Chubby Checker Checks His Lawsuit Against App That Checks Your Chubby
from the penis-jokes dept
Finally, our long, national nightmare is over. If you’ll recall, last year I brought you the story of Earnest Evans, better known as 60’s rock legend Chubby Checker, and his lawsuit against a smartphone app designed to measure the size of a man’s naughty bits, better known as the Chubby Checker. Should you need a refresher, the rocker sued HP and Palm for $500 million under the auspices of trademark, unfair competition, and publicity rights claims. This, by the way, was in reaction to an app that had been downloaded a grand total of 84 times. One would imagine the rebuke from the court would have come quite swiftly.
Not so much, as it turns out. It took until quite recently for the case to be settled, with the unfair competition and publicity rights charges dismissed, but his trademark claims allowed to go forward. HP, likely not wanting to bother with any of this, and certainly not admitting any guilt, paid to have this go away.
The company claimed in a motion to dismiss that it had authorized the app without knowledge of Chubby Checker’s trademarks, and that upon learning of them in the 2012 cease-and-desist letter from Evans’ attorneys, had removed the app within days. A judge sided with Evans that he was “internationally known” as Chubby Checker and that HP’s “detailed” app approval process should have discovered his name. Evans’ trademark infringement claims were allowed.
Honestly, I still don’t get it. What is the chance of confusion here? Earnest is a decades old rocker and this app measures penises. Where’s the customer confusion?
It probably doesn’t matter all that much. While there were no terms of the settlement disclosed, it seems pretty clear reading between the lines that no serious amounts of cash are changing hands here. All that this might have accomplished is to remind everyone that Chubby Checker still walks the Earth, which I guess might be some kind of publicity. Why he’d want to tangentially associate himself and his stage name with penis-measuring applications, on the other hand, is beyond me.
Filed Under: apps, chubby checker, earnest evans, secondary liability, trademark
Companies: hp
Comments on “Chubby Checker Checks His Lawsuit Against App That Checks Your Chubby”
Initial response
I’m sure the app’s makers initial response was the same as mine: “What? He’s still alive?”
It might be an embarrassment if he checks out the app on his equipment.
Heaven help if it won’t measure up.
Maybe he was disappointed by his results.
That is a portfolio-quality headline if ever I saw one.
Guess they should have called it Fats Domino?
“unfair competition”
So size does matter.
Chubby becomes his namesake…
Somebody named themselves after a penis measuring app?
I’m actually old enough to know of Chubby Checker. I didn’t get the joke meaning of his name before, but now that’s what will come to mind first.
The endorsement issue
Honestly, I still don’t get it. What is the chance of confusion here? Earnest is a decades old rocker and this app measures penises. Where’s the customer confusion?
There have been numerous stories about how companies sue each other because of similar names because they don’t want people to think there’s any kind of endorsement, licensing agreement, or business relationship.
In this case, the issue is whether people will think Chubby Checker (the musician) somehow licensed his name to the app.
Re: The endorsement issue
“In this case, the issue is whether people will think Chubby Checker (the musician) somehow licensed his name to the app.”
If that’s the case, then it’s good that they dropped the suit, because that’s clearly a nonissue.
Re: The endorsement issue
This is where the companies/people who sue over “possible” trademark confusion live in a completely different world from the consumers who see these products.
When I see an app called the Chubby Checker, my first thought is that its an app that checks chubbies and is named as a cultural reference but not an implication of endorsement, because Chubby Checker is an old rock icon who probably doesn’t own a smart phone, much less would have an app or endorse one, and definitely wouldn’t endorse an app that was actually meant for checking chubbies.
The only people who would see possible confusion here are lawyers who would only claim its possible to get some billable hours and people who aren’t familiar with the app market and therefore wouldn’t be in danger of being confused because they aren’t a part of the market audience for the app.
Not a rock star
Let’s be clear about something here, Chubby Checker was not a rock star. Ever. He had one song, and that was a cover anyway.
Re: Not a rock star
Please. He was certainly a rock star. Everyone knows who he is, after all. That his biggest hit was a cover doesn’t enter into it — it was still a monster hit (from 1958 to 2013, it was in the top 100 most popular songs of all time). He was also the one who popularized the Limbo among other things.
Interesting Chubby Checker quote, by the way:
Certainly sounds like
This guy is a bit of a dick.
If only there was some app you could use to determine just how big of a dick he rea…. oh, wait….
🙂