PSA To Parents: Step 1 After Your Child Is Shot Is Not Checking WebMD
from the seriously? dept
There’s been some hand-wringing in the past about online services like Wikipedia and WebMD and how patients and families use them to do self-diagnosis. Much of this seemed to be drummed up media attention, since you have to imagine the vast majority of medical patients are intelligent enough to listen to the advice of their doctors, Chicago Bulls players notwithstanding. Every once in a while, however, you’ll get a story of someone who decided to trust information found online over medical personnel, typically regarding minor medical issues.
Even more rarely, you find a real treasure in the form of someone lacking so much in common sense that you have to wonder how they manage to get out of bed in the morning. For example, I’m not yet a parent, but I’m pretty sure that if my child suffered from lead poisoning caused by someone wielding a freaking pistol, my first reaction would be to take my child to the hospital. Not so if you’re this mother in Texas, apparently, since she decided to hop on the old interwebz to see what WebMD advised for gunshot wounds.
Despite the shooting taking place around 6:30 PM on Tuesday, it wasn’t until 2 AM on Wednesday that the boy’s mother finally brought him to Mainland Medical Center for treatment. She had apparently spent the previous hours looking up “gunshot wound” on WebMD.
And that brings to mind the two obvious questions. First, why isn’t there an entry for “gunshot wound” on WebMD that simply reads, “Go to the damned hospital, you moron!”? And second, exactly how much searching is required on WebMD before you come to that conclusion anyway? One hour? Two? Three? This mother-of-the-year candidate has to account for seven and a half hours! One assumes she spent at least four of those looking for the “any” key on her computer, right?
Fortunately, investigators are now saying they may charge the mother with a felony being-stupid or some such thing. Here’s hoping they get that child out of her house and into a safer environment, like the tiger pit at their nearest zoo.