In Case You're An Idiot: Canada Wants To Make It Illegal To Play Video Games While Driving
from the who-writes-this-stuff? dept
In the past, we’ve pointed out how silly it was for various politicians to go about banning very specific actions for drivers. There are a ton of distractions for drivers, and you’re never going to successfully outlaw all of them. But it doesn’t stop politicians from trying. Earlier this year, we asked for suggestions on what else politicians might try to ban while driving (beyond earlier bills that were put forth in various legislatures trying to ban using a laptop, using OnStar, faxing and (everyone’s favorite) having sex while driving.
The latest is up in Canada, where a bill on driver distractions includes a ban on playing portable video game systems. While my first thought was whether or not this means it would still be legal to hook up a console gaming system and play it, that thought was quickly erased by the most basic question of all: who doesn’t already recognize that you should not be playing a handheld video game while driving? I mean, if we’re going to start banning totally theoretical dangerous driving activities, I’d like to throw juggling while driving onto the list. That’s gotta be distracting. We must ban it. To save our children, of course.
Of course, to highlight how ridiculous this law is, it says it’s okay for you to change stations on the radio while driving — but you would be fined for skipping a song on your iPod. Why the distinction? Who knows. Reporters, sensing the ridiculousness of the situation, questioned a supporter of the new bill, asking him if it would be illegal to change songs on your iPod if the iPod were taped to the dash, like a radio. His response? “I would have to look at that one,” while then noting “the proposed law is fairly general with details to come.” Ah, so let’s rush into passing a law, and then we’ll work out the details of what the law actually means later?