Mom Sues Preschool, Claiming It Didn't Prepare Her 4-Year-Old For The Ivy Leagues
from the this-can't-be-serious dept
In a story that seems to pull together some of the more insane stereotypes about Manhattan parents and their attitudes towards pre-schoolers, Manhattan Mom Nicole Impresscia has apparently sued the York Avenue Preschool, claiming her “very smart” 4-year-old was not properly prepared for the private schools of New York, and this could harm her chances of getting into an Ivy League college down the road. Her lawyer, Mathew Paulose, appears to have an interesting definition of “theft”:
“This is about a theft where a business advertises as one thing and is actually another… They’re nabbing $19,000 and making a run for it.”
Of course, that’s not even close to what’s happening, and it’s hardly “theft.” Perhaps there’s an argument that the school overstated its claims, but that’s not “theft.” Even looking deeper into the complaint, Impresscia’s big concern seems to be that the 4-year-olds had to spend time with 2-year-olds, and had to spend time learning about shapes and colors. Apparently, her daughter is all over that. I’m struggling to see how that hurts a child’s educational ability, but what do I know? I guess I didn’t attend the right pre-school (and my Ivy League degrees must be mistakes).