The International Olympic Committee Has Already Staked A Trademark Claim On The Number '2014'
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Man, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) sure loves its trademarks. Many, many, many, many, many, many, many cases of the IOC's fierce brand protection have been detailed here, including taping over non-sponsor logos and seeking the power to enter homes to remove “unapproved signage.” This has also rubbed off on a few Olympians, triggering trademark office filings to protect made-up words stolen from middling hip hop artists and self-given nicknames.
Via the IPKat we learn that the IOC has already locked down next year in preparation for the Winter Olympics. No, seriously. A trademark on the number “2014,” which non-coincidentally happens to be a (lesser) Olympic year, has been granted by the UK’s Intellectual Property Office.
The IPKat’s attention has been drawn to Community Trade Mark E3307444. The mark in question consists of the number “2014”, which no-one would ever imagine to be the appellation by which next year might just be known. Applied for in 2003 and registered in 2005, this mark is owned by none other than the Comité International Olympique of Château de Vidy, Lausanne.
So, with the kind of efficiency you only find in the most brutal of trademark bullies, the IOC has trademarked a number many people were planning to use starting next January, nine years in advance. And the IOC isn’t leaving anything to chance. It has staked a claim on all 45 of the possible registration classes, including (but good god, certainly not limited to) chemicals, pharmaceuticals, metals/alloys, machines, tools, scientific equipment, surgical instruments, lighting, heating, vehicles, firearms, musical instruments, furniture, ropes, tarps, string, textiles, toys, coffee, fresh fruits and vegetables, beer, other alcoholic beverages, tobacco, insurance, conferences and seminars, design and development of computer programs, restaurant services, asbestos and security.
Anything and everything possibly covered by a registered trademark has been nailed down by the Committee, making it very possible that anyone using the number “2014” in the year 2014 might find themselves dealing with the IOC’s trademark cops. IPKat suggests a workaround:
The IPKat doesn’t feel he can safely use 2014 in the course of trade, so he has decided to call it “2013+1”. Merpel isn’t sure that this will work. The first three digits of 2014 also begin “2013” and, as is well known in decisions of the General Court and the Boards of Appeal of OHIM, consumers are likely to pay more attention to the beginning of a mark than to its end unless there’s a good reason why they won’t …
Does this mean that the IOC now has the power to go after anyone in an industry simply for using “2014?” Probably not, but the IOC certainly hasn’t shown any willingness to curtail its overreach either. So it will probably be a mixture of the standard IOC branding aggressiveness coupled with a few instances of IOC branding WTF-ness, much of which we’ll probably see covered here.
Comments on “The International Olympic Committee Has Already Staked A Trademark Claim On The Number '2014'”
“surgical instruments”
‘The official surgical instrument sponsor of the 2014 Olympics’ just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?
“firearms”
In the UK? Gonna be some issues with that, I think…
“asbestos”
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…wait, what? You have got to be kidding, right? I’d make a witty remark, but 1) my brain is now broken and 2) that is absurd enough to not even need one.
Just wow.
Honestly, this seems so incredibly moronic, that I actually hope that they try to enforce that trademarked number, only to have their trademark completely rendered invalid by a court. I assume that any judge with more than 0 brain cells can figure out that trademarking a NUMBER which coincides with the YEAR is a blatant overreach of the trademark system. Perhaps it can lead to trademark reform…
Re: Just wow.
omg just suck it up, their rich and powerful they can trademark whatever they want if they want to trademark mike’s ass tomorrow you need to just go along with it, learn your place peasant
Re: Re: Out of the blue
Is this the real out_of_the_blue? Seems too obvious a troll for the real out_of_the_blue. I smell a trademark infringement lawsuit coming from Out Of The Blue 2014?
Re: Re: Re: Out of the blue
Actually I am pretty sure that this comment falls in line with most of his other comments. The guy has got some very progressive standpoints. Normally they are just hidden behind his sass and derogatory statements about someone called Mike.
Re: Re: Re: Out of the blue
I’m the /real/ out_of_the_blue. That bastard freetard stole my screen name. Pirate Mike is so busy pushing his pirate agenda that he can’t even put proper security measures in place on the forms.
Re: Re: Re:2 Out of the blue
For reference (or until the aforementioned “security measures” are put in place), note the “(profile)” link after the nick of the /real/ out_of_the_blue and lack there of after the fake one.
Re: Re: Re:3 Out of the blue
For more reference, note that the real out_of_the_blue never had a profile. In fact, that was the profile’s very first comment. For all you know, it could be yet another different person who registered the name. It’s almost like you can sign any name you want to your comments!
Re: Re: When rich people piss off other rich people
Isn’t GM supposed to come out with a new corvette in 2014? I can’t wait for that ad campaign to roll out.
Who has more clout, or more likely more iron workers
I’m not sure how much they will be able to screw people with this trademark, but as usual you can be sure they will use it to screw people as much as they possibly can.
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“I’m not sure how much they will be able to screw people with this trademark”
Answer: Plenty.
Any company without a stable of lawyers will fold when confronted by the guaranteed mountain of paperwork the IOC will drop at their doorstep.
Getyou sweet juicy 2014 olympic asbestos.
Gold award winning 2014 Olympic asbestos
I thought trademarks were supposed to be for a brand or specific picture/representation of something in order to protect the consumer from confusing it with another product. How could anyone possibly a) connect “2014” to the Olympics and b) confuse someone’s use of “2014” as them trying to piggyback off the Olympics?
I should really look into Trademarking as many english words as possible and start licensing them to people to use on an everyday basis. I could hire Prenda Law to represent me and sit back and let the cash flow in!
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i already trademarked mike?
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Yeah, but I already trademarked using the word “their” for situations when used in place of “they’re” and based on your previous post, you need to pay up… peasant 🙂
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I already Trademarked? Trademark?. Pay up suckas.
Re: Re: Re:2 Re:
I own the mark of whitespace in the contexts of text and lack of (con)text.
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Stop using my screen name, freetard. If you persist, I have retained average_joe as my legal counsel and will take appropriate legal action.
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I don’t think flinging monkey poo is going to be terribly effective 🙂
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Me too. In fact I have done it. In the usa, for products, you have to submit a pic of the product with the trademark. Cant trademark a ‘proposed’ product.
I'm confused
I thought that a mark had to be actively used in commerce in order to qualify as a trademark in a particular category. Does this mean there are, in fact, Olympic-branded surgical tools on the market?
Re: I'm confused
You betcha! I can see the ad copy now… “Emasculation of all rights to free expression performed in record time using IOCs patented (and of course trademarked) 2014 Olympics Surgical Tool Kit(tm). Anyone who passes up this opportunity would have to be nuts!!”
Re: I'm confused
Our Anastomosis Clamp will clamp down as hard as we do on trademark infringement!
Re: I'm confused
Well, if there are not any, then they won’t be challenged, so it’s moot.
Re: Re: I'm confused
No, the other way around. If the Olympic Committee doesn’t have any (for example) surgical tools using the mark, then the mark isn’t valid, unless I’m mistaken.
But this is unlikely to ever be ruled on, as it would take a pretty large warchest to be able bring the challenge to court regardless of its validity.
MPAA
The MPAA is going to be pissed when they find themselves infringing on the IOC’s trademark by labeling something with:
“Copyright 2014”
Happy new year
Happy e^7.60787807
Re: Happy new year
Happy 2012+2
Re: Re: Happy new year
MMXIV?
Re: Re: Re: Happy new year
11111100000(tm)
Re: Re: Re:2 Happy new year
it is 11111011110(tm). 2016 is another olympic year though…
Re: Re: Re:3 Happy new year
0x7DE surely? Rolls off the tongue so much easier…
Re: Happy new year
If the IOC had been smart, they would have also trademarked the factorization (2 * 19 * 53) to ensure than any year derived from any of those was also kept in check. Heck, just trademark the number “1”?
I think the publishers of calendars may have a rough time next year…
Welcome to year [CENSORED], the year of [CENSORED] in the Olympics.
Other major events occurring in [CENSORED] include the following.
-[CENSORED] midterm elections in the US
-[CENSORED] report cards for students
-[CENSORED] annual earning reports by every business in the world
-[CENSORED] causing [CENSORED + 1] to be applied for and accepted by the UK’s Intellectual Property Office
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Welcome to year [CENSORED], the year of [CENSORED] in the [CENSORED].
Re: Re:
Despite your liberal use of the word “censored“, your post is a trademark infringement because it uses that accursed word starting with Oly and ending with “pics” separated by an “m”.
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Despite your liberal use of the word “censored”, your post is a trademark infringement because it uses that accursed word starting with [CENSORED] and ending with “pics” separated by an “m”
Once again, the courts have established that people tend to pay more attention to the beginning of a mark, so the use of those three letters is questionable. Please send your check to the IOC immediately.
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Wasn’t the letter ‘m’ withheld because of orgasmic contents or something like that???1/!?
No more Quicken nag screens?
Now Quicken will be unable to try to coerce me into upgrading to Quicken 2014. A year reprieve from having to click “No Thanks” and “Do not remind me again (today)” before I can pay my bills.
Microsoft Office, Visual Studio etc
So – no new version in 2 years – it’s an ill wind….
Let's just trademark "TM"
Yo, dawg. I heard you like trademarks, so I put a trademark in your trademark so that I can brand while you brand.
Time for a brand new calendar?
What would really piss those Olympic people off is if everyone else decided to change to a new calendar system just to spite them.
The simplest thing would be to just switch to hexadecimal but retain the 2014, which would make it 7de.
Or we could convert to binary: 11111011110
Or how about just starting again and make 2014 be the year 0 TYTOCFEO (The Year The Olympic Committee Fucked Everyone Off). I realise it doesn’t have the brevity of BC or AD but it would make us all feel better about ourselves.
Re: Time for a brand new calendar?
Don’t use Roman numerals or the NFL will come after you.
Re: Time for a brand new calendar?
No, I think that you should spite them by gifting them custom calendars and use the aforementioned funny number systems, leaving a note saying that we really respect their decision and are not giving them proper numbers for fear of being sued.
So is MMXIV ok? I knew there was a reason the movie industry continued to use Roman Numerals.
I wonder how the bank will feel when I complete the date on a check as April 15, MMXIV.
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The NFL probably already took that for the superbowl.
Sorry.
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Fine I will use:
0x7DE (2014 in Hex)
3736 (2014 in Octal)
11011110 (2014 in Binary)
I will also trademark all sequences between 1388534400 and 1420070399 (Unix Timestamp)
Then I can go after anyone who stores computer logs (on a unix or linux machine), or the number 2014 in a computer.
Come to think of it I will just TM 0 and 1, that will cast a wider net.
Mount Olympia
Well, I sure hope they had the foresight to copyright “Caucasian” for the coming events.
I am going out and Trademark/Copyright all even years for the next century just to screw with the IOC
2014 Fireworks
Owning the rights to all the 2014 Fireworks is a big hit. Both New Years around Dec 31, 2013 and Jan 1, 2015 will be infringing, and other such event’s just as Cinco de Mayo, Independence Day, et al.
Party like it's 1999
“The first three digits of 2014 also begin “2013”…”
1999+15
Can I fill out my checks that way?
FIFA (World Cup 2010+4)
Haven’t they already got it???
short memories
umm…you cant copyright a number, at least not in the U.S just ask Intel. (remember that whole 586/pentium thing?)
2014 Year of the pedophile
I see the UK government is now completely under the control of corporations. What a fucking shithole, and the Olympics are simply the future of corporate interests taking over and trampling our personal rights. Enjoy mother fuckers
Simple Reply………….
FUCK YOU COPYRIGHT MAXIMALISTS !
I guess MMXIV will see our return to good old trusty Roman numerals.
Stig
Will any European car makers be able to label their vehicles as 2014 models?
THINK OF THE RAMIFICATIONS
…oh wait, I just saw a 2014 BMW 750li drive down the street, so by then the 2015 car of the year should already be topping sales…
Does this mean car companies have even BETTER efficiency than the IOC?
Have you ever driven a Ford or Peugeot?
Oddly prescient Simpsons episode...
I recall seeing a Simpsons episode where Grandpa Simpson is giving and example of how old farts distract younger folks with stories that don’t go anywhere.
In particular the phrase “Now my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say ‘dickety’ cause the Kaiser had stolen our word ‘twenty’. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.”
In 1996 it was absurdist comedy. In 17 years later it’s horrifying reality.
Re: Oddly prescient Simpsons episode...
I didn’t think there was even a Kaiser since 1918…
NO, MY PRECIOUS TRAIN SIMULATOR 2014! /s
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NOOOOOO, MY FARM SIMULATOR TOO!
DANG IT!
Damn. Now I have to figure out a different number to market my new invention: a surgical grade, titanium, liquor firing gun with an attached micro/telescope (for precision in the operating room AND on the battle field).
Sigh.
Clearly, people might get confused between the Beer Boomstick 2014 and an Alpine skiing event.
Understandable, really.
Hogwash
In Dawkins’ name, how on earth did they get a trademark on a f*****g number? This is total madness. So anyone bringing out a product in 2014 cannot use the year it was first produced as part of a name for it? Words fail me.
Watch your language
If you read the case, it’s only trademarked in French and English.
I don’t always write “2014”, but when I do, I do it in Spanish. http://shar.es/YnExL
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