mermaldad’s Techdirt Profile

mermaldad

About mermaldad




mermaldad’s Comments comment rss

  • May 10th, 2012 @ 5:28am

    Competes with piracy

    @Mike: The problem isn't that "competes" is the wrong word. The problem is how you are reading the phrase. Try it this way: Kevin Smith competes...with piracy!

  • Apr 30th, 2012 @ 5:50am

    crazy talk

    This article is just crazy talk. Of course you should squeeze every last bit of value from something you create! A bunch of movie studios are missing out on this. You know those previews that take up the first 15 minutes of every cinema experience? They should be charging viewers for those. Let's face it, if it is a comedy, that's usually where the best jokes are anyway.

  • Dec 23rd, 2011 @ 7:42am

    The part I disagree with

    Having a charitable component is kinda cool. Yes, in this case it's after-the-f cool.

    To me, that it is after the fact makes it even cooler. It means that he's giving to charity because he wants to, not to drive sales. That's pretty high up there on the mermaldad heirarchy of commercial charitable giving:

    From lowest to highest esteem

    For every purchase you make, we'll make a gonation to the Central Ypsilanti Network for Infants, Children and Lepers (CYNICAL), up to $100,000.

    My reaction: That's nice, but if you really wanted to give, you wouldn't put a cap on the amount. This is more about sales than a desire to give.

    Help us raise money for CYNICAL by donating at the cash register.

    My reaction: I'm glad that you are supporting this cause, but when you present the oversized check, will you remember to mention that the money was donated by your customers?

    We are donating $100,000 to CYNICAL.

    My reaction: that is nice. No gimmicks, just a nice gift to a worthy cause.

  • Dec 21st, 2011 @ 10:29am

    I'm with Mr. Smart***

    I had much the same idea as Mr. Smart***, although it sônded like he was talking. about patent trolls. We need some organization to put out a special report of its own, identifying the "rogue"players, individuals and organizations who do the most to distort and abuse copyright, patents, and trademarks from their original purposes. there should be a separate report for each form of IP.

  • Oct 25th, 2011 @ 3:07pm

    Filled with omissions, half truths, and outright lies...

    ...Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about the latest attempts to justify PROTECT IP. Nevertheless, I did notice a glaring omission in this article, on the first line, no less.

    The guy's name was actually François Magnavoix. The spelling was mangled when he filed for a trademark, and the misspelled name stuck.

    Just wanted to do my part to maintain the high standards of veracity expected on Techdirt.

  • May 28th, 2011 @ 8:12pm

    Ah yes, the wild west...

    A dark stranger entered the saloon. The murmur in the room subsided as all in the room paused to study him as he walked to the bar.

    "Whiskey," he growled at the bartender.

    The bartenders hands shook a little as he pulled out a printed paper and a pen. "Sign this," he said to the stranger.

    "What is it?"

    "It's a registration form. If you want a drink, you're going to have to sign it. It says that you will abide by our Terms of Service and agree to our Privacy Policy, which are in these here documents." The bartender slid two thick piles of papers toward the man.

    The stranger's registered anger, then resignation. "All right, I'll sign," he said as he scrawled an X on the page. "Just give me my whiskey."

    "Not so fast, partner. You didn't check the box that says you have read and agree to the terms of the TOS and Privacy Policy." The bartender pushed the stacks of paper a little closer to the stranger.

    "Bah," he said, pushing the piles aside, "I never read those." He made the check mark and slid the paper back toward the bartender.

    "Thank you," said the bartender as he poured a shot and set it down in front of the stranger.

  • May 16th, 2011 @ 5:05pm

    Ooh, ooh, can I get in on this?

    Is the server back up?

  • May 16th, 2011 @ 4:46pm

    If I ran a minor newspaper in Belgium...

    If I ran a minor newspaper in Belgium I would sign a deal with Google giving them a free license to link to (and cache) my website in accordance with my robots.txt file. The deal would also include paid advertising on Google.

    I bet you could beat out the majors and become the go-to news website in Belgium.

  • May 14th, 2011 @ 2:07pm

    Regarding thePuffin Article

    Regarding the Puffin article: "It has no flight ceiling—it is not air-breathing like gas engines are, and thus is not limited by thin air—so it could go up to about 9,150 meters before its energy runs low enough to drive it to descend."

    Uh, doesn't it produce thrust using propellers? I may be mistaken (I'm just an aerospace engineer), but isn't a propeller limited by thin air?

    All in all, an interesting article, but some of the claims are rather hype-filled.

  • Feb 25th, 2011 @ 8:33pm

    Let me be absolutely clear here...

    Let me be absolutely clear here, Alex Petrov (the plaintiff) is in no way associated with gay porn. When you think of Alex Petrov, don't think about lewd acts. Do not associate Alex Petrov with bestiality. If you are a human, don't make these associations. If you are a search engine spider, don't link these terms just because they appear near each other in so many reports and comments across the Internet.

    And definitely don't even think of Alex Petrov and Bev Stayart in a porno together...

    This ends my public service message.

    Mr. Petrov, you don't need to thank me. I'm just doing my public duty.

  • Feb 18th, 2011 @ 9:16am

    There is a time and a place...

    I'll confess. I have used a monitoring tool to spy on one of my children. This happened a few years ago when Child was in high school. My wife and I had begun to notice that Child was lying to to us...a lot. Based on other observations, we were pretty certain that Child was hiding something big. I installed the software to find out what I needed to know and then disabled it. It turned out that child was getting into something that could become cery serious, so I don't regret my actions.

    That said, I agree with Mike that routinely monitoring your kids is not the way to build a trusting relationship, or indeed to teach them how to handle the Internet.

  • Sep 20th, 2010 @ 12:01pm

    (untitled comment)

    If I were in charge of a rival bank, this patent would feature prominently in my next ad campaign.

  • Jun 11th, 2010 @ 3:05pm

    Define content

    I pay my ISP for access to the Internet, but here is where things get into semantics. I make a Skype call. Is that "content" that I am accessing? What I am seeking in that instance is interaction with the person on the other end. If you define that as content, fine. But it is content that didn't exist before I sought it.

    If there were no content on the web, it would be a sad place not worth visiting. However it turns out that there is a lot of content on the web. Some of it is unique, most of it is not. If Techdirt were to cease to exist tomorrow, would I be able to find another site offering similar stories and discussions? Sure. Not exactly the same, but similar.

  • Jun 11th, 2010 @ 12:39pm

    Re:

    First, I won't be tweeting stories that followers can't read. I will be tweeting stories that followers won't read. That is an entirely subtle distinction.

    There, fixed that for ya.

  • Jun 4th, 2010 @ 5:30am

    Re: In astronomy circles ---probably more than other sciences -- there is really no practical "scientific research" difference between pros & amateurs.

    and liability insurance , (in case he releases a new life form that the goes wild and eats the city of Pittsburgh .)
    Actually, a study was conducted and it turns out that very few people would mind if something ate Pittsburgh (with the exception of some people in Pittsburgh, of course). Cleveland is the same way. And Detroit. And L.A.

  • Jun 2nd, 2010 @ 6:52am

    Where Does Give It Away and Pray End and a Real Business Model Begins?

    Mike is fond of the term "Give it away and pray" to describe the thinking of those who don't really have a plan for making money as they give their work away for free. I think he's right that there a number of people who do this. Just look at the dot com boom and bust to see some shining examples. However, I think Mike is sometimes a little quick to use this term. Just because you don't know what their plan is doesn't mean they don't have one.

    Also, the act of giving away something that cost you money to produce is an act of faith. Just as the recording industry is slowly learning that no one guaranteed them a permanent market for shiny plastic disks, no one promises anyone that their investment in time and money will net returns. A solid business model helps, but it's no guarantee. So a little bit of prayer is a necessary part of any business model.

  • May 18th, 2010 @ 8:32am

    Re: Re: He didn't write the article

    Then he's lying about his credentials and in violation of his own law.

  • May 18th, 2010 @ 8:29am

    Re: Re: Ha

    Then obviously the bill needs to be amended to make it retroactive.

    My own guess is that this politician's political enemies managed to plant a mole among his staffers. That mole planted the Wikipedia text in the plagiarism bill and he, like most politicians, rubber stamped it. Now the political hay-making can begin!

  • May 12th, 2010 @ 10:31am

    Making bad jokes

    While there are some jokes that are so bad, it's almost criminal, I'd hate to criminalize bad jokes. I've made a few myself, including some in this venue (though I doubt anyone would find any of them "menacing").

    I'd consider appealing this one.

  • May 7th, 2010 @ 8:41am

    Re: Spoiler

    Or have a contest where readers can log onto a website and create a "fantasy" schedule for two years from now. All the readers' schedules will be "published" on the website with attribution in exchange for transfer of the copyright to the paper. When the league tries to publish their schedule, there's a good chance it will be in violation of one of the schedules which the paper already published.

More comments from mermaldad >>