Jesus: "Lazarus, come forth!"
Lazarus: "Thank you Jesus!"
Jesus: "Here's an itemized bill for resurrection. Now, we do have a package that's above your basic resurrection. If you want to remember your kids, that'll be a bit extra"
Lazarus: "ummmm"
Jesus: "Oh, converting to those Roman gods will be considered a contract violation which will cause termination."
Lazarus: "wait.. what?"
Jesus: "One last thing, in order to add value, we'll require you to sign this 2 year contract which will cover the initial resurrection, but will need to be resubscribed to continue further years of service."
Lazarus: "this deal keeps getting worse."
Jesus: "if future termination is not natural, as by accident or act of God, that will also invalidate the contract and any future resurrections will need to be paid in full"
resurrection
Jesus: "Lazarus, come forth!"
Lazarus: "Thank you Jesus!"
Jesus: "Here's an itemized bill for resurrection. Now, we do have a package that's above your basic resurrection. If you want to remember your kids, that'll be a bit extra"
Lazarus: "ummmm"
Jesus: "Oh, converting to those Roman gods will be considered a contract violation which will cause termination."
Lazarus: "wait.. what?"
Jesus: "One last thing, in order to add value, we'll require you to sign this 2 year contract which will cover the initial resurrection, but will need to be resubscribed to continue further years of service."
Lazarus: "this deal keeps getting worse."
Jesus: "if future termination is not natural, as by accident or act of God, that will also invalidate the contract and any future resurrections will need to be paid in full"
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"Cops are like people" - probably one of the funniest unintentional comments!