Boston Radio Station Shutters Online Contest To Meet Taylor Swift Because Of 4Chan Shenanigans
from the aw,-come-on dept
It’s a sad day, folks. A day in which we all shall weep with reckless abandon and cry tearful wails of hopeless dysphoria. I’m talking, of course, of Creepy Charles, the man the internet attempted to introduce to Taylor Swift so that he might lean softly into her personal space and waft the sweet, heavenly scent of hair follicles that have been dumped more times than the trash bin at an Old Country Buffet. 4Chan and Reddit teamed up to rig an online contest with spam bots so that the 39 year old Charles might vault himself over a mile-high wall of teen girls to claim his rightful place beside the queen of plastic-face.
Sadly, the radio station caught on once Charles “won” the contest and they decided to shut the whole thing down and allow for no winner.
Disappointingly, we have determined that the integrity of the “Taylor Swift’s Biggest Fan” contest has been compromised. In accordance with our contest rules, effective immediately, the contest has been terminated. We apologize to all of our loyal listeners who have participated.
Treachery! Two-faced, underhanded, sneaky and duplicitous Judas-ory! Yes, the rules of the contest state that Kiss 108 could pull the contest if they so chose, but I say let Charles have his day, damn it. They ran an internet contest and the internet is for tomfoolery. Tomfoolery, having ensued, he should be grandfathered in. Charles should get to serve as Swift’s unholy coif, if only for the photographic possibilities.
With that, I call on Taylor Swift to make good for this man where radio has failed him. She must meet with Charles and at least discuss the possibility of giving him the gift of her bangs. We, the internet, will be awaiting your reply, Ms. Swift.