Wish I Could Save Your Life, But That Kind Of Surgery Is Patented…

from the apparently,-it-will-never-stop dept

Patent madness keeps on growing as patent attorneys keep trying to convince people in all different professions that patents are an important strategy to “protect” their interests. It explains the ridiculous explosion in patents in areas that never would have bothered with patents in the past. That’s why we see things like tax strategies being patented. Now, Marc has alerted us to an alarming rise in patents for surgery techniques, once again being pushed by patent attorneys. It seems that medical device companies were getting rich patenting their equipment and patent attorneys realized an even better route was to talk to surgeons themselves, convince them to patent any new kind of surgical technique and then sue any device maker who created devices for those types of surgeries. Never mind that lives may be at stake, there’s more money to be made and the patent attorneys are thrilled.

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Another actual reader says:

Re: re: Hype without backup

Don’t even have to follow the links to see that:

It seems that medical device companies were getting rich patenting their equipment and patent attorneys realized an even better route was to talk to surgeons themselves, convince them to patent any new kind of surgical technique and then sue any device maker who created devices for those types of surgeries.

Becasue frankly if this were about doctors stockpiling for a patent war amongst themselves it would not be a tech issue.

Fed Up with This Shit says:

Complete Bullshit

this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. So there is a couple hundred grand in it for you, a reasonable amount of profit. But what of the thousands of people who die because some fucking jack-off in a cheap suit decided to patent a surgical practice designed to save lives? If anyone deserves the rights to the patent I say is the poor bastards that got to play guinea pig the first time Dr. Douche decided to try the procedure. I am fucking tired of hearing about some asshole suing some cock sucker over a “possible infringement of intellectual property”. Unless someone has literally stolen the very thought from your head and buried it in their back yard, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

wow yer still stupid says:

um, in the discussion with the people who think he wasn’t reading when he made his comment. Let me clear it up by expressing in words what I thought this article was about when I read the title. I thought it was going to tell me a story about how a doctor could not perform surgy because that particular surgery was patented. This of course is not even close to the case. The title is not appropriate, period.

P. logo says:

Re: Re:

um, in the discussion with the people who think he wasn’t reading when he made his comment. Let me clear it up by expressing in words what I thought this article was about when I read the title. I thought it was going to tell me a story about how a doctor could not perform surgy because that particular surgery was patented. This of course is not even close to the case. The title is not appropriate, period.

Right on! The problem is that this is completely sensationalist, and now you’re getting morons posting about something just from the headline, not reading the abstract and certainly not checking out the articles.

Sanguine Dream says:

What I want to see...

is the very first time a patient dies because the hospital has a surgical device that could have helped the surgeon but was not allowed to use it becuase the device maker had not paid licesening fees to holder of the patent.

I can just imagine now:

Someone will patent a device that is inserted into the chest and assists the heart in keeping a proper rhythm.

Next will be a patent on a device that monitors your vital statistics while you are unconscious during surgery.

And before you scream that no one would dare patent such an obvious device remember that some webiste tried to patent the concept of “purchasing items over the internet”.

Anonymous Coward says:

Re: What I want to see...

These are patents on devices and machines. There’s no way a doctor can infringe on someone’s IP or not perform a surgery unless he has a machine shop in his backyard and he makes his own devices and machines.

The hospitals still have to buy the devices; and yes, most of them are patented. And for good reason too.

Willton says:

TechDirt: Patents=Evil

Apparently anytime there is an article that has the word “patent” in it, TechDirt has a knee-jerk reaction to write some inflamatory title and caption on their post that bashes patents and patent lawyers. Keep in mind that lawyers are just like every other service profession: they respond to the desires of the client. If you think people are abusing patent law in the medical field, perhaps you should be pointing your venom at the doctors that initiate these lawsuits.

I like coming here, but I think there should be a little more thoughtful discussion about patent issues from Mr. Masnick.

Mike (profile) says:

Re: TechDirt: Patents=Evil

Apparently anytime there is an article that has the word “patent” in it, TechDirt has a knee-jerk reaction to write some inflamatory title and caption on their post that bashes patents and patent lawyers.

It’s not knee-jerk or inflammatory. We’ve backed up our position repeatedly with quite detailed support. If you have a problem with it, why don’t you point out where the problem is?

If you think people are abusing patent law in the medical field, perhaps you should be pointing your venom at the doctors that initiate these lawsuits.

The article itself makes it clear that it’s the patent lawyers who have been pushing for this, and we’ve pointed to numerous examples in the past where it’s the patent lawyers initiating this.

I like coming here, but I think there should be a little more thoughtful discussion about patent issues from Mr. Masnick.

If you provide a specific example that would help, but I’ve tried to be as detailed as possible, and I’m at a loss as to what the problem is in this case.

hedbanger says:

exclusivity

is it a conspiracy to exterminate everyone who’s not rich? the rich will have access to any surgical methods. for the rest of us it’s too bad. i’m sure insurers will categorically refuse to allow any patented procedures. of course the elite don’t want the poor to die off completely, they just want to curtail the lifespan after an individual’s peak usefulness has passed.

death by proxy (profile) says:

unimpressed

This is no more ridiculous than the US embargo on Cuba, who developed a Menigitis vacination over 15 years ago but you cannot import because of the political status… how many US and European children have died from this blinkered approach?
But back to this article, the surgeon or hospital would ‘own’ the intelectual property for a technique, but it would be unenforcable to stop a equipment manufacturer from producing the tools to replicate the technique…

Paul says:

Oh look, Mikes back with more sensationalist headl

I looked at my RSS feed, saw this headline and instantly thought “Mike”.
Not glad to see you’re back.

So I guess this compares to “Wish I could save your life, but that medicine is patented”

“Wish I could fix your car, but the part is patented”

“Wish I could sell you an iPhone, but it is patented”

Because no one ever licenses patents, right?

Mike (profile) says:

Re: Oh look, Mikes back with more sensationalist h

So I guess this compares to “Wish I could save your life, but that medicine is patented”

Actually, no, this doesn’t compare. This isn’t about those who invent the device patenting it, but doctors patenting surgical techniques and then preventing device makers from making devices that perform that surgery. That’s quite different.

But, your other points don’t really support your position either, because why should markets be limited with monopolies when they hurt the market? That’s not good for anyone.

Mike (profile) says:

Re: Re:

You would prefer everybody stealing the R&D of everybody ?

That makes two huge assumptions, both of which are wrong. You can’t “steal” an idea, you can only copy it. Also, it assumes that only one person can come up with an idea and they therefore deserve a monopoly on it. Neither thing is true and therefore your statement doesn’t make much sense.

Companies should compete in the marketplace and you don’t need a patent to do that. If you’re worried about someone copying your product then you need to get better at what you do (or get better marketing).

Divad says:

Patent Surgical Proceedures

This goes beyond any word I can find above f_____g ridiculous. As attorneys continue to wreak havoc over America, this is a new low

So now they can win on every side while patient loses: Doctor can’t use patented proceedure … patient dies … family (needs lawyer) sues doctor (needs lawyer) … doctor sues patentee (needs lawyer) … patentee sues lawyer for coming up sith such a stupid idea.

By the way folks: THE PATIENT DIED!!

takeaswag says:

My dog had torn cruciate ligaments bilaterally. There are a few different surgeries that have various effects on this ailment, but the one that actually WORKS is called a TPLO (Tibeal Plateau Leveling Osteotomy). This VETERINARY practice is PATENTED! They control it with a patent on the special plate that must be used. It makes this otherwise simple surgery cost $3000 (yes, that is three thousand dollars) PER LEG! Sure am glad I have dog health insurance. He is OK now. (http://glatco.com/floppy)

D says:

Re: Re:

I am so glad your dog is doing well with having the TPLO procedure. Although it has supposedly helped many dogs, it does come with the risk of plate related cancer. There are a number of dogs who have had the TPLO and the metal implants used had corroded into the bone, causing osteosarcoma, bone cancer. I am aware of a number of dogs who had to have their legs amputated after developing plate related cancer from the TPLO procedure… including my own beloved canine.

This is a horrendous cancer that metastasizes quickly, causing severe pain and suffering. The surgeons who are so knowledgable on the TPLO procedure have little knowledge on what to do once the dog develops plate related cancer. Sadly, when the cancer metastasizes into inoperable tumors, the only option the vets can offer is euthanasia.
I paid thousands of dollars to have the TPLO procedures done on my dog, believing it was a wonderful procedure that would help him. I’d like to know if there are any attorneys who believe in the health care and justice for our loved ones who become victims of products that were used by doctors that were suppose to help them… NOT give them cancer! Are there any attorneys who have an interest in providing justice from these companies who produce faulty products that cause cancer? The attorneys I’ve spoken with recommend I sue the veterinarian who performed the procedure…. I would prefer to sue the damned company who created the faulty metal implants to prevent other dogs and the people who love them from suffering physically, emotionally, and mentally. I paid thousands of dollars for my beloved dog to have procedures done on him that were suppose to help him…. NOT give him cancer!!!!!!

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