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• On the post: Appeals Court Says Companies Can Be Guilty Of Inducing Infringement… Even If There Is No Direct Infringement

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 04 Sep, 2012 @ 07:18am

  Re: Further reading of the opinion results in a definitive understanding and complete rejection of the supercilious positions, above.

  Please stop boring us! Really! I beg of you. Please. Stop. Now. We don't need unemployed paralegals attempting the practice of law here.

• On the post: Appeals Court Says Companies Can Be Guilty Of Inducing Infringement… Even If There Is No Direct Infringement

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 04 Sep, 2012 @ 07:14am

  Re: Unanswered position

  Do you actually think anyone will waste the time necessary to read your ridiculously lengthy drivel stream? You certainly seem to have a very high opinion of yourself, not shared by anyone else on the planet.

• On the post: Appeals Court Says Companies Can Be Guilty Of Inducing Infringement… Even If There Is No Direct Infringement

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 04 Sep, 2012 @ 07:12am

  Re:

  And the IP maximalists will applaud it.

• On the post: Appeals Court Says Companies Can Be Guilty Of Inducing Infringement… Even If There Is No Direct Infringement

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 04 Sep, 2012 @ 07:09am

  Re: Re: Hmm...

  There's always hope that it will.

• On the post: Appeals Court Says Companies Can Be Guilty Of Inducing Infringement… Even If There Is No Direct Infringement

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 04 Sep, 2012 @ 07:07am

  Re:

  Doublethink is the new normal.

• On the post: Copyright Enforcement Bots Seek And Destroy Hugo Awards

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 04 Sep, 2012 @ 07:03am

  Re: Re: Re: Re: I am no coder but....

  So whatever is expeditious is the right way? The same kind of expediency that has sent innocent people to the death chamber? Yeah, that's the ticket! If something is too difficult, act expediently. Avoid thinking. Deny responsibility.

• On the post: Copyright Enforcement Bots Seek And Destroy Hugo Awards

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 04 Sep, 2012 @ 06:57am

  Re: Re: time to react violently

  Just the sort of comment from the lunatic IP maximalists I'd expect. I hope you don't mind if I forward this comment to your psychiatrist to see that your paranoia medications are properly adjusted. Or have you just stopped taking them? I mean, thorazine is cheap generic nowadays, so you don't have a financial excuse.

• On the post: Justice Department Sues Telco For Daring To Challenge Its Secret Demands For Private Information

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 20 Jul, 2012 @ 08:34am

  Anyone who gets an NSL should publish it on the internet immediately

  Failure to do so will only encourage the fascist idiots to continue sending them. Almost all of these moronic documents are open-ended fishing expeditions with no probable cause, and should be exposed as such. Any member of the public who believes these cretinous letters have any real value to national security is a dupe and a delusional sheep.

• On the post: The Sweet Taste Of Defeat: Band Must Pay Legal Fees For Frivolous Lawsuit Over One Used CD On eBay

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 12 Jun, 2012 @ 01:02pm

  Re:

  Looks like Andy needs to join his band-mates. Like yesterday. Certainly no later than tomorrow. Then they can all suck in Rock Hell.

• On the post: Canadian IP Lobby Calls For SOPA North, Complete With Website Blocking And Secondary Liability

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 12 Jun, 2012 @ 12:55pm

  To the stupid Canucks behind this

  Take off, you hosers! Eh?

• On the post: Angry Spaniards Crowdfund Money To Try To Bring Former Banking Boss To Court For Bank Collapse

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 12 Jun, 2012 @ 12:49pm

  Re:

  I'm cool with that. That amount of money should already have been enough to have this guy whacked.

• On the post: Why The Supreme Court Needs To Make Sure That Selling A Used iPad Isn't A Copyright Violation

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 12 Jun, 2012 @ 12:12pm

  When it comes to selling my iPad, I am the law. Period.

  I don't give a shit about what legal issues there may be. If I want to sell my used iPad, I will, and if some asshole wants to try to come after me in court for it, they're welcome to. But it will be difficult for them to make a case while in a coma. Hopefully, they would have been smart enough to have made a living will. So any of you IP lawyers out there feeling froggy? Then leap.

• On the post: Real Estate Listing Services Use Questionable Copyright Claims In Attempt To Block Criticism Of Agents

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 23 May, 2012 @ 06:02am

  I liked my realtor when I sold my last house.

  If I had the opportunity to post a positive comment, I certainly would. But then, if I felt that my realtor did not do a good job, as the one I used to sell my first house demonstrated, then I should have the right to complain about them, and warn others off using the lazy SOB. It isn't slander or libel to say that you think your realtor sucked. Any abuse of copyright law in these cases is illegitimate, and should be punished by the courts.

• On the post: The Internet Puts Up A Billboard In Front Of Lamar Smith's Office: Don't Mess With The Internet

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 23 May, 2012 @ 05:55am

  Re: Re:

  Your assumption that he has one is not necessarily valid.

• On the post: The Internet Puts Up A Billboard In Front Of Lamar Smith's Office: Don't Mess With The Internet

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 23 May, 2012 @ 05:54am

  Re: Re: Re: Where is the like button?

  It would make the National Debt Counter look like a sundial in comparison.

• On the post: Want More Jobs? Get Rid Of The Patent Trolls

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 23 May, 2012 @ 05:52am

  Re: think about the children

  The fact that some of the patent lawyers may have reproduced is alarming in and of itself. What is necessary is for the patent lawyers DNA to be eradicated from the global gene pool. In a perfect world, admitting that you are a patent lawyer would result in summary execution. On the spot. No appeal. But, we live in a very imperfect world, and this type of parasite is allowed to propagate unchecked. Sad for the rest of us. Very sad.

• On the post: Postal Service Could Be On The Hook For Millions For Daring To Memorialize The Korean War Memorial

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 17 May, 2012 @ 07:24am

  Time for a new monument

  If he prevails in this case, the old one this fuckwit "created" should be dynamited, and a new one created and put in its place, only this time the contract should specify that the sculptor has zero rights. They do own the actual sculpture, so if they dynamite it, no problems. I'd pay money to watch a video of the demolition, split-screened with his face reacting to it.

• On the post: Church Sues Former Members For Posting A Negative Review Online

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 17 May, 2012 @ 07:15am

  Is this church a subsidiary of the catholic one?

  Reading the tweets, it could easily be mistaken as talking about the Boston area catholic church.

• On the post: Common Sense Wins: Finnish Court Says Open WiFi Owner Not Liable For Infringement By User

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 17 May, 2012 @ 07:04am

  When it comes to Open WiFi, I am the law.

  If I want to set up an Open WiFi hotspot for my customers' use, and any of them uses it to infringe, it is not my responsibility, and if the MAFIAA attempts to take my connection down, their lawyers will learn the true meaning of fear. A fear so deep that it will cause them to lose control of their bowels and bladder. A fear so overwhelming that they will no longer be able to speak, or walk, or even turn away. Fear so vivid that the lifelong tremors and nightmares that will result will alter their DNA, and be passed down to their progeny. This is how you deal with them, not by getting and paying for your own lawyer. That costs real money. Producing intense, paralyzing fear is free. And much more effective.

• On the post: FBI Stops Yet Another (Yes Another) Of Its Own Terrorist Plots; This Time: Anarchists!

  

  The Devil's Coachman ( profile ), 03 May, 2012 @ 05:19am

  Re:

  I believed it all.......except for the imagined part.

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