Did Shaquille O'Neal Raid The Wrong Home For Child Porn Over Mistaken IP Address?

from the besting-Terry-Gilliam dept

And you wonder why they say truth can be stranger than fiction? We all know that IP addresses are notoriously unreliable in tracking down who may have committed an online crime. Most of the time, we see this in civil cases filed by the entertainment industry where they accuse someone without enough evidence or (better yet) without a computer at all. However, sometimes, the myth that an IP address identifies you has bigger consequences. A year ago, reminiscent of the computer bug in the movie Brazil that created a mixup over whether or not someone named Buttle or Tuttle was responsible for a crime, a Cox Internet employee gave police the wrong info about an IP address, leading a completely innocent couple in Wichita, Kansas to be accused of distributing child porn. It seems that a similar situation has again happened, this time in Virginia, where another wrong IP address resulted in a family having their house raided in search of child porn. This was pointed out by Radley Balko who notes that the story gets even weirder when you realize that basketball star Shaquille O’Neal may have been a part of the raiding team. The original report doesn’t mention the Shaq connection, but others do, and a separate report does say he participated in an attempt to execute a child porn warrant that weekend in that county. So, beyond the question of why Shaq is apparently participating in such raids, can we ask no one does things like double check IP addresses or, say, look for additional evidence that a particular household is guilty of a crime before sending in people with guns drawn? The same report that suggests Shaq was a part of the raid also notes that “Shaq did some computer work” with the team. Anyone know if Shaq is familiar with the way IP addresses work?


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Boilerbob says:

Deputy Shaq

Actually, Shaq is a deputy with the US Marshall’s Office working on a child protection operation. See http://www.usmarshals.gov/district/va-w/news/chron/2005/030305.htm

I live near Miami and there have been many stories about Shaq working with law enforcement. Since he’d be really hard to go undercover on the streets, he spends a lot of time doing computer work.

VL says:

Not so hard to believe he was a part of it.

It was about a year, maybe year and a half, ago that it was announced in a low key press release that Shaq was “sworn in as a U.S. deputy marshal and is only a few training sessions away from being certified to make arrests, conducting search warrants and carrying a weapon” and was doing undercover work to track down child porn.

That and it is easily verified with a simple search:
http://www.usmarshals.gov/district/va-w/news/index.html

http://news.com.com/2061-10789_3-5723001.html

http://www.apbweb.com/articles-z81.htm

As for whether or not he knows anyting about the way IP addresses work, his education history does not suggest he has had any technical training but then again the internet never has all the details about a person. . .

Though I may as well throw up the other two links:
http://www.answers.com/topic/shaquille-o-neal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaquille_O'Neal

charlie potatoes (profile) says:

Re: Shaq wants to be sheriff

i want to know where his ‘it all’ is…if a man gets shot right in the middle of ‘it all’ is he ever gonna be able to play basketball again?
and just how important is your ‘it all’? can you survive without it?
i remember in school they told us that gen. stonewall jackson was shot right in the thick of the ‘fray’.. and he died.
is your ‘it all’ close to your ‘fray’ i wonder?

Awesome Mr Ethan says:

Wow

This sounds like a movie. One of those things where they have some job that gets fouled up and need to pull in some high-paid celebrity to do things for them.

In fact, it’s exactly like a movie. Wow. Except now Shaq has to try again and this time he’ll uncover the largest kiddie porn distribution ring in history and become a hero and win over a girl’s heart and stuff. Are you listening, Spielberg?

truth teller says:

Re: Shaq & mistaken raid

regarding the “take it with a grain of salt” – you don’t need even one grain. the people in virginia are close to my family. the raid was worse than you can ever imagine, unless you have had a swat team invade YOUR home, and totally without merit. a despicable act, the horror of which is getting lost in shaq’s celebrity & people’s sports-star worship. for shame.

Jo Mamma says:

Re: Kobe set him up

Oh yeah? I once heard that Shaq got Bill Gates pregnant… just by looking at him… I also heard he lost his virginity before his dad did! err, wait, was that Chuck Norris?

Idol speculation… all of it. And he’s listed as being an honorary member, which probably doesn’t mean too much. But hey, he’s doing something other than banging hookers and spending his millions, so I’ll give the guy credit.

Phlatus the Elder says:

Honorary Deputy US Marshall and reserve sheriff’s deputy do not make anyone the lead investigator, or even an active participant, in any case. He may be doing some actual work but more likely they’re using a celeb as a spokesperson – nothing more, nothing less.

The guy is intelligent enough to understand that a sports hero is just an entertainer and he wants to do something he sees as more meaningful with his life. More power to him.

mrcbr1 says:

Shaq can smack (the perps, that is)

Shaq accompanied a police raid of a suspected drug dealer’s house in Baton Rouge, LA in September of 2002. The suspect sued claiming he was abused. The details were vague but included the suspect being dunked headfirst in the toilet until he became more cooperative.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/basketball/news/2002/09/11/shaq_cleared_ap/

Libertate says:

Good for him!!!!

1. My understanding re: Shaq is he is actually quite intelligent and in fact went back to school to complete his college degree. Did not realize it was in Law Enforcement/Criminal Justice.

2. If the man after making millions and could likely spend the rest of his life sitting on his @$$ decides to put his life on the line fighting one of the worst crimes imaginable and putting the trash involved under the jailhouse then KUDOS to Shaq.

3. Someone needs to get a clue about how the internet works. Both the investigators AND the judge.

Fools Gold (profile) says:

Candidate for office?

There are other incidents wherein a lack of police and judicial efforts are obvious. One informant reported a man “had chemicals in his basement” and only after an armed assault on the house was it determined that the chemicals were in tiny yellow boxes and were stored next to a door marked “darkroom”.

I believe that the basket ball star(?) in question was rumored to be running for office so there might have been a tv crew along on the raid involving the IP address.

WePlayMegaMans says:

What about the guy that got busted?

I have NO sympathy for anyone who is convicted of having kiddie porn, but God could you imagine the look on that pedophile’s face when The Big Aristotle came busting through the door?! I mean Shaq is like 7’2″ 350lbs. That must of been this freak’s worst nightmare. Sitting behind his computer, when suddenly in comes the biggest and most prominent man in the NBA ready to preform some Shaq-Fu (remember that video game palyers?) Screw it, I’m writing in Shaq come Nov. 07.

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