New French Three Strikes Law: Judges Will Get Five Minutes To Rule
from the speed-convicting dept
You’ve heard of speed dating, right? The system whereby single people meet other singles of the appropriate sex for a grand total of five minutes before moving on to someone else? It appears that Nicolas’ Sarkozy’s path to getting a “three strikes and you’re off the internet” law passed in France involves something similar. As you may recall, Sarkozy’s original law to force ISPs to kick file sharers off the internet for three accusations (not convictions) of copyright infringement was gutted as unconstitutional. The big concern was that a judge needed to be included in the process. But, Sarkozy — who is married to a pop singer (bias?) — has insisted this is a matter that needs to be addressed.
Michael Scott alerts us to the news that a new proposal has been put forth in France, and to deal with the whole “judge must decide” issue, it creates a special “fast track” for such cases, whereby a judge would be given a grand total of five minutes to decide such cases. Yes, you see, free society (which Sarkozy insists he’s defending) apparently doesn’t involve giving a judge ample time to consider whether or not it makes sense to completely cut someone off from the internet because they may have wanted to listen to a certain song without properly clearing the rights. Oh, did we mention that Sarkozy himself was recently caught violating copyrights? Would he have let a judge decide that case in just five minutes?