Federal Agencies May Lose Funding For R&D Projects Because The NSF Didn't Fire An Employee Who Saw Porn

from the there-goes-the-sec dept

Washington DC can be a funny place when it comes to negotiating legislation. Apparently, an effort to renew a program that provides billions in funding for important long term research efforts (you know, the kind of programs the government should be funding) may get held up over some amendments added to the bill… including one that would ban federal money going to any gov’t employees disciplined for viewing porn on their computers. Effectively, the amendment means if you view porn on your computer as a gov’t employee, you are fired. Actually, you don’t even have to view the porn. The language says no federal funding can go:

“to salaries to those officially disciplined for violations regarding the viewing, downloading, or exchanging of pornography…”

Want to get a federal employee fired? Send them an email with a pornographic picture as an attachment. What does this particular amendment have to do with federal funding for research? Apparently, the guy who wrote the amendment says he’s upset about giving money to the NSF, because it merely “disciplined” and suspended rather than fired an employee found with porn on his computer. Of course, give the recent revelations about porn web surfing at the SEC, if this goes through, say goodbye to the SEC.

Because no one wants to be seen as supporting government employees viewing porn, this particular amendment passed easily. We’re coming up on election season, and you can bet no Congressional reps wanted to hand their opponents this line in a commercial: “While in Congress, Rep. X voted in favor of letting federal employees view porn on their computers…” or something along those lines.

Of course, that same amendment also pulls funding for a number of programs and may cause the entire bill to be withdrawn, leaving the status of funding for a lot of research in limbo. Now, I’m all for making sure that the funding is used in a reasonable manner, and if certain programs are ineffective, it’s worth looking to see if they should be removed from the bill. But, to lump in decisions on funding with a program about firing employees who view porn just seems like a crass political ploy during a debate on a particularly important issue. It may be par for the course in Congress, but to those of us who actually care about innovation, it’s stories like this that make us so cynical about the US government.

Filed Under: , , ,

Rate this comment as insightful
Rate this comment as funny
You have rated this comment as insightful
You have rated this comment as funny
Flag this comment as abusive/trolling/spam
You have flagged this comment
The first word has already been claimed
The last word has already been claimed
Insightful Lightbulb icon Funny Laughing icon Abusive/trolling/spam Flag icon Insightful badge Lightbulb icon Funny badge Laughing icon Comments icon

Comments on “Federal Agencies May Lose Funding For R&D Projects Because The NSF Didn't Fire An Employee Who Saw Porn”

Subscribe: RSS Leave a comment
14 Comments
show me (profile) says:

Wording of the amendment

The small bit of the actual wording of the amendment quoted in the article says,

“to salaries to those officially disciplined for violations regarding the viewing, downloading, or exchanging of pornography…”

so all you have to do is if you catch someone viewing pornography, don’t officially discipline them unless it is serious enough to warrant firing. What’s the BFD?

Sneeje (profile) says:

Re: Wording of the amendment

Well, if you are trying to establish a pattern of behavior for an employee that ultimately needs to be fired or disciplined, officially disciplining them is about all you can do. Because some federal employees are unionized (although this problem still applies if they aren’t), there really aren’t any repercussions you can impose unless there is an official record related to it.

Anonymous Coward says:

I don’t care if they lose funding, much of the proceeds of that research ends up getting patented by someone anyways and the public ends up having to pay twice to use it. Let them lose the funding, we can save the tax dollars instead of wasting it on research that we can’t freely use because it will be patented.

Dr. Harl Delos (profile) says:

There's A Legal Definition of Pornography

Pornography is illegal. One doesn’t want to use the term “pornography” when disciplining an employee unless one can prove it. Otherwise, a big lawsuit may result.

What one can do is discipline employees for downloading workplace-inappropriate materials. That indicates a lapse in judgment, not a moral failure – and it doesn’t present any problems in regard to this legislation.

If someone is not downloading dirty pictures, but actually is downloading porn – which is pretty much limited to pedophilia or bestiality imagery (don’t know why images are porn online but text isn’t, but that’s the law), one probably ought to handle it as a criminal matter, rather than as a human resources problem.

Joe Perry (profile) says:

Re: There's A Legal Definition of Pornography

in what part of the US is pornography illegal? I don’t think you understand the term pornography if you think it’s only applicable to pedophilia or bestiality. I’ll link you to the Oxford dictionary just so you can easily educate yourself. http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/pornography?view=uk

Leave a Reply to Anonymous Coward Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Have a Techdirt Account? Sign in now. Want one? Register here

Comment Options:

Make this the or (get credits or sign in to see balance) what's this?

What's this?

Techdirt community members with Techdirt Credits can spotlight a comment as either the "First Word" or "Last Word" on a particular comment thread. Credits can be purchased at the Techdirt Insider Shop »

Follow Techdirt

Techdirt Daily Newsletter

Ctrl-Alt-Speech

A weekly news podcast from
Mike Masnick & Ben Whitelaw

Subscribe now to Ctrl-Alt-Speech »
Techdirt Deals
Techdirt Insider Discord
The latest chatter on the Techdirt Insider Discord channel...
Loading...