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  • Mar 15th, 2013 @ 5:03pm

    Re: Re: 1st Rule of Flying

    Also, don't ask anyone for "lip BALM", refer to it being a "BALMY" day, or greet your friend Jack too loudly.

  • Mar 7th, 2013 @ 2:30pm

    Re:

    Maybe they could hire a couple of "security consultants" to come with them to visit the interwebs in its office.

    Pudenda Sleazebag Attorney 1: "Nice little internet you've got 'ere mate. be a shame if somefin' 'APPENED to it."

    (knocks pen holder off desk)

    Goon 1: (cracks knuckles

    Pudenda Sleazebag Attorney 2: Or, like, if it was to catch on fire...

    (flick lighter ominously)

    um so weider....

  • Mar 7th, 2013 @ 2:19pm

    Re: Re: Re: Aliens

    Does this courtroom fit into a blue British police box?

  • Dec 1st, 2012 @ 9:34pm

    (untitled comment)

    "Amid the seemingly endless debates today about the future of reading, there remains one salient, yet often overlooked fact: Reading isn’t only a matter of our brains; it’s something that we do with our bodies."

    Apparently, the rhetorical tactic of just stating things as true and moving on (as opposed to actually, you know, demonstrating through experiment or proving through logical argumentation) works as well in digital media as on paper, parchment or papyrus-which is to say: not at all.

    As does simple refutation: "No, it isn't, Mr. Piper."

  • Nov 14th, 2012 @ 3:58am

    Re: Re: Re:

    How about a citation for the original comment he's replying to, which I quote from memory "Most business executives are Republicans because this fits the neat straw man narrative I've created wherein all the conservatives are crooked panderers-to-lobbyists and the liberals are all noble, principle-driven public servants" or something like that?

    Here's a clue: If, when you say something without hard fact behind it, you get the feeling "See? It all fits together!", then your "logic" has as much value as that of Moon Hoaxers, Bilderberger Conspiracy Theorists and Mayan Calendar Catastrophists, all of whom elevate speculation to fact if it "all fits together".

    Thus it is with your "feeling" (not "fact") that all the corporate bad guys are Republicans. Facing the fact that the truth is otherwise would cause shakiness in your whole easy explanation of how things work, therefore it MUST be true, right?

    IF you do a little research and find the facts are clearly otherwise (most people with power, the people who RUN THIS COUNTRY, are actually "liberal"), an easy out is the explanation that this disturbing unanimity is not from self-serving self-interest, but because they are smart people whose opinions naturally align with yours, you being right and all.

    I point this out not to defend the Republicans, who are useless and repulsive, but to hopefully help someone escape the poisonous delusion that one political side or the other is "good" because they pander in a particular way.

  • Jul 15th, 2012 @ 8:23pm

    Re: Disintermediating the connections

    This is insightful and perfectly true. But ultimately, it merely rearranges the relative importance of inputs into the whole "success" aspect of art (as opposed to the "making art" part).

    If instead of say, musical groups becoming successful by making good music AND being really good-looking or dressing up like a pirate/robot/mage/ninja/superhero version of the Village People, they instead gain success through the quality of their music AND being "...able to replace the PR intermediaries with their own form of engagement with fans", I don't see anything unethical, unfair or tragic about it.

    The artists whose music is less accessible (already called "niche" artists) or who are "demoralized" at the prospect of engaging with fans or promoting themselves were NOT being made into stars by the existing mechanism of promotion. So appealing on their behalf is like trying to slide billions in subsidies to Archer Daniels Midland by trotting out hard-working American Gothic family farm operators.

    And for any promotion expenditure the labels ever did for non-mainstream, new or niche musicians, they spent ten thousand times as much trying to get top stars' sales from x to x*2. Which at least is defensible, business-wise (the "lesser known" artists' sales being .001x or sth).

    People will find ways, ways that don't involve some giant corporation that runs everything from production to distribution to bookkeeping. If there are introverted artists who can't be arsed to be concerned if anybody is, you know, liking what they do, they're already starving in garrets or the modern equivalent thereof.

  • Jul 2nd, 2012 @ 3:59am

    Re:

    Well, anonymous, your best action towards achieving perfect online anonymity is "don't go online". Alternatively, you might take a minute to consider the difference between "privacy" and "anonymity".

  • Jun 29th, 2012 @ 11:18pm

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:

    Okay, you say "what is being premised" and then proceed to march on as if it is proven.

    It MAY BE that the list is skewed by bias, or it may reflect a real-world circumstance, the origins of which we could examine for exclusivity or the operation of an "ole boys club".

    But you don't address the truth value of anything, instead you put a politically correct shibboleth like "if achievement does not reflect demographics then bias, because white males derpdedurr" ahead of any examination of evidence. "Reality must match theory, and if it doesn't then reality MUST match theory, dammit!!"

    Prove your case or don't but snarking around about how there must be some(unstated)thing wrong if reality doesn't sync up with your first principles isn't argument. You can't prove something's wrong by stamping your feet and insisting it's wrong.

    I could also make the observation that the only time anyone is ever oncerned about this kind of demographic maldistribution is when it involves "white males", but that always leads to a rant..

  • Jun 29th, 2012 @ 10:53pm

    Re: Re: Re:

    This.

    The way you become "not biased" is BY NOT BEING BIASED, not by carefully balancing biases.

  • Jun 24th, 2012 @ 12:29pm

    Re:

    Man, I always get a little spooked when government agencies send out spokesbots with a message like "Black is white, until the legislation deeming it so is repealed or revised. We will not be responding to questions at this time.".

    They always do it with a straight face.

    ref: Harry Reid justifying public employee payoffs via unneeded postal service offices because "Old people need junk mail to feel connected to society."

    or:
    "We need to be able to determine citizens' location, 24/7, or we will be unable to protect them from crime." ~DEA, FBI, etc.

    or (as noted above):

    "It would be a violation of citizens' privacy for us to tell them if we were spying on them. We will not be responding to questions at this time." ~NSA

    Totally straight-faced. Totally creepy.

  • Jun 23rd, 2012 @ 12:25pm

    (untitled comment)

    Isn't "Phil" just a slightly more verbose "Audrey"?

  • Jun 23rd, 2012 @ 12:05pm

    Re: Re: Re: Lowery is a liar

    And if by "niche" musicians, you mean those who, while enjoying eating, having instruments to play and a place to live and therefore being all for "gettin' paid", still choose to make the music they love and are driven to make despite indications that there are not millions to had in the endeavor...then yeah, the followers of this kind of "niche artist" are very prone to making sure they are supported financially when that is economically feasible. (note: submit this for a Dirtie in the "Longest Sentence" category. What? No, man, they're like the Oscars...they really don't? Shit.)

    And surely it's better, for musicians at least, to have among their committed fans some poor people; than to have a record label armed with attack lawyers making sure no one heard them who could not buy a $15.00 CD.

    Most "niche" musicians seem to get this, at least a little. It's a conflict for some. As Gillian Welch sings in the bittersweet "Everything is Free": We're gonna do it anyway, even if it doesn't pay. Though she points out in the song that she doesn't HAVE to make the music that gets pirated, the chorus is a concession that, in fact, she does. And that's what makes it worth paying for.

    If we had a million "niches" and no multi-million-selling, industry-created, entertainment-media-promoted pop supertars...I could live with that.

  • Jun 23rd, 2012 @ 8:56am

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Techdirt vs Thetrichordist

    Yes. there are bad ideas.

    At least, if you want ideas to be useful. Then you have to differentiate between "bad" and "good" ideas.

    Most people find that the "good" (useful) ideas are the TRUE ones. If you don't believe there are actually bad ideas, please be the first to drive over that bridge built of balsa wood and wishful thinking.

  • Jun 23rd, 2012 @ 8:49am

    Re: Re: Re: boys will be boys

    Bad trolling.

    The "I'm a simple-minded dumb girl and even I understand..." troll is one thing, but nobody's going to believe you're unaware that there is actual piracy going on off the coast of Somalia.

  • Jun 23rd, 2012 @ 8:37am

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: boys will be boys

    Ah. Can't tie his own shoes. Explains his musicianship.

    ZING! See? Two can play this little insult game!

  • Jun 23rd, 2012 @ 8:36am

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: boys will be boys

    Did you give yourself a medal here or something?

    You're like the Rowan Atkinson character telling himself "I'm weeening! I'm weeening!!"

    Well, enjoy the endorphins, weeener.

  • Jun 23rd, 2012 @ 8:30am

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: boys will be boys

    Oh man. You used notes that David Lowery used in some of his songs!! You f'ing thief!!

    Also, did I hear a piano in there? Totally not cool. Didn't you know that when artists make music, it's TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY ORIGINAL?

  • Jun 23rd, 2012 @ 8:16am

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: boys will be boys

    If the record companies can point to the hole in their inventory where the file I (hypothetically) got USED to be, I'll confess to theft.

    Oh, but wait. Are they talking about not getting a hypothetical $0.99 for something that cost them $0.00 to produce? Sorry, I'm just a dumb boy who doesn't find the theft in this. Especially since the hypothetical track sucked so bad. They wouldn't have given me my $0.99 back, would they?

    Would that be theft on the musicians' part?

  • Jun 23rd, 2012 @ 8:06am

    Re: Re: Re: I wrote this but it got moderated (maybe it is nonsense?)

    Good alt. taste there. Gillian Welch, Sara Jarosz...these aren't really the people most filesharers and music labels are talking about, but they are people who would never have gotten a penny from me sans filesharing.

    As a proof-of-concept, I obtained the entire Welch/Rawlings back catalog (before Harrow and the Harvest, which I did purchase) and then sent them money...and I figure it was more money than they would have received if I had bought two copies of every album. So...am I a pirate, Mr. Lowery?? If so, I'm comfortable with the fact that I haven't hurt, by my piracy, the people who produce the music I like to listen to.

  • Jun 23rd, 2012 @ 7:58am

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I wrote this but it got moderated (maybe it is nonsense?)

    Now let's not go overboard and deviate from internet norms!

    What will be next? Correct spelling? Punctuation??

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