects themselves accordingly.”
"from the I-DON'T-MIND-PERJURING-MYSELF-MULTIPLE-TIMES dept"
Has anyone, even once, ever been charged with perjury in relation to a DMCA claim?
Dat G+ page
https://plus.google.com/106810719026697622306/posts
Warning, strangely, it’s NSFW.
Re: Dat G+ page
Uh, same for instagram.
http://instagram.com/prowlerz1976
This guy knows all that stuff is public, right?
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haha..
Who checks into a strip club on Foursquare?!
https://foursquare.com/prowlerz
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And the Tumblr…
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I suppose it’s perfectly fine to post whatever scantily clad women (or men!) one wants on one’s social networks– but I think it’s a bit foolish to then link those same sites at the bottom of one’s business page.
For that reason alone he fails, even without all the history of his prior foolishness.
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The Tumblr likes are interesting too. LOL (NSFW most of em) https://www.tumblr.com/liked/by/prowlerz1977
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He seems to have an unhealthy obsession with Kate Upton. Also it’s pretty creepy seeing pictures of his son interspersed through pictures of naked women.
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Drugs are bad, mkay?
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Notwithstanding the NSFW material: does he have permission to use that Sports Illustrated picture?
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It’s okay because its going into his book so he has future retroactive copyright.
The Instagram picture of the little kid surrounded by all the pinups is a bit disturbing.
Sean Gjerde inmate 19253-097
He posts his inmate number on his “business” web site. Is that intended to instill confidence?
Sean Gjerde inmate 19253-097 CBA 217467
Lawyer, Felon, Victim of the Federal Justice System and the California State Bar.
http://fassure.com/message-from-spg
Re: Sean Gjerde inmate 19253-097
Wow, this guy is running to take over Carreon’s title.
Actually… isn’t *he* infringing on someone’s copyright? After all, those articles **were** written by various people and were original works…
Also, he claims to do business in California – I wonder what Cali’s anti-SLAPP laws might do if he actually tries to bring things to court?
(I don’t expect him to try that, though – he’s whining like a little bitch. And no, that’s clear protected opinion, Mr. Sean Gjerde)
HA! You guys, that wasn’t registration number, that was a phone number. Now who has egg on their face?!
>>>>We can protect your hard-earned assets better than anyone else.
translation: We’re going to steal your credit card details and bank info, withdraw as much cash as we possibly can, as quickly as we can and then stick it in a foreign bank account.
Sean, if you’re reading this, you should ‘trademark’ the color orange since thats basically the color of your sweaty wrinkled face. I’m not saying you’re some sort of paedophile (your website did that for me pretty well), but if there was a show called Pedophile Island, you’d be a shoe-in for series 1 2 and 3.
I think we found out_of_the_blue!
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And antidirt!
Dee Emm See Hey!
I think the simple fact that people like this can utilize the DMCA takedown system, without even the slightest possibility of repercussion, is more than adequate evidence that the system itself is entirely without merit, and lacking even the smallest amount of actual usage oversight or misuse punishment.
In fact, it more and more appears to be something devised specifically by and for people exactly like Monsieur Sean Gjerde and specifically for the purposes he has utilized it for – to cool free speech, facilitate crime and intimidate victims and the general public at large.
The entire DMCA takedown process should be eliminated ASAP, as a tool that perpetuates and supports criminals and criminal activities which harm the public.
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"wealthy foreigners"
I believe that’s how those people like to be described.