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• On the post: The Dirty Secret Behind Porn Filtering Laws? Content Filtering Doesn’t Work.

  

  The Spork ( profile ), 30 Mar, 2023 @ 10:28am

  Your idea runs into the very same problems that filters are known to experience.

• On the post: Too Much Secrecy: Press Ask The Court To Open Up Bradley Manning Court Martial

  

  The Spork ( profile ), 07 Sep, 2012 @ 01:24pm

  what ever happened

  to the right to a fair and speedy trial by a jury of your peers? Being detained for three years without a trial hardly constitutes a fair and speedy trial. Oh wait; now I remember: thanks to the NDAA and PATRIOT acts,we lost those right to the greedy retards of Wall Street and Big Brother. somebody PLEASE let me beat the Sh*t (and money) out of them so we can finally progress out of the political dark ages reminiscent of the Salem witch trials we have regressed into (I'm looking at you, Koch Brothers, MPAA, etc) and into the FRIGGIN 21st Century.

• On the post: Too Much Secrecy: Press Ask The Court To Open Up Bradley Manning Court Martial

  

  The Spork ( profile ), 07 Sep, 2012 @ 05:55am

  Re:

  ditto. just like we will never see any of the real documents related to Roswell (60+years IIRC)

• On the post: Google Launches 'Prior Art Finder' For Patents

  

  The Spork ( profile ), 15 Aug, 2012 @ 05:27am

  The score

  Google-1 Patent troll-0

• On the post: Understanding The Legal Ramifications of Fan Fiction

  

  The Spork ( profile ), 27 Jul, 2012 @ 04:35pm

  wow.

  Never thought that Fanfiction would be the subject of a techdirt post. By the way,anyone who likes Naruto fanfiction should look me up on fanfiction.net. look for speedyth and read Kitsune's Accomplice!

• On the post: Are The Courts Finally Trying To Bring Some Balance Back To Copyright?

  

  The Spork ( profile ), 26 Jul, 2012 @ 09:18pm

  Re: Patiently awaits the trolls

  I await that moment as well. I also cannot wait until every politician who gave in to Hollywood's campaign contributions (cough-bribes-cough) to burn at the stake like the witches they are.

• On the post: Are The Courts Finally Trying To Bring Some Balance Back To Copyright?

  

  The Spork ( profile ), 26 Jul, 2012 @ 08:46pm

  Fat chance

  That good CopyWrong (TM) laws will ever pass in the Crappy ol' US of A considering how entrenched Hollywood and its lackeys are in the government. (see Former Senator Dodd, Lamar smith, etc.) We BARELY managed to prevent SOPA/PIPA from passing and they have a stranglehold on the judiciary. go figure.

• On the post: Terrorists And Pedophiles Get More Protection In UK Than Guy Who Hosted Links To TV Shows

  

  The Spork ( profile ), 23 Jul, 2012 @ 04:04pm

  Re: Kardashians

  LOL

• On the post: DOJ Tries To Explain How It Can Get Around Requirement To Serve Megaupload In The US

  

  The Spork ( profile ), 18 Jul, 2012 @ 01:26pm

  Re: Re: Re: Re:

  AC's claim that Mega is a criminal enterprise. That has not yet been proven in the court of law therefore your pitiful ramblings are moot, troll. until the DOJ Shows the evidence that Megaupload Ltd. is indeed a criminal enterprise, I reserve that ALL accusations related to the so called "Mega Conspiracy" are false because they are SUPPOSED to be considered Innocent until proven Guilty.

• On the post: Dear Lamar Smith & House Judiciary: Have You Learned Nothing From SOPA?

  

  The Spork ( profile ), 12 Jul, 2012 @ 09:39am

  Re: IPIB - Intellectual Property Isn't Bill

  nicely said, good fellow! if a congresscritter EVER decides to write such a bill, I would support that congressman/woman for three election cycles! double that if it gets passed.

• On the post: Class Action Racketeering Lawsuit Filed Against Copyright Trolling Porn Companies

  

  The Spork ( profile ), 11 Jul, 2012 @ 08:40am

  Re: P0rn!!!!

  ditto to parent

• On the post: PIPA Author Senator Leahy Gets His Reward: A Part In 'The Dark Knight Rises'

  

  The Spork ( profile ), 04 Jul, 2012 @ 06:15am

  Re: I hope that...

  agreed. the SOB deserves nothing less than a trip to Gitmo and a generous dose of waterboarding

• On the post: You Don't Own What You Buy, Part 15,332: Cisco Forces Questionable New Firmware On Routers

  

  The Spork ( profile ), 02 Jul, 2012 @ 12:48pm

  It's not Cisco's (firmware developer) fault on this one.

  The CCC (Commanding Corporate Crony) Aka the CEO's fault. from what I've been hearing on the grapevine, the firmware developers fought against the "Cisco Cloud" BS for years. unfortunately (yet again) the higher-ups overruled them.

• On the post: Judge Slams Universal Music For Trying To 'Bamboozle' Court & Producers Over Eminem Royalties

  

  The Spork ( profile ), 02 Jul, 2012 @ 09:59am

  I've said it a million times

  the RIAA/MPAA are lying, cheating, greedy bastards. for their crimes against artists, they should burn at the stake or some other painful punishment.

• On the post: Announcing The Declaration Of Internet Freedom

  

  The Spork ( profile ), 02 Jul, 2012 @ 07:35am

  by the way

  if any of you had actually read the Declaration website, you would have noticed that you CAN sign it if you are an individual. look for the bold INDIVIDUAL instructions above the form

• On the post: Announcing The Declaration Of Internet Freedom

  

  The Spork ( profile ), 02 Jul, 2012 @ 06:55am

  Re: Re: Re: How to heard cats.

  I agree with parent. the MAFIAA expect everyone except themselves to pay for the enforcement of their copyrights. When the public lashes out because they try to pass SOPA-style laws, they *(MAFIAA) blame "Google" when in actuality, they should be blaming THEMSELVES.

• On the post: Free Culture Is The Response To The Ethical Failings Of The Old Entertainment Industry

  

  The Spork ( profile ), 29 Jun, 2012 @ 05:32am

  Yay for INDIE!

  big pile of crap for the MAFIAA gatekeepers!

• On the post: EU Commissioner Reveals He Will Simply Ignore Any Rejection Of ACTA By European Parliament Next Week

  

  The Spork ( profile ), 26 Jun, 2012 @ 06:47am

  De gaut

  Go directly to HELL. do not pass "ACTA". Do not collect your lobbying moneys as you pass said agreement

• On the post: Japan Criminalizes Unauthorized Downloads, Making DVD Backups — And Maybe Watching YouTube

  

  The Spork ( profile ), 25 Jun, 2012 @ 08:10pm

  can we please

  get the torches and pitchforks out now so we can BURN some MAFIAA witches at the stake? please? 'cuz that's what they obviously are!

• On the post: Japan Criminalizes Unauthorized Downloads, Making DVD Backups — And Maybe Watching YouTube

  

  The Spork ( profile ), 25 Jun, 2012 @ 11:20am

  Re:

  amen bro. How am I supposed to fap off to translated h-manga if japan decides to make copying illegal? just another nail in the coffin of a free society. (bangs head on desk and cries)

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