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• On the post: Elon Fires Half Of ExTwitter’s Election Integrity Team, Because A Manager Liked A Tweet Calling Him A Fucking Dipshit

  

  techflaws ( profile ), 29 Sep, 2023 @ 04:04am

  You mean like piss off a billionaire enough to buy them out and fire everyone? Yes, funny that.

  And how great that worked out for that idiot, huh? You dumb fuck!

• On the post: L. Ron Hubbard’s Estate Is Against Right To Repair For Scientology’s E-Meters

  

  techflaws ( profile ), 01 Sep, 2023 @ 11:59pm

  OMFG, nobody gives a f*ck about their fake devices!

• On the post: ‘Free Speech Absolutist’ Elon Musk Suggests He’s Going To Sue George Soros… For His Free Speech Advocating For Certain Laws

  

  techflaws ( profile ), 26 Aug, 2023 @ 09:25am

  It’s pretty common when lawsuits are threatened for some people to say something along the lines of “can’t wait for discovery,” which generally just shows that they have no idea how any of this works.

  Which is doubly funny since he got HIS ass handed to him in discovery when Twitter sued him to keep the contract. What a genius!

• On the post: ‘Free Speech Absolutist’ Elon Musk Suggests He’s Going To Sue George Soros… For His Free Speech Advocating For Certain Laws

  

  techflaws ( profile ), 26 Aug, 2023 @ 09:23am

  You do realize that by whining about imagined censhorship here you're only making yourself look like a total jackass?

• On the post: Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt

  

  techflaws ( profile ), 07 Aug, 2023 @ 10:28am

  I wouldn't mind an edit button and having an option to submit (can't seem to find the link any more) stories like this one: https://www.theverge.com/2023/5/25/23736811/hp-plus-printer-ink-drm-firmware-update-cant-cancel

• On the post: Elon Starts Bribing His Biggest Fans As He Admits The Company Is Still Burning Cash (Despite His Earlier Claims To The Contrary)

  

  techflaws ( profile ), 18 Jul, 2023 @ 02:41am

  when he’s (1) fired somewhere around 80% of the employees

  Which he explicity said he would not do.

• On the post: Elon Starts Bribing His Biggest Fans As He Admits The Company Is Still Burning Cash (Despite His Earlier Claims To The Contrary)

  

  techflaws ( profile ), 18 Jul, 2023 @ 02:38am

  Fuck off, assclown.

• On the post: Something Stupid This Way Comes: Twitter Threatens To Sue Meta Over Threads, Because Meta Hired Some Of The People Elon Fired

  

  techflaws ( profile ), 09 Jul, 2023 @ 03:37am

  but it reads like it was written by an angry bush-league dilettante.

  Exactly! What elso can you expect from Alex "Elon puts rockets into space, he’s not afraid of the FTC" Spiro?

• On the post: Twitter Demands Academics Who Won’t Pay $42k/Month Delete Any Twitter Data They Currently Have

  

  techflaws ( profile ), 27 May, 2023 @ 11:00pm

  I think...

  Really? Doesn't look like that at all.

• On the post: The Shrinking Twitter: Most Active Users Posting Less

  

  techflaws ( profile ), 22 May, 2023 @ 11:51am

  Ars' version of this notion courtesy of Snarky Robot:

  Yeah, I hate how every time there's a headline about Twitter, if you click on it, it takes you to a story about Twitter. What's worse is that if you click on the comments, the people THERE are talking about Twitter, too. What is this bullshit? What am I supposed to do...NOT click on stories with headlines covering things I don't want to hear about?

• On the post: Trying To Monetize Bigots Is A Great Way To Go Broke

  

  techflaws ( profile ), 07 May, 2023 @ 01:32am

  'Befouler' has some nice Zerg ring to it. I like it.

• On the post: Trying To Monetize Bigots Is A Great Way To Go Broke

  

  techflaws ( profile ), 07 May, 2023 @ 01:31am

  Sites like Pornhub make money, so you clearly can profit from people who are less than ideal human beings.

  So, any porn is bad?

• On the post: Trying To Monetize Bigots Is A Great Way To Go Broke

  

  techflaws ( profile ), 07 May, 2023 @ 01:29am

  Just don’t get breast implants and go in the bathroom with our kids and rape them.

  Which happened where and when?

• On the post: Texas Senate Approves Law Preventing University Instructors From Talking About Things These Senators Don’t Like

  

  techflaws ( profile ), 18 Apr, 2023 @ 11:07am

  Senate Bill 16 would bar university professors from compelling students “to adopt a belief that any race, sex, or ethnicity or social, political, or religious belief is inherently superior to any other race, sex, ethnicity, or belief.”

  So no preferred treatment for Christians anymore? Can do!

• On the post: Advertisers See Elon Musk As A Liability As They Avoid Twitter

  

  techflaws ( profile ), 18 Apr, 2023 @ 05:30am

  I'm sure, he'll beg to differ ;) https://www.theverge.com/2023/4/17/23687440/elon-musk-truthgpt-ai-chatgpt

• On the post: Engineers Gave Elon’s Tweets Special Treatment Because Elon Freaked Out That A Joe Biden Tweet Got More Engagement

  

  techflaws ( profile ), 15 Feb, 2023 @ 09:57am

  Stop simping for Musk, ya dumb fuck! Get some help.

• On the post: Elon Musk Is Basically Zero Percent Of The Way Towards His Goal In Signing Up Users To Twitter Blue

  

  techflaws ( profile ), 09 Feb, 2023 @ 12:41pm

  https://twitterisgoinggreat.com You're welcome.

• On the post: New Report Shows How 2016 ‘DNC Hacked Itself’ Story Was Fabricated Garbage And The Nation Ran With It Anyway

  

  techflaws ( profile ), 09 Feb, 2023 @ 12:38pm

  Yet another lie of Drumpf, he did not put her in jail with all his powers. Weird, huh? Ya, dumb fuck.

• On the post: Elon Tries (Badly) To Defend The Banning Of Journalists As Twitter Starts Blocking Links & Mentions Of Mastodon

  

  techflaws ( profile ), 17 Dec, 2022 @ 08:54am

  Which, you know, was the kinda thing Elon insisted was the big problem under the last regime, and insisted he was brought in to solve.

  Brought in by himself, mind you, claiming to be fixing the bot problem Twitter is supposedly plagued by which appears to have become an afterthought in the last few weeks except to explain polls not going the way Boo!lon aka Space Karen wanted.

• On the post: Elon’s Promise Not To Ban Account Tracking His Jet Didn’t Last Very Long At All; Also Bans Guy’s Personal Account

  

  techflaws ( profile ), 15 Dec, 2022 @ 02:25pm

  They should be allowed to keep posting so the people can decide for themselves whether they are a-holes or not (and if they are, nobody forces them to actually read their posts, the easily offended can just mute and block them).

  The owners of the platform decided for themselves some posters were a-holes and blocked them. Simple concept, huh?

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